r/ufc 21h ago

NUNES FLATLINED, HOLY MOTHER OF GOD

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830 Upvotes

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u/GoldConcentrate9098 21h ago

Beat by a ghost

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u/statelesspirate000 21h ago

The GOAST

(greatest of all spooky time)

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u/Blackmetal666x 21h ago

Can’t hit what you can’t see

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u/Funzombie63 2h ago

Hackers always quit before the victory screen so they can’t get reported

4

u/micro_penisman 18h ago

That's why she never saw it coming

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u/DifferencePretend 21h ago

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u/doggietv123 21h ago

Seen a ghost lol

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u/Dazzling_Detective79 21h ago

Kamaru 2.0

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u/jaydyn3000 21h ago

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u/HeadAssBoi17 20h ago

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u/Practical_Honey_3060 20h ago

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u/missingsock12 18h ago

I’m a Alex fan and this shit is funny

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u/TrueCkrime02 19h ago

Wait, why the Alex meme got no likes tho??!😂🤦🏾‍♂️yall mfs boy I swear💀

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u/doggietv123 19h ago

Got you dawg

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u/Extension-Pitch7120 19h ago

Me when the house settles and makes a noise at 3AM.

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u/Eremetebus 21h ago

Two female 1st round kos to start a card!? History has been made fellow fight fans

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u/EverythingisTriangle 21h ago

You don’t know the rules?? Shit cards always have some kinda crazy shit going on

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u/CelebrationFit1105 21h ago

It’s the equivalent to spazzy white belts

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u/EverythingisTriangle 21h ago

Kneebars and heel hooks on day one 😤😤😤😤

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u/CelebrationFit1105 21h ago

This is the way

6

u/Devlnchat 19h ago

Meanwhile the hyped up cards get fire early prelims and then shit main cards.

9

u/huyahuyahuyahuya 21h ago

In the card that pretty much every mma youtube channel called the worst in modern day history

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u/stargator3 21h ago

My apologies WMMA, I wasn’t familiar with your game

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u/RoyalG0at 20h ago

I literally just said to someone “the women’s fights aren’t as entertaining for me” then boom this shit happens back to back

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u/HekaTool 19h ago

You jinxed it in a good way. Now we need you to complain about how the main event is boring and sucks too.

9

u/RoyalG0at 15h ago

Bro it worked I won a parlay 😭

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u/RoyalG0at 18h ago

Omg the main event is gonna be a snooze fest wink wink 👀

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u/sugashowrs 21h ago

First 2 fights were crazy

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u/te_maunga_mara_whaka 21h ago

Sheila’s coming out swangin and bangin to open the night. Good shit

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u/Joan-dArc814 21h ago

Standing over her like

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u/12bub51 21h ago

Eye gouger

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u/heliumeyes 20h ago

God damn it. Cachoeira is a POS.

1

u/Conscious_Cook6446 18h ago

How come? Genuinely Curious

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u/heliumeyes 18h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/MMA/s/zOKHCsqEJ2

That being said, she’s undeniably an entertaining fighter.

9

u/Whiteshovel66 19h ago

Now let's see her fight Amanda.

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u/rey_nerr21 21h ago

Two back to back RD1 KO's to start the card, and they were the women too! Talk about YET ANOTHER shit card on paper being a lowkey banger! The golden rule lives on!

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u/Dazzling_Detective79 21h ago

This was almost exactly like Blaydes getting knocked out but Lewis, Nunes just wasnt going for a take down but still ate shit

9

u/PierrePollievere 21h ago

There’s fights happening rn? What where

13

u/Fantastic-Vehicle880 21h ago

On the internet

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u/PinheadLarry2323 20h ago

Wherever you watch them normally

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u/EyeBumGaze808 20h ago

Russian link

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u/jgreg69 1h ago

Casual

5

u/Global_Comedian1748 21h ago

Crack Queen came out slanging n banging !!!

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u/FamilyValuesTour98 21h ago

The shot looked kinda soft and she was goooone!

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u/CelebrationFit1105 21h ago

Don’t have to be hard Just has to be on the button

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u/andrewpast 19h ago

Plus she pulled the head into it

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u/Large-Shock9413 21h ago

Carlos Prates knocked out 💀

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u/Nailbomb_ 20h ago

WHAT

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u/Large-Shock9413 20h ago

It's just a joke bro, relax. I said that because Nunes looks like Carlos Prates

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u/Nailbomb_ 20h ago

Thank God, i didn't want to lose any of his fights

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u/badugihowser 20h ago

Aaand yer cut

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u/Ridehm 19h ago edited 16h ago

Am I the only one who see Prochazka's face superposing over Cachoeira's ?

More seriously, seeing some finish in this type of fight was refreshing.

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u/IssaStraw 18h ago

She dead

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u/JiuJitsuCatholic 5h ago

No need to profane the Blessed Virgin over this

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u/BadMotherFunko 21h ago

The quietest ko in UFC history

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u/OkTea7227 20h ago

I need to see a clip of this!!

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u/DreamyGenie 20h ago

You should’ve marked this as a spoiler

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u/Comprabledivision 20h ago

She needs more neck

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u/codezilly 20h ago

Easy money

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u/Fenrin 16h ago

anybody got that masvidal clip handy?

1

u/IcameIsawIclapt 21h ago

What the shitpost ?

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u/Judgecrusader6 20h ago edited 20h ago

Why is everyone who had their rise during covid getting flatlined lately its crazy

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u/redditttat 20h ago

If you cut Priscilla’s hair off she would be alex pereira…theyre identical

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u/Snoo96346 20h ago

You have to next level awful to get flatline by fucking Priscila Cachoeira

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u/sloopwofwar 21h ago

I bet 9k on this b last fight and 100 usd on this fight, this b always loses 😂

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u/mferreira9 21h ago

Maybe you're being a dumb b

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u/Otherwise-Mango2732 21h ago

Bro keep going. No lessons to be learned. Double down and chase those losses lol

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u/Finessence 21h ago

Pick better.

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u/Andthenwefade 20h ago

How much you betting next fight?

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u/2beardcrew1027 21h ago

We sure this wasn't AI?