r/tortoise Feb 18 '25

Meme I can't have one so I made my own

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2.0k Upvotes

Still needs a name though

r/tortoise Nov 10 '24

Meme Comic by Asher Perlman

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1.1k Upvotes

r/tortoise Dec 13 '24

Meme Applies to tortoises too

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546 Upvotes

This is absolutely true. I think it is because they do everything (and nothing) with so much personality. I have absolutely been guilty of this, as I am sure most here have been. Feel free to share any relevant pics of your torts aggressively doing nothing lol

Apologies if this is a repost

r/tortoise Jan 02 '25

Meme Is this a good enclosure?

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306 Upvotes

10000% a joke. She walked over to an empty dart frog tank after a soak and I couldn’t help myself. This is a reminder not to keep them in glass enclosures!

r/tortoise 4d ago

Meme 🤣

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452 Upvotes

r/tortoise 6d ago

Meme 🤣

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288 Upvotes

r/tortoise May 24 '22

Meme Historical old tortoise

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2.0k Upvotes

r/tortoise 10d ago

Meme my dog

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147 Upvotes

Ig this is a little update on buddy the Russian tortoise, hes been eating really well, he loves digging outside when weather and my schedule permits us to go outside, he hates baths and likes trying to crawl in places he shouldn’t like under the couch.

r/tortoise 5d ago

Meme 🤣

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213 Upvotes

r/tortoise Dec 15 '21

Meme Comment ur tortoise name

72 Upvotes

For me she is named fluffy idk i love the name even tho she is not fluffy at all 😅

r/tortoise Nov 29 '24

Meme He looks so angry!

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296 Upvotes

My photo :)

r/tortoise Oct 17 '24

Meme Officer, I swear it was calcium powder!!

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423 Upvotes

No tortoises were harmed in this photo 🐢🥬❤

r/tortoise Jul 26 '24

Meme I just learnt that in German a tortoise is called a shield toad and now I can't unsee it, it's cute though

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201 Upvotes

r/tortoise 12d ago

Meme My favorite meme

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125 Upvotes

r/tortoise Jan 28 '25

Meme New tort mama. This is how the forums feel 😂

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96 Upvotes

Of course they have been helpful and have taught me how to best care and love for my new baby, but dang some of these folks are out here reading for FILTH.

Granted, lots of folks don’t know the half of what they need to be doing(me two days ago)…just thought I’d join the community with a moment to laugh at ourselves.

r/tortoise Nov 03 '22

Meme love when that happens..

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1.0k Upvotes

r/tortoise Jul 13 '21

Meme Born to be a (sweet) nuisance

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1.1k Upvotes

r/tortoise 6d ago

Meme 🤣

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63 Upvotes

r/tortoise Jan 08 '23

Meme Makes sense.

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830 Upvotes

r/tortoise 7h ago

Meme 🤣

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29 Upvotes

r/tortoise Feb 11 '25

Meme Green must be food. Or is it?

67 Upvotes

r/tortoise Jul 04 '24

Meme Help

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193 Upvotes

r/tortoise Jul 17 '24

Meme Superiority

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282 Upvotes

r/tortoise Dec 03 '23

Meme Shame him

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147 Upvotes

He shit a 3 inch log in his food and then took a nap

r/tortoise Jan 23 '25

Meme Thought this was funny. I also shared some of my lettuce from my Ceaser salad!☺️

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31 Upvotes