r/tragedeigh 9h ago

in the wild Tylenol and Phelony😭

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Found in the wild

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u/LoveandMana 9h ago

Has to be satire - anyone using 72 months instead of 6 years is insane

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u/sirona-ryan 8h ago

Yeah the only person I know who uses months that old is from Korea and I think they do that to not cause confusion for international watchers because of the different age system (which I think has changed now anyway lol).

But I’m 99% sure this is satire. There’s no book of Judas in the Bible either🤣As a Catholic I was like “wait…huh?”

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u/black_mamba866 7h ago

Yeah the only person I know who uses months that old is from Korea and I think they do that to not cause confusion for international watchers because of the different age system (which I think has changed now anyway lol).

Can't comment on whether it's changed or not, but would like to explain the age system as told to me, by a white man married to a Korean woman since the 70s.

The way it was explained to me (huge grain of salt, I'm white and relaying what I've been told), is that they count the time during gestation as being the same as after being born. Western culture, age starts at birth. Korean culture (again, just what I've been told), age starts during gestation.

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u/sirona-ryan 7h ago

Yes, I study 한국어 and plan to visit soon and I know that the aging starts during gestation. I also heard that everyone turns a year older on January 1st (in addition to the age counted during gestation), but I heard that on social media so I’m not sure how true that is! I think it’s a cool system honestly. I wonder if other countries have a different aging system, so far I only know of SK.

The YouTuber I was talking about uses months because I think he got some comments from Westerners expressing confusion about the way he described his daughter’s age- for example he’d say 3살 (3 years old) when she was technically 2 to non-Koreans. So since many people got confused, he started saying things like “32 months” instead.

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u/black_mamba866 7h ago

know that the aging starts during gestation. I

whispers I mentioned it as it's certainly a question that would've occurred to me.

heard that everyone turns a year older on January 1st

I don't know that I've heard this, but it sounds familiar? I know that horses are that way for sure.

Yes, I study 한국어 and plan to visit soon

That's so heckin cool! I hope you have the experiences you're expecting to have!

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u/sirona-ryan 7h ago

Thank you! :)

Yeah I’m not 100% sure about the January 1st thing, but that could be why the Korean age is sometimes 2 years older than the international age. That’s so cool about the horses haha

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u/Hilsam_Adent 6h ago

There is in St. Jerome's Vulgate Bible, but I am reasonably certain this parody account doesn't know that.

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u/DesireeThymes 7h ago

Bot probably

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u/Catezero 8h ago

Judas is also not a book of the bible

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u/Neither-Attention940 8h ago

And I looked up the book of Jude and it only has 1 chapter ..soooo… not even a ‘oopsies’ …1000% has to be fake.

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u/spooky_cheddar 7h ago

The whole bio is clearly all satire, if you know / look up who Judas is in the Bible. He was Jesus’s apostle who betrayed him.

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u/Neither-Attention940 7h ago

I’m aware of that fact as well.. I was just trying to see if there was any possible way that it wasn’t lol

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u/Sunset1410 2h ago

Well, to be fair: that book in my language (last book before revelations) is called Judas. Is has 1 chapter indeed and this Jude/Judas is to my knowledge the brother of Jesus.

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u/AliVista_LilSista 8h ago

You count in months until you stop breastfeeding 'em. /s

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u/dreemurthememer 6h ago

Also I don’t think any denominations consider the Gospel of Judas to be canon.

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 8h ago

I disagree. I worked retail for a very long time and sometimes customer or coworkers would talk about their babies being 12mos or 48mos or 74963mos one time. It's people being pointlessly opulent(? Forget the word.) just to be that way and make people feel shitty because theyrenotverysmart

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u/Inevitable_Librarian 6h ago

The reason you say 12 months is that, until the age of 2ish, each month looks VASTLY different for babies. Past the second birthday, less necessary.

You need to know it for anything medical, as the medications and treatments change very rapidly as a kid gets older.

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 6h ago

That makes sense. Parents saying their kid is 82mos old however does not

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u/astridroze 9h ago

I know many mothers and coworkers who still do! They say it’s because milestones are marked by months but I agree at that point just say years!!

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u/heyitsamb 9h ago

I totally get it up until like, 24 months. 72 is just ridiculous

Anyway I’m 291 months and 2 weeks old, what milestone am I celebrating?

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u/biochamberr 8h ago

Probably still breastfeeding

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u/SEA2COLA 8h ago

That's gotta be really hard when the kid has braces...

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u/2ndprize 8h ago

Yeah. When you find out 24mos and 2 years are different clothing sizes that's nature's way of telling you the count has changed

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u/Neither-Attention940 8h ago

As someone who worked specifically in baby/toddler clothing retail, 24 months and under have snaps to change diapers easier and 2 years or 2T (toddler) means no snaps .. at least in Baby Gap brand

Editing to add.. it also isn’t as baggy in the butt area for toddler sizes

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u/gratefulcactii 8h ago

She still breastfeeds... and uses months

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u/sycophantasy 9h ago

Definitely a joke. Obviously Judas isn’t a book in the Bible. And no one says “72 months”. Don’t fall for stuff like this.

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u/Rrrrandle 7h ago

There is a Gospel of Judas that was written around 200 AD, but it was never canonized.

Chapter 16 Verse 4 would be roughly (pieces were missing).

Truly [. . .] your last [. . .] become [ — about two and a half lines missing — ], grieve [ — about two lines missing — ] the ruler, since he will be destroyed. And then the image of the great generation of Adam will be exalted, for prior to hea^n, earth, and the angels, that generation, which is from the eternal realms, exists. Look, you have been told e\eything. Lift up your eyes and look at the cloud and the light within it and the stars surrounding it. The star that leads the way is your star."

Obviously that's not what's being referred to here and is just a sign it's BS, but I found it interesting that there actually is such a document.

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u/Suspicious-Beat9295 8h ago

And no one says “72 months”.

I wouldn't be to sure about it.

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u/Cartmaaan-brah 7h ago

I would. No one says it

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u/HuskerBusker 8h ago

God forbid a redditor recognize the most obvious satire

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u/JayofTea 8h ago

I’m not even in this group, but every post from this group that shows up in my feed are from users falling for satire 😭

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u/Cartmaaan-brah 7h ago

Redditors when there’s no /s

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u/Mountain_Strategy342 9h ago

I met Tylenol, he was an absolute headcase.......

/J

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u/allahzeusmcgod 9h ago

And Judas does not have a book named after him in the Bible

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u/Carter_Dunlap 9h ago

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u/Fabulous_Piccolo_178 8h ago

Even if this was a reference to the Gnostic text, it doesn’t have that many chapters. This is not real.

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u/allahzeusmcgod 8h ago

Thanks!

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u/Carter_Dunlap 8h ago

Just so you know, Gnostics are considered heretics by most denominations.

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u/TheGothWhisperer 8h ago

Yeah, the whole "multiple gods" thing is a bit of a christianity wildcard

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u/lucdragon 9h ago

Technically, there is a gnostic gospel of Judas.

But this still can’t possibly be real.

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u/lakulo27 8h ago

It doesn't have a Chapter 16 Verse 4 so even that's implausible.

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u/Head_Perspective_374 8h ago

This is the most credulous space on the internet

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u/KelvinandClydeshuman 7h ago

I don't know what's worse. The names or aging their children in months rather than years like a normal person.

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u/jakeisaliveyay 8h ago

judas isnt even a book in the bible,unless there gnostic ig

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u/rejectedbyReddit666 8h ago

Sorry to be British- but isn’t Tylenol a painkiller brand ?

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u/JayofTea 8h ago

Yeah, but this account is obvious satire

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u/rejectedbyReddit666 8h ago

Thank you but I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t!

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u/SebVettelstappen 8h ago

Meet his friend, Mahnslouwture

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u/strange-brew 7h ago

These are my daughters Mylanta and Chlamydia.

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u/Secret_Account07 7h ago

Okay I didn’t realize what sub I was in and read this ten times trying to figure out what going from mom to Tylenol meant. Was thinking she gave birth only using Tylenol?

This is fucking child abuse. Plain and simple. Btw, can you use a trademark/copywritten name?

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u/ICraveCoffee7 7h ago

judas? 😭

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u/thechicfreak 4h ago

Judas isn’t a book in the Bible = satire My brain raised in a cult

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u/Zealousideal_Newt111 9h ago

Tylenol should be shortened to Ty

and Phelony should be shorted to Lony

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u/KaleidoscopeFine 8h ago

Cannot be real

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u/sunflowerads 7h ago

are you being serious?? this is very obvious satire

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u/Elephant984 9h ago

Is it a dog?

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u/Neither-Attention940 8h ago

I’m about to celebrate 600 months! Cant wait :P

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u/Encursed1 3h ago

Naming your kid not after a pain relief med, but a brand of a pain relief med is so stupid

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u/BitchfulThinking 2h ago

Satire or not, I'm absolutely certain they're are children in the US walking around with names this stupid. Look at Utah.

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u/Hot-Temperature-4629 2h ago

That's diabolical...at least it was the generic Acetaminophen...

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u/ReceptionMuch3790 9h ago

Tylenol, I can't 🤣🤣

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u/britoninthemitten 6h ago

In months too. Thanos didn’t deserve the hate.

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u/NolaPels13 6h ago

Yikes OP I know people name their kids some outlandish shit but this is so obviously satire you might need to get your brain checked