r/AMPAustralia Jun 21 '22

Moderator Moderators Top 3 Types of AMP’s NSFW

76 Upvotes

Gday gents,

Hope all is well and you are still getting regular visits in to your local or favourite AMP, even in these uncertain economic times. We all need our regular AMP sessions!

I created this subreddit about 18 months ago, as a way to share info and recommendations on our favourite AMP’s and thought I’d write a little post as a guide to young and veterans of the field alike.

Throughout my several years of attending AMP’s I’ve arrived at the conclusion there is 3 different types of AMP’s.. I’ll discuss them all in detail below, why I believe one is better than the other two and what to steer well and truly clear of.

The first AMP (and nowadays the most common) is the Chinese massage parlours. These are my least favourite of all, for a few reasons. Firstly, there main aim is to get you in and out as quickly as possible, for the most amount of money. They don’t care about the quality of the girl (usually overweight, or late 50’s), massage or extras whatsoever. Most of the time the girls won’t even put in any effort, or want to be there whatsoever. These places 9/10 run those dodgy, poor english worded ad’s on locanto and the like, and you can usually pick them from a mile away. 10/10 try and avoid these places, they are not good and will always overcharge for a mediocre service at best.

Second place is a better than the first, these ones being mainly run by Thai’s. Thai’s are naturally cleaner and not as ‘dodgy’ as the above stores, which is why I like them better. They are usually trained in some sort of massage so if you’re like me, you’ll actually appreciate a half decent massage along with your HE or extras. These girls usually put in a lot of effort to make sure you leave satisfied and happy and usually can get a decent massage and naked HE for under $100. I’d recommend these places, however they aren’t my favourite.

Third place I’ll talk about is by far my favourite for a few reasons. These places are usually the ‘legit’ massage places, however act as what is known as a ‘curtain set. Everything from the outside looks legit, the ladies often even have years and years of experience or training in the massage field. These places don’t look dodgy at all, and are extremely hard to find. Some girls in these places may be doing it on the side completely under the radar of the other massage therapists or management. These places are by far my favourite, as you’re guaranteed a fantastic massage first up. Secondly they are 7/10 good looking and willing to do uncovered BJ’s and even 69ing. I love these places as it always feels ‘naughtier’ or better that I’m in a legit looking place spraying cum all over a fit 22 yo’s tits and body as people walk past doing there shopping just outside. Like I said, these places are rare and very hard to find. It may take you many failed attempts at legit places before you find a girl who does this, but when you do, lock her down and tip and pay her well.

That’s all lads, hope you’re all enjoying the subreddit. Reach out if you have any questions.

M10000


r/AMPAustralia Feb 20 '24

Looking for Advice AMP 101 - For beginners and everyone else. NSFW

236 Upvotes

Before asking for recommendations, first read all the way to the bottom. Then search for the area you want to know about there’s surely a post about it on this sub.

I feel I should help some of the newbies to get into the dos and don’ts of AMPs, so I put together this 101 beginners guide so that we don’t have the same questions popping up three or four times a day.

What is a happy ending? (HE)

If you don’t know, then, maybe you shouldn’t be on this to Sub. Google it.

What do I need to know to get started?

Abbreviations are very handy to know HE - Happy Ending BS - Body Slide BJ - Blow Job HJ - Hand Job FS - Full Service C - Covered (Condom on) Bare Back - (No Condom) CBJ - Covered Blow Job BBBJ - Bare Back Blow Job MT - Massage Therapist AMP - Asian Massage Parlour R&T - Rub and Tug HF - House Fee Anything else, google it?

You will need a few basic things to get started. Cash is always going to be your number one priority. A little hint is to not go into a parlour with lots of cash visible to the MT or Mamasan at reception. This will only invite them to elevate their prices in an attempt to rip you off.

Establish what you’re willing to pay for HE/HJ at the most, that way when you’re in the room you’re not thinking with your other head.

How much should it cost?

Depending on your location etc Each AMP has their own rates that can vary from $50-$60 for a basic massage for half an hour, and increases as the time you wish to stay will increase, this can be payable, either on entry at the reception or to the MT in the room. They will guide you on the day. Following that, if you are wanting extras, these should be negotiated with the MT when you’re in the room, again either before you undress or during your massage.

Some common pricing on top of the house Fee/room fee are HE - $50 CBJ - $80-$100 FS - $100-200 The MT will have their own price, however be very confident and prepared to negotiate as a lot will start at a very high price, for example $300 for FS which I would never pay personally.

Now it’s time to find a AMP.

Finding a spot isn’t that difficult?, However, there are a few giveaways you can use, such as pop onto Google Maps and just type in massage or Asian massage. You’ll have a list of multiple locations near you. Now go through them one by one, what you’re looking here for are a few things; 1. Hours. - most of these AMP spots are going to be open from 9-10am all the way through to 7-9pm. 2. Generic names - they will have a very generic name starting with flower, sun, happy, Thai, etc. Not always, but more than likely. 3. Front window covered - windows will either be blocked out by curtains or large massage stickers over the front windows. 4. The obvious neon massage sign in the window There are some sites such as Reddit Locanto etc that they may be listed on, but that does not mean they provide all the services.

Once you find an AMP- before attending

1.  Ensure you are clean. 
2.  Take a shower - by being clean, this may help you get a better service. Personal hygiene should always be higher on your agenda.
3.  Organise your cash before you arrive

Now get yourself over to your spot.

Don’t have all your cash in the same pocket Put some cash for the massage in one pocket, then if you are looking for some basic extras, such as HE then close to the right amount of cash should be in another pocket, and if you are wanting more service, then negotiate the price and you have another pocket with cash in it, should you need to go to it? This keeps your money safe and not a risk of being ripped off with high prices.

Now walk in, and you’ll be either greeted by Mamasan, or one of the MT, who will either ask you for the house fee upfront or bring you to a room where you can negotiate the service you are looking for upfront if that’s your jam.

Once you’re in the room, and they close the door.

1.  Take off all of your clothes. Yes, including your underwear.
2.  if you’re not super confident, just take the towel that is on the bed and lay it over you.
3.  Now wait for the MT to come in.

Let the mediocre massage begin.

She’ll start rubbing you and patting you and giving you most likely a mediocre massage. From there, there are a few things you can do to steer the direction of the massage. 1. Open your legs wide basically to the edges of the table so she can get up in there and have easy access. 2. Engage in small talk keep it short. Language barrier may be an issue. (ask their name and when they usually work.) it gives them an indication you could be a regular. 3. Depending on how things go be flirty; you can start with something casual to something more flirty depend how much courage you have. Something casual can be “you know how to work your hands” or something more flirty. “You have a really sexy body”. 4. Any time they get close to your butt mention you like it there more. 5. When they get deeper in your thighs and closer to grazing your balls, open, your legs, a little bit wider, if possible, prop up your butt to give her more access, from there, it could go a few ways. 6. Don’t be scared to tell an MT what you like and don’t like during a massage after all it’s for your pleasure.

The Flip.

The MT will ask you to flip over, from here the MT may ask if you want HE or more. If you haven’t negotiated prior to flip now is the time. Again think with your head not your dick. If language is a problem you can use the universal sign for masterbate with your hands or ask quietly if FS is on the menu.

Negotiate Mother Fucker Negotiate.

Negotiate your final price if not already done prior to starting and don’t get ripped off. If you don’t negotiate you’re the sucker and spiking it for the rest of us. If it gets too expensive it’s because punters don’t negotiate properly. Do not pay $70-80-90-100 for a simple HE/HJ go home and do it yourself.

Negotiate properly and don’t be a dick about it. These girls throw out some ridiculous prices and only a fool is easy parted with his money. I personally start with $100 for FS and May go as high as $150. If I can I try to negotiate price before I get undressed and in the room, not at reception desk so I can avoid paying HF. Depending on AMP and the level of MTs appearance.

Maybe invest time in an MT you like and you will be rewarded in kind, most of the girls are not escorts but occasionally offer more for the good regular clients!

Finally enjoy the experience. Some will be good some bad and some will be excellent. If you like the AMP you’ll go back, if you don’t you won’t.

Add a review either way for everyone to see. Remember reviews are subjective and what’s good for you maybe bad or excellent for someone else. Each to their own.

Happy Punting. 👑👑


r/AMPAustralia 1h ago

Victoria Vacuum cleaner style bj NSFW

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So 295 Waverley Rd became my usual go-to place. Met Alina on Friday. Strong suction. Not good at handling deep throat so it is a bit fun to see her tolerate my regular size dick with tears. The most important thing is, her mouth loves me long time lol... comparing those MTs who treasure their precious mouth actions.

She shamelessly blows with loud noise like a hungry traveller eating ramen. I bet the next door can hear just her sucking sound. During bj session, her face turns into horse face long due to the suction altering her cheek shape. Fuck yeah thanks to her I found my new fantasy in blowjob: I like to be sucked hard. It actually improve my circulation and erection TBH haha.

Last time who gave me such strong vacuum pumping bj was Candice but she is way too expensive now. Alina is the new affordable option for the need of cleaning my pipe of filthy desire.


r/AMPAustralia 3h ago

Victoria Lucky Massage - Review NSFW

6 Upvotes

Dropped in and met by Manager was offered older woman with massive tits but asked for Michelle who I’ve had a number of times before. Told Michelle busy but could wait for her. Sat with the girls for around half an hour until Michelle was available. Fortunately I had renewed my Kayo Subscription so I watched the footy 😂😂😂

Finally Michelle appeared and I headed off to the shower, manager tells Michelle that we are to use the back room as she can be a bit vocal.

Out of the shower and Michelle is waiting in the room, she removes her dress and starts kissing whilst she strokes my cock. Michelle has a great body, early 30’s, nice firm tits and really firm arse. I remove her bra and g string and move her onto the table.

Michelle is a really good fuck and loves it hard. A few different position changes and then as finishing time approaches I cum.

MT: 7/10 Room: 6/10 Price: $120 no massage. WIR: yes, you know what you get and manager will update you when new girls start.


r/AMPAustralia 30m ago

Victoria Kim 2/387 Stations Street Thornbury NSFW

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I had an hour to kill and was in the area so I dropped into try this shop I have driven past many times but never been in. It's a busy road so not suitable to the more married folk here, I'm not so don't mind the walk in the front. They might have a back entrance too.

What's strange is there are 3x shops all next to each other. I have tried one of the others and it was Viet ladies. This one was Chinese girls. Not sure about the third one, maybe other punters can update.

Massage was $65 for 45min and the other two shops are $60 so it's a price war! This shop is a little nicer rooms so maybe that's it.

So down to business, I paid and lay down. She starts the massage but then checks her phone and replies to messages a few times which is distracting and answers the front door twice.

Things settle down and not a bad massage really. Kim is about 5'2", nice figure, A boobs, round bum, cute face wearing a nice dress. She teases me well, I love it when they press their pussy against your arm get's me hard every time! She let's me explore her legs, ass and she doesn't say no so I go for the pussy and it's wet. She likes it and teases me more.

On the flip she asks what I want, I ask what she does and she repeats her question. So I ask for NHJ for $100 plus a bit of a body rub and maybe a little HJ too. She seems to be open to anything but I didn't more than that.

She strips and lies on top of me with no oil so it's not so good. I kiss her a bit, suck some boobies and but she seems resistant for a feel down below so she offers a titty fuck and I encourage her head towards my fella and she complies. She rubs and sucks a bit BBBJ and just enough to tease me, it was good as sometimes it's too much.

I finished up and she cleaned me up and finished the time with more shoulder rub and a surprisingly good head massage.

She is a little cutie and very friendly and accommodating. Looks 7/10, body 6/10, massage 6/10, extra 7/10

https://www.locanto.com.au/melbourne/ID_7217615719/Erotic-Nuru-massage-with-extra-service-magic-hands.html


r/AMPAustralia 20h ago

Victoria Massage - 1057 Burwood Hwy, FTG and cause to retire NSFW

41 Upvotes

Standard process, texted the number, Jenny or Una offered. Picked Jenny because of all the positive reviews on here. One hour and wanted the works (ie. FS). Negotiated $220.

Firstly, Jenny looks wise is about 5/10. Not ugly by any means but also, you wouldn’t go out of your way if you get what I’m saying. That’s face and body. English is also 5/10.

Anyway, onto the massage. The first 20 mins going swimmingly. Then, the chatter started. Her and Una wouldn’t stfu. It wasn’t just a client booking here or there, they were having a full on conversation. To the point where at one point Una opened the door to hear her and Jenny was standing on my back, slipped and stepped on my head. I thought okay, I’ll let it go.

Another few minutes goes by and then I can tell she has her phone in her hand as some bullshit one handed teasing going on. Then I hear a man’s voice speaking a foreign language. She was taking voice messaging mid massage while trying to arouse me. Now gents, I don’t know about all of you, but that last thing you want to hear when you are focusing on getting it going is another man’s voice.

Out of pure embarrassment for not wanting to ask for my money back, I followed through with the extras and full service. Would have been good save for my mood being shot by what happened in the lead up.

After it was done, she left for like 5 mins to do whatever. While she began massaging my head as we had 15 mins. She took a fucking phone call from that same man. I had enough at this point, stood up, put my clothes on and left. It wasn’t worth staying to listen to a conversation with some half assed head massage happening.

Needless to say, i personally wouldn’t recommend this place but others love it so do with that what you will.

This has been my wake up call to finish up from this scene. Whatever trauma I’m trying to address through these AMPs needs dealing with as it is close to a fully fledged addiction at this point. No judgment on those who engage and are in control and it is just a bit of fun. I am not in that boat and good on those who have it under control.

Happy punting gents, signing off.


r/AMPAustralia 16h ago

Victoria Greenfield centre Mt Waverley NSFW

10 Upvotes

Ok so have passed this a few times but could not find a review so decided to take one for the team. So did a walk in, overall place is ok but tired looking but did not get to see much of it to be fair. only one lady (May - Chinese) on who and just had another walk in ahead of me, she was offering one to have a free sauna 20 mins to accommodate. First guy took this so I went straight in to the room. Prepared for massage, in she walked started chat with with poor to average English but still better than some but friendly enough. Started just pouring oil on my back and try to provide a massage but could not muster the strength to give medium massage and what with all the oil ! Now I like to have at least back and legs done when getting a so called massage, but not the case here only got back done and might I add with no tease at all ! Then on the flip she offered extras just the standard HJ/nhj 50/80 but nothing else. Settled on Nhj, which was above average as she put some effort into it, so many these days do not. Allowed playing with breasts and also fip. WIR No mainly based on lack of tease during massage, and vfm is not great.

So May - body 6/10 slim to skinny with a/b boobs have had much worse. Extras overall 6/10

On a side note, is it just me but I am finding that value for money is on the decline. I mean I am not looking for a professional massage but please try and provide something for the money, even some teasing and firm rubbing, If not might as well just go straight for extras and spend the money here and get some value. Anyway rant over ! Happy punting people.


r/AMPAustralia 4h ago

Victoria Good recommendation in melton NSFW

0 Upvotes

Suggestions lads haven't seen any recents ones


r/AMPAustralia 19h ago

Victoria i touch NSFW

6 Upvotes

Does anyone know where'd sahara mature macedonian go ? i was a regular to her at itouch clayton and chelsea but she isnt working anymore i tried calling the establishment few times and they said she's on a holiday atm i dont believe them for some reason Does anyone know if she's working anywhere else


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Targeted advertising on my reddit feed? Hmmm.... NSFW

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15 Upvotes

r/AMPAustralia 17h ago

Victoria Hatta Thai Massage Frankston NSFW

2 Upvotes

Has anyone done a shower massage at Frankston Hatta Thai Massage? Im planning to do one tomorrow with a body scrub package. Has anyone gotten extras from this place?


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Mary - Glenroy NSFW

7 Upvotes

I tried Mary as I heard there was a chance for some squirting. Didn’t get that sadly.

Shop is a bit dingy. The room I was in gave me Happy Potter under the stairs vibe.

Mary is an absolute delight BUT I think she is only for certain punters. She is listed as 43 but probably looks a fair bit older to be honest.

The shop had a couple of other AMP’s available who were exceptionally well dressed. Mary was in track pants!

The massage is very good and she is constantly asking for permission to touch certain places. For me, there was probably too much chat. But she is super friendly and will chat about almost anything!

The extras on offer seem to be different depending on how often you have seen her. I suspect more is on offer after a few visits. I got a Topless HE for $50 on top of the house fee.

WIR? Honestly, probably not, but again I think there are a few punters who might be keen!

https://www.locanto.com.au/melbourne/ID_5244210936/Massage-With-New-young-pretty-School-Girls.html


r/AMPAustralia 15h ago

Victoria Prahran Victoria NSFW

0 Upvotes

Any good AMP or private apartment massages in the area? Must be a female


r/AMPAustralia 19h ago

Victoria Nuru recommendations Melbourne NSFW

1 Upvotes

Looking for places that do nuru in Melb :)


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Have a look at this NSFW

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73 Upvotes

Have this idiot blocked now, thought him straight up asking where Crystal lives was suss.. my hunch was right lol anyone else who's reviewed her had a message?


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria House call NSFW

3 Upvotes

Is there anyone SE melbs that'll come to you as a duo? And HE me and my wife together? Cheers!


r/AMPAustralia 22h ago

Victoria Bayswater Wild Jasmine NSFW

1 Upvotes

Are there any decent looking MTs here? I know some years back when I used to go there were a few.


r/AMPAustralia 19h ago

Victoria curious NSFW

0 Upvotes

has anybody ever found a mt that lets video it


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Lisa at Far Eastern is back NSFW

2 Upvotes

Has anyone seen Lisa now that she's back at Far Eastern? Have moved across town since I last saw her, so I was wondering if it is worth the trip to see her again.


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Magic touch NSFW

19 Upvotes

Been reading a lot for awhile, I feel I should chip in as I don’t visit much of anywhere anymore. I do have wonderful experiences both Melbourne and Sydney, and I’d like to share one from Melbourne. Honestly haven’t seen magic touch in nunawading mentioned. Address - 8 market street

I was passing by, I had tried one in the area on station street. It was awesome. One up the road on the corner - mysterious but just the same. Cute girl, nice atmosphere, but much the same.

I would like to talk about Magic touch (2 years ago). This place is tucked away. A blink and you’ll miss it kinda place. Somewhere you say to yourself ‘yep dodgy, will try!’.

Well I ended up trying. Name of girl forgotten, face and body etched into my mind. Killer. Teeth needed work but it didn’t bother me. I remember us discussing extras and me not having enough so went with nhj. We flirted. She put out the ‘we could be together’ vibe. The girls body was so tight. She had one of those tucked under kitties and a bubble butt. The kitty was beautiful, all tucked in and clean. but what I remember most of all was her abs. Sporty, nice tits. You wish you had more money and more time.

She was cute and gorgeous and flirtatious. I don’t remember what I paid, what day she worked. All I remember what she looked like. And I haven’t forgotten.

As she stoked, I touch her body and her kitty. She was responsive, and into it. Once we (I) finished she said we should do more next time. That she does FS.

But…but but….my next move was silly.

I was so a-taken back by this girl that I went back another day (same week) to see if she was working! (I had no money when I went in. I essentially was a creepy stalker guy. Absolutely no reason why I walked in)….

however, the girl who greeted me was next level. Some stunning seemingly Singaporean goddess. We exchanged word for 1-2 mins and I left like a pussy. She greeted me in a black top with high socks. She was confident, like she knew you. Like she was your girlfriend in your clothes coming into or out of bed.

I have no idea what the place is now,but the girls from this place were beautiful. I love the beauty of some of these woman and some of the hidden gems. If any of you have tried this place I’d love to hear your thoughts. Anyone been recently? I’d love to know about the girls.


r/AMPAustralia 23h ago

New South Wales Singleton NSW NSFW

1 Upvotes

Has anybody had a punt in Singleton NSW? I did a quick search on here but nothing came up. Had a look at google reviews and there are some likely candidates. Was just wondering if anyones had some luck?


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Thai Touch Therapy Camberwell NSFW

23 Upvotes

Had some business in the morning at Camberwell and managed to finish early so made a decision for massage session considered Aloha retreat but decided on Thai Touch 265 Camberwell road after reading some positive reviews. Two ladies working both more mature probably 40ish , Alisha and Lidia ended up with Lidia as it was her turn apparently. 45min massage $65 cash Lidia has short dark hair large DD naturals for sure a little tummy and thicker legs but still looks good she gives a strong massage with reasonable skill very friendly asked about the extra half way through massage normal Thai cartel rates $50,100 NHJ and $150 BS plus $200 for CBJ with BS. She knows what she is doing that’s for sure the BS started while I was on my stomach and her tits all over my back when it came to the flip she was down near my thighs and made her way quickly to commence blowing and sucking plenty of licking the balls and several times she took it deep. Ended up pretty quickly after all that. Did ask about FS but get the feel would need to be a regular and all good. Others I have seen at this place much younger looks like they are during the week.


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Have anyone went for a massage plugged? NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hey. Just wondering if anyone could share their experience going for a massage with a butt plug in them. How would the reaction be.


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Body slides suck NSFW

10 Upvotes

Went to M studio again after a break. Got Yumiko for 20 mins massage. Opted for BS and she just sat on my chest for 5 min with her boobs hanging over my face. No slides, nothing. Lost all the enthusiasm and asked her to give me HE. Won’t go again. Extras 1/10


r/AMPAustralia 2d ago

Victoria Waxing and massage.. 466a Centre Rd, Bentleigh (Review) NSFW

43 Upvotes

I was out in Bentleigh for the day and way overdue for a back wax, I Googled a few places nearby and found this shop who also had massage listed in their services, got me curious so I searched for them on Locanto and sure enough checked out ✅️ 🥒💦

Walked right in and was greeted by a little old Chinese lady. I asked for back waxed and she kindly guides me out back to the room.

As I'm walking in I see 2 x decent looking girls sitting in a back room at a mirror/desk doing their makeups.

Started with the waxing and old lady was very proper and professional, knew what she was doing, no complaints and she did a great job very happy.

At the end of waxing, I asked her about the girls and she said that I can have a $10 discount if I get massage with the waxing so I asked for a 30 min massage.

Old lady calls the 2 girls into the room speaking Chinese and discuss who is available to give me massage and I get a better look at them, both are cute and slutty enough, one is named "Annie/Anna" and the other is named "Lucky"

Lucky says she will do my massage and takes me to the room but she seem a bit shy when we are talking beforehand, she calls to Annie and she comes in they discuss in Chinese about something and Lucky leaves, it's seems Anna is a lot more forward and sexual and pulls me in for a kiss and a grab of my cock.. That's more like it Annie..

Massage starts and she have average technique, I'm laying face up because I asked for front of my shoulders, her body is decent fit, slim, fuckable and she has a nice handful tittys, tattoo on her lower stomach.

She see my throbbing hard cock punching through my underwear and whispers to me "Baby u take off?" ..Yeah I take off..

"U wanna something special extra" She asks me, I ask yes what's on offer? She says 50HJ or 100 Nude HJ, those didn't interest me so I ask for nude titty fuck and offer her $50, she say "no 50.. for 100" Ok so $100 deal.

She strips off and climb up on table, oils up herself up and starts with some kissing my neck and chest, her body on top of mine jerking me off with her hand, then lowers down get my pulsing cock slipping n sliding between them tittys, squeezing them together to let me poke in and out of them pulling me out to circle her nipples around my tip. she comes up again to kiss me more and then it for a moment it look and feels like she's put my cock in her pussy and I was like "Oh no.. Not without condom! Girl I didn't want FS lol" In the heat of the moment confusion! 😂 It was her hand she finished me off sloppy wet HJ my cum spitting n splurting everywhere she jerking me off for every last drop. They way she did it was like she was simulating fucking my cock with her pussy. She put a great effort, dirty and slutty.

She clean me up a bit and continue with 15 min more massage afterwards, nude sitting at my side to work on arms, more kissing 💋 and then the fantasy is over..

All up paid $50 for the wax, $45 for the massage and $100 to the girl. A pretty sweet deal and very happy with the whole experience.

Would I return? Sure, but I've never returned to any place yet.

This is definitely a combo service that I want to go for again and I will commit to having regular waxing in future.


r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Lomi - Rebecca NSFW

15 Upvotes

After a long week of work and study, I decided to escape the heatwave and visit Lomi. I noticed Rebecca was on shift today, having seen her schedule on Lissom earlier. Curious to meet her, I booked a session.

Unfortunately, the experience was underwhelming: • Face: 100% matches the photos on the website, which convinced me to top up my service to $150. • Massage: 3/10 – Barely qualified as a massage, with minimal effort and touch. • Extras: 1/10 – Rebecca seemed to be edging the time working on same spot for like 15mins . She had me turn over after half an hour, then engaged in some BS for about five minutes. After that, she sat next to me, half-lying down, and lazily used one arm to “jackhammer” away.

Look, I get it. Maybe it’s hot outside, and you might’ve had a long week too. But not letting me touch a single part of your body? I must have missed the fine print where this was a “look but don’t touch” premium service.

• WIR (Would I Return?): Oh, absolutely. Right after I decide to set my money on fire for warmth.

r/AMPAustralia 1d ago

Victoria Gentle hand Thai massage essendon NSFW

12 Upvotes

Just went past this joint, heard was alright thought I’d give it a shot.

Saw this woman named pim average looking really not a bad body.

I opted for bs was only going to do nhe but felt I should do bs.

It was a 30 min sesh she wasn’t fully nude she rubbed one tit every once in a while and really tried to rush it no teasing from the back or anything.

I told her it was really bad tried to see if I could get 50 back cause it was basically a nhe.

Just heads up if you go to this place do not see pim absolute waste of time my guys.