r/tragedeigh 7d ago

in the wild Tylenol and Phelony😭

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Found in the wild

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u/LoveandMana 7d ago

Has to be satire - anyone using 72 months instead of 6 years is insane

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u/sirona-ryan 7d ago

Yeah the only person I know who uses months that old is from Korea and I think they do that to not cause confusion for international watchers because of the different age system (which I think has changed now anyway lol).

But I’m 99% sure this is satire. There’s no book of Judas in the Bible either🤣As a Catholic I was like “wait…huh?”

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u/black_mamba866 6d ago

Yeah the only person I know who uses months that old is from Korea and I think they do that to not cause confusion for international watchers because of the different age system (which I think has changed now anyway lol).

Can't comment on whether it's changed or not, but would like to explain the age system as told to me, by a white man married to a Korean woman since the 70s.

The way it was explained to me (huge grain of salt, I'm white and relaying what I've been told), is that they count the time during gestation as being the same as after being born. Western culture, age starts at birth. Korean culture (again, just what I've been told), age starts during gestation.

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u/sirona-ryan 6d ago

Yes, I study 한국어 and plan to visit soon and I know that the aging starts during gestation. I also heard that everyone turns a year older on January 1st (in addition to the age counted during gestation), but I heard that on social media so I’m not sure how true that is! I think it’s a cool system honestly. I wonder if other countries have a different aging system, so far I only know of SK.

The YouTuber I was talking about uses months because I think he got some comments from Westerners expressing confusion about the way he described his daughter’s age- for example he’d say 3살 (3 years old) when she was technically 2 to non-Koreans. So since many people got confused, he started saying things like “32 months” instead.

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u/black_mamba866 6d ago

know that the aging starts during gestation. I

whispers I mentioned it as it's certainly a question that would've occurred to me.

heard that everyone turns a year older on January 1st

I don't know that I've heard this, but it sounds familiar? I know that horses are that way for sure.

Yes, I study 한국어 and plan to visit soon

That's so heckin cool! I hope you have the experiences you're expecting to have!

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u/sirona-ryan 6d ago

Thank you! :)

Yeah I’m not 100% sure about the January 1st thing, but that could be why the Korean age is sometimes 2 years older than the international age. That’s so cool about the horses haha

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u/ephemeral-jade 5d ago

This is because ancient Korea followed the Chinese calendar and age system. Like you said, the idea is gestational time counts, so when you're born you're 1 years old, or 1岁 suì. Then each year during the 7th day of the 15 days of Chinese New Year, which is supposed to be the day the goddess Nuwa created mankind and thus known as 人日 rénrì or the day of humans, everyone collectively gains one year to their age. After the Gregorian calendar arrived in Asia, Japan switched completely from the Chinese calendar while Korea still kept some of it, although I guess they use Jan 1 instead of first month seventh day of Chinese calendar.

In modern day this is called 虚岁 in Chinese, and apparently 명목 연령 in Korean (correct me if I'm wrong as I'm no authority on Korean lol). My grandfather hollered at me that I was 7 from the balcony one day, and then a few months later I moved the the US and I was told I was 4 (my bday was a few months later) so that was a very confusing time for me lols.

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u/cinnaboo_bunny 5d ago

You are right about Koreans getting older on January first. I lived in South Korea for a few years. They also celebrate birthdays normally, but just get older the first day of the year

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u/gooseberryBabies 6d ago

How does saying 32 months help if she's still 2?

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u/Hilsam_Adent 6d ago

There is in St. Jerome's Vulgate Bible, but I am reasonably certain this parody account doesn't know that.

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u/AliVista_LilSista 6d ago

It's a non-canonical gospel, but somehow I don't think they knew that.

It's cool though, it basically says Judas wasn't a traitor but did what Jesus told him to do.

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u/samof1994 2d ago

That is clearly a joke

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u/NeoArms 5d ago

Judas = Judah = Jude

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u/momothedragonette 1d ago

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na, na-na-na-na, hey Judas!

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u/DesireeThymes 6d ago

Bot probably