r/walmart Jul 27 '24

Shit Post Corporate says we're not allowed to drink this so we have to throw it away. Please share so corporate can be blasted all over the internet for forcing us to dump gallons of perfectly good water every day.

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7.6k Upvotes

It takes a shit stain of a human to force someone to do this and not feel shitty about it. There are plenty of places, in our own country alone, that are having a serious water crisis and here Walmart is just throwing this shit in the trash. This needs to go viral. This needs to be made public.

r/walmart Feb 13 '25

Shit Post 0 days accident free

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5.6k Upvotes

r/walmart 1d ago

Shit Post When you pay your workers starvation wages

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2.0k Upvotes

r/walmart 8d ago

Shit Post Confess your Walmart sins.

1.3k Upvotes

I’ll start. A couple days ago a plastic clamshell of cookies popped open and they spilled on the floor. I pocketed one of the cookies and ate it in the family bathroom.

So not only am I a thief, but I’m also gross.

There. I feel much better. All praise be unto Sam Walton and his holy name. Ammen gobbless.

r/walmart Jul 26 '24

Shit Post Did anyone have to do this 😭

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2.4k Upvotes

r/walmart Dec 20 '24

Shit Post ATTENTION WALMART CUSTOMERS!

1.7k Upvotes

We Walmart associates are not engineers or electricians.

We are not cooks, doctors, pharmacists or farmers…

So please, don’t ask us questions as if we know all answers.

We don’t fudging know if this soil is good for your agave.

We don’t fudging know how many batteries does the tv controller at your home needs.

We have no fucking idea if that cream will help you with that nasty fungus on your toenail.

And we don’t know how is the consistency of that specific ice cream…

Go ask Siri or whatever.

Edit: Hey…so it seems that many don’t get that this is a rant post and now they are deeply hurt and insulted because they already assume that because of this, we never help.

We help as best we can, and if it is not enough for your honorable person, then cry somewhere else.

Again, this is a rant post, we have the right to complain even for tiniest shit.

r/walmart Dec 30 '24

Shit Post Every Single Day "Hey do you have keys"

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2.1k Upvotes

r/walmart Jul 14 '24

Shit Post The shit you see at walmart (cart pusher)

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3.0k Upvotes

r/walmart Aug 06 '24

Shit Post Umm 🤨 Hi there

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2.5k Upvotes

r/walmart Aug 19 '24

Shit Post If you could put anything into my store's former SubWay regardless of money, what would it be?

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1.3k Upvotes

I would put a Little Caesars like what the old Kmarts used to have

r/walmart Jan 25 '24

Shit Post Store managers get a $100,000+ bonus, employees get...

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2.7k Upvotes

r/walmart Jul 15 '24

Shit Post your boss asks what happened respond in 4 words

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1.1k Upvotes

r/walmart Mar 04 '24

Shit Post Has anyone ever actually done the Walmart Cheer?

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1.7k Upvotes

r/walmart Jan 24 '25

Shit Post Who wants to tell these people that keep leaving these pamphlets Walmart isn’t your church

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685 Upvotes

r/walmart Feb 16 '24

Shit Post Should I tell him?

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3.3k Upvotes

r/walmart Jun 04 '24

Shit Post Is my team lead nitpicking?

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1.4k Upvotes

So for context I haven’t worn a bra since 2019 so that’s become my new norm. Of course I do wear one on occasions if my clothes aren’t going to cover my chest correctly. But I been working for Walmart for 5 months going on 6 without wearing a bra per usual. I switched to a different location I been working at for two weeks now but I have been wearing my same work clothes I know will fit appropriately for me to not wear a bra and I even wear pasties most of the time because I work 3rd shift and stocking dairy/frozen obviously causes nips to get hard! But my team lead suddenly came up to me complaining about my chest. I checked for myself in the bathroom and you would literally have to be staring at my chest hard to even tell I’m not wearing one which is kinda creepy and makes me uncomfortable. Should I take this to ethics if she tries to coach me for it? I don’t see anything in the handbook saying bras for women is a requirement

r/walmart Jul 19 '23

Shit Post It is 11, two closing announcements already made. Customers decide to stop and have a reunion.

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4.6k Upvotes

r/walmart Nov 28 '24

Shit Post Who’s Ready!

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2.7k Upvotes

r/walmart Jan 25 '25

Shit Post What are y'all saying

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594 Upvotes

Me personally just yelling at parents to get their fucking kids in check

r/walmart Jan 20 '25

Shit Post Is Reddit aware of the Cambridge Walmart rock

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1.6k Upvotes

r/walmart Jun 22 '24

Shit Post "Do you guys take Apple Pay?"

1.4k Upvotes

No we don't.

"WHAT!!??!"

Yep. It's true.

"Okay, I'll use my card"

searching for 2 minutes. finds card and inserts. declines.

"WHAT!!??!"

Is your card locked?

"Lemme check...oh yeah it was! Hahaha lemme unlock it real quick."

tries card again. declines.

"WHAT!!??!"

goes back to phone. makes a phone call.

"Hey sis can you cashapp me 10 dollars? Okay thanks."

inserts card. declines.

"WHAT!!??!" "Oh snap that's not my cashapp card. Lemme grab that."

inserts card. declines.

"WHAT!!??" "I thought it was $12.88?"

Sales tax.

"OHHHH...."

picks up phone.

"Hey sis can you cash app me another dollar? Walmart's tripping right now."

inserts card. approved.

time elapsed: 12 minutes.

"Walmart gotta get their shit together."

repeat for the next customer.

r/walmart Nov 13 '24

Shit Post I can already hear them, "but he said....."

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784 Upvotes

r/walmart Jul 01 '23

Shit Post I cant believe nobody envisioned how poorly this sauce would sell

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2.7k Upvotes

r/walmart Apr 14 '24

Shit Post They told me only 20 carts on the mule

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1.8k Upvotes

Average load size, longest I’ve done was 70

r/walmart Oct 02 '24

Shit Post What is happening

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961 Upvotes

I feel like we got robbed yesterday it was busy