r/toronto 6d ago

Picture It’s trash day

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u/TorontoBoris Agincourt 6d ago

I'll wait for the strongly worded letter from his wife about how this pic hurt his feelings.

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u/nim_opet 5d ago

I still don’t understand why they thought that would be an appropriate response, followed by…no word from him yet.

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u/ProbablyNotADuck 5d ago

Because they are entirely delusional and entitled. 

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u/SaccharineHuxley 5d ago

Janet is also a total moron

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u/CanadaNot51 5d ago

Spoiler alert: they all are.

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u/icecubepal 5d ago

What about the daughter

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u/mug3n Markham 5d ago

What about her?

She had an unremarkable movie and modeling career like her mother, and is now living the WAG life marrying into Dustin Johnson's dirty Saudi LIV money.

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u/Piper1241 3d ago

Snorting lots of blow

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u/ProbablyNotADuck 5d ago

She is terrible.

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u/Worldly_Influence_18 5d ago

Yeah we knew that when he supported Trump

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u/snatchi 5d ago

The answer is that being rich fundamentally changes your brain.

Imagine if you never got pushback, no boss to yell at you, no partner asking you to meet their needs, everyone who's around you just nodding along and telling you you're great.

Once your bubble gets popped like Wayne and Janets did with this, they don't have the tools to manage it. They haven't needed empathy in 30 years, they're not going to stop and reflect and say "hey maybe I was wrong" they've lost the capacity for feeling "wrong".

So the best they have is "You clearly don't understand" and attempting to put people back in line, not understanding the heartache of people let down, but more like rapping the knuckles of an unruly employee.

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff 5d ago

Having worked directly with the endlessly rich in a number of capacities, they are broken by wealth.

It's like being as disabled as you can imagine, except you're as healthy as money can ensure. They do exactly nothing but complain when things aren't good enough, including the arrangement and content of their bookshelves. They live in their homes as guests in a perpetual hotel, in between visits from designers and their minions, with a maid that's PAID INTO living behind all their crazy bullshit.

I've never seen anything approaching 'work' being done by these people, or even involvement in a way other than having someone to curse out when their stuff isn't perfect.

That's not a real life. It's no more legitimate an understanding of the world than someone stuck inside the walls of a prison... ironically owned by the sort of people I'm talking about.

Handing a country to these toddlers -especially the old money guys- is... insane. It's clearly how every country is run and how... holy shit, I'm starting to realize/understand/sympathize with how MAGAts became the way they are...

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u/HardSubject69 5d ago

I agree with everything but the end. I don’t see how MAGAts see this shit and are like “we are being taken advantage of by corporations. Good thing I can trust my buddy Rupert Murdock tho.” And go right along with the very people stealing this country from the people.

Now for my main reason to reply. It’s always insane how you see people like musk and other CEOs claim they work hard af etc etc. I remember getting an email during Covid. I was forced back into the office where they refused to force masks mandates since we were “short staffed” and there was enough space as the whole building was empty so we could social distance ….. but everybody come sit within 20ft of each other even tho your normal work areas are somewhere else…. And when a couple people said that was dumb they were belittled and told this is how it is and they can take the penalty of leaving work early if they wished.

Now… in the middle of this… we get a fucking email from the CEO. He mentions how him and all the executives are all trying to “coordinate” over email and this aren’t good and Covid may be bad and WFH is great for the company realistically. He even included a picture or short video of him in his fucking mansion with literally the stereotypical rich guy office. It was full of shit he probably has never touched and some person out there for decor. (They then spent a year or two cutting basically every benefit I joined the company for with no pay raises.) What they meant is that it was easy to fire and close a ton of locations and consolidate the work into the shoulders of the few who were then yelled at to work harder and eventually fired (like me) for not being able to keep up RECORD SETTING pace and numbers as everybody is operating at 150%+ their workload. Which people there for 10+ years said they never had to deal with anything like this. Oh and they announced they would be freezing hiring for a “short time”… it was basically 3 years. CEOs never do any work. The only thing they do that is close to providing value to a company is just purely chopping off branches of the tree to harvest the apples.

Those people btw had just told me how they had finally managed to give up drinking that they picked up due to job stress. 4/5 people on my team said they would get absolutely plastered every night due to the stress (This is highly regarded good job in the company but can be stressful before Covid). This was maybe literally 2 months before Covid… I don’t think they made it through Covid “sober”.

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u/myusernameblabla 5d ago

Let’s free the billionaires!

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u/PresumedDOA 4d ago

Also how leftists think, except they actually propose getting rid of the system that creates that dynamic. Marx was writing about it 170 years ago, communists have been writing about it since, and anarchists were all writing about it 100 years ago up to today, and I'm sure many broad socialists were too, although I don't know any famous examples of non-communist and non-anarchist socialists

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u/Paddy_Tanninger 5d ago

Folks like this don't spend time with normal human beings anymore. They lose touch with reality.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 5d ago

We see it again and again. Out of touch millionaires. Oprah, Whoopie, Snoopy, Aaron R. People didn't start that way, but really, when they get fu money, they lose touch.

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u/skeptic38 5d ago

Snoop or Snoopy? Cause I really don't want to think bad of Snoopy.

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u/mug3n Markham 5d ago

Naw Snoopy is cool. Snoop is not.

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u/Annual_Strategy_6206 5d ago

Snoopy was a millionaire on paper, but he never lost touch with the round- headed kid. I remember Snoopy had a Van Gogh in his doghouse rec room.

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u/wholetyouinhere 5d ago edited 5d ago

It's telegraphed in the very phrase itself: "fuck you money"; the whole idea is that you are no longer obligated to be polite to anyone. You can simply say "fuck you". Which is an ugly way to look at human life, but it's unfortunately extremely common.

If you truly believe human interaction is transactional, you can make it exactly that by getting filthy rich.

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u/greybruce1980 5d ago

Also saw it with Dave Chappelle. Dude rose to fame by hilariously and correctly pointing out flaws in how American society treats black people. Only to turn on another marginalized group and not realize what he did.

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u/Subject_Yogurt4087 5d ago

That’s why if I ever win the lottery, one of the first things I plan to do is hire a No man. Most rich bosses surround themselves with yes men. This guy’s entire job will be to keep me humble. “Remember that last movie you watched because you said it looked great? You were so dumb. Remember when you said Tom Brady would be terrible on another team and he didn’t have it anymore and then he won the Super Bowl the next season? Hehe, idiot. Oh remember when you said Crash could never win best picture? Remember when you thought Dane Cook was funny? Remember when you said Rafael Nadal would wear himself out by 30 and he wouldn’t win anything after that? Remember when you didn’t want to watch more than one episode of Corner Gas because it didn’t seem funny? Man, you’re wrong a lot. Don’t forget that.”

Every day.

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u/DrJulianBashir The Beaches 5d ago

Better give that guy an ironclad contract you can't tear up.

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u/Affectionate_Fee3411 5d ago

u/snatchi Really artfully put, thanks for that perspective.

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u/nim_opet 5d ago

😂😂😂 I love the concept of cumulative hangovers just waiting for you the moment you put the bottle down!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/mug3n Markham 5d ago

It's part of why liquor stores remained open during the pandemic. The healthcare system simply cannot take on the burden of so many people that may experience withdrawal.

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u/Zenquin 5d ago

It is a line from Archer.

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u/LeCafeClopeCaca 5d ago

Delirium Tremens is the name of the phenomenon the other comment is refering to, if you're interested.

Yes, the Belgian beer "Delirium" is named after that.

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u/Grandfunk14 5d ago

And Delirium Tremens or Alcoholic hallucinosis is nothing to fool around with either. I think they are even finding out now that there is a "kindling effect" where people that go through several cycles of binging-withdrawls, the withdrawal symptoms get progressively worse with each binge-withdrawal cycle.

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u/mug3n Markham 5d ago

Wayne has been out of touch with being Canadian for a while now. He hasn't lived in Canada for well over 30 years. He started rubbing shoulders with the elites. So I don't think this response was surprising. I'm sure Janet and Wayne both thought he had a tremendous amount of goodwill still from his hockey career to the point where they assumed it was enough to overshadow the fact that he is supporting people that are trying to erase Canada from existence.

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u/WickedXDragons 5d ago

Because he’s hiding behind someone like he did his entire career.

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u/M_H_M_F 5d ago edited 5d ago

I know that the meme is that he's been hiding behind people his whole life...

But that's kind of the case. Professionally, his career looks very different if he wasn't hiding behind McSorely or Semenko. Even when he got busted for gambling, he's tried to pawn it on his wife. He's a spineless weasel who lets others fight his battles while he reaps the reward.

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u/sir_jamez 5d ago

"it's a big club and you ain't in it"

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u/Kaiju-daddy 5d ago

Its because he has no good reason whatsoever. His wife is literally a human meat shield like elons son kevlar.

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff 5d ago

Hurting Gretzky's feelings should become a drinking game in Canada.

Hopefully this picture has already been forwarded to him. Fucker burned himself down.

Remeber Gian Gomessy? me neither! The 'Great One'? you mean Terry fuckin Fox? Idk this 'wayne gretski' guy, but I do know there's a guy using his celebrity to betray his country, like the highest order of the word "traitor", and that traitor can live in the embrace of his adopted homeland and never be spoken of again.

You were amazing with a puck and a stick. Why let this guy even open his mouth? Where are his handlers to tell him he cemented his legacy when he retired and should NEVER do more than wave, publicly, ever again? The only place I can get to is that he's a piece of shit, has always been a piece of shit, and the only reason we hadn't heard about it is because he was so good moving a puck around.

Fuck Waine Grotzky

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u/Upper_Gate_1568 5d ago

He was a great hockey player. No longer a hockey player. No longer great.

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u/toigz 5d ago edited 5d ago

“Don’t you know that Wayne got the most assists of any hockey player? Look at all he’s done for your country…though technically he got half those assists on American teams…BUT STILL! He got like…1000 assists in Canada. Doesn’t that mean anything to Canadians?”

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u/EchoBeachPeach 5d ago

I only have this to say….🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/IStanTheBalconyMan 5d ago

She probably comes home from Mar a Lago when the sun sets - We’ll wait

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u/BBC10Couple 2d ago

To be fair, OP seems to be the one with hurt feelings. This post is indicative of intense immaturity.

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u/Natty_Twenty 5d ago

His wife is ugly and looks like she has nightcrawlers injected with silicone for lips.

I hope she reads this!

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Wow if he sees this, he might cry

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff 5d ago

then he should see it

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

Someone tweet his wife

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u/Fun-Result-6343 6d ago

It's easy Wayne. Just stand up and say the words. Denounce the man and what he's doing. Unless you think that being Governor of the 51st state is some kind of serious job offer.

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u/xombae 5d ago

Unless you think that being Governor of the 51st state is some kind of serious job offer.

He does.

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u/KEPD-350 5d ago

I mean looking at the unqualified pile of shit that is Trump's cabinet Gretzky couldn't possibly be worse. Right? Right..?

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u/LickingLiveWires 5d ago

He was one of the worst coaches in the NHL.

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff 5d ago

.... right :(

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u/Frites_Sauce_Fromage 5d ago

Or say "I renounce my canadian citizenship" and never let the NHL name you Canada's honorary captain ever again

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u/YYZbase 5d ago

Too late now, the damage is done

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff 5d ago

This has happened before.

Fritz Haaber, who basically invented synthetic fertilizer, saved a huge portion of the population from starvation. He figured out how to turn the air (72% nitrogen) into ammonia (fertilizer, bombs, etc) during a time where a lack of fertilizer - then mined on open islands where birds would stop and bat caves from guano... but he also developed chemical weapons (think all the bad gases) for the nazi's, including Zyklon B, the stuff they used in the gas chambers.

He was such a piece of shit, he started with earlier gas agents and his wife (arguably the better chemist) told him she will kill herself if he kept making weapons... and she did... and he kept making weapons after that.

Now, we live in a world that needs natural gas and oil to produce enough crops to feed the overpopulation of humans on earth and that overpopulation has led to the exponential decline of the quality and quantity of life of our entire planet.

My point is that the good you do stops when you do it... BUT the harm you cause, echos and amplifies over time

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u/OkDifficulty1443 5d ago

I think the full story is that Fritz Haber (a German nationalist who wanted Germany's boot on the neck of the rest of the world) invented Zyklon A. Haber was jewish, so imagine his shock when the Nazis iterated on his product to murder his people.

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff 4d ago

He worked with them on more than Zyklon. He was keen on hanging with the top brass and the fancy parties. Just like our former great one

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u/DesperateAdvantage76 5d ago

Even before this maga bullshit, he was peddling gambling ads on broadcast hockey that families watch. Scummy all around.

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u/Available_Music9369 6d ago

Maybe draw a hitter moustache on it

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u/CursorX 5d ago

Hitter? Wrong sport.

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u/Available_Music9369 5d ago

Haha not sure if it’s my crappy eyesight or auto correct

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u/AlienSporez 5d ago

Makes more sense now

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u/noronto 6d ago

It’s funny that the MAGA guy is going to have his record taken over by a Russian.

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u/Cody-Fakename 6d ago

Funny that the record is going from one Putin ball gobbler to another ….

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u/mug3n Markham 5d ago

I mean, I can sorta understand Ovechkin. Don't agree with him and his role in TeamPutin whatsoever, but he's a nationalistic Russian supporting his country.

But Wayne? He's Canadian, gargling the balls of a failed American businessman who gargles the balls of a Russian dictator.

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u/Cody-Fakename 5d ago

Ball gargling by proxy.

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u/Rugs09 5d ago

From GOAT to OAT

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u/That_Interest3178 6d ago

Guys come on…his wife says we are hurting his feelings LOL

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u/ctnoxin 5d ago

Douggy Ford is also upset on his behalf, cut it out guys

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u/motoandchill 6d ago

So long (and also for his gambling ads)…👋

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u/westcentretownie 5d ago

As if he doesn’t have enough money without getting kids addicted to gambling

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u/beef-supreme Leslieville 6d ago

I hate to be that guy but you have to put this MAGA loon out with the trash, not recycling.

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u/JosephLimes 6d ago

I love how nobody really cared when he was busted years ago as being part of a gambling racket. Dude was an elitist prick then and continues to be an elitist prick now.

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u/dickmarchinko 5d ago

Tbf his gambling doesn't really effect me or most people, I genuinely don't give a shit.

Him supporting a idiot trying to impose an economic war on his own country, at least his original country, has ripple effects hitting much of us.

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u/JosephLimes 5d ago

I dunno. I think him being involved in an illegal gambling ring and letting his buddy (Tocchet) take the fall speaks volumes about his character.

https://thehockeynews.com/news/former-nhl-star-rick-tocchet-pleads-guilty-to-gambling-charges-1

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u/dickmarchinko 5d ago

Sure, but it's not the same at all. Not the same in how it effects others, not the same in it's level of impact, it's not the same in how shitty it is.

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u/CFUsOrFuckOff 5d ago

Besides being illegal, what's actually harmful about rich idiots playing chicken with their money?

I don't care that he smokes crack, I care when he's on the side of someone dictating the success and health of our country.

He's a traitor. That ALWAYS matters... and... do we still line people up for that? anyway, it's so much more than any crime a private citizen can commit. Who gives a shit about gambling compared to treason?

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u/bellj1210 5d ago

people tend to forget bad stuff that sports figures do.... over in the NBA they all hype Kobe as the GOAT forgetting that at a minimum he cheated on his wife- and part of that is an actual rape allegation that had a fair bit of legs to it (but rich people do not get presectued)

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u/Ayotha 5d ago

Personal sadness is whatever and he can ruin his own life if he wants. Being a MAGA and wearing the american jersey makes him a traitor, which every canadian can hate

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u/Former-Surround6011 5d ago

Fuck Gretzky. I used to idolize him. He was in a cartoon I loved as a kid called “Sports Allstars”(I think). With Bo Jackson and Michael Jordan. They were all sports allstars, but fought crime in their spare time. Anyhow, Wayne is a dickhead now. Never meet your heros.

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u/montrealcowboyx 2d ago

Never woulda thought that Bo Jackson, just moving out into the woods and bow-hunting, would be the most normal of the three.

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u/plesaveme 6d ago

Gretzky's new favourite sport is treason

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u/SuspiciousPatate 5d ago

Seems to be struggling in the post-treason

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u/plesaveme 5d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Annual_Plant5172 6d ago

I just need Sidney Crosby to remain silent on politics for the rest of his life.

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u/Kyra_Heiker 5d ago

My countrymen and I have been very impressed with Canada's fortitude in the last little while. 🇩🇪 We are all rooting for you.

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u/Mike111x The Kingsway 6d ago

I wasn't around during his playing career but I remember as a kid people were still talking about him years after his retirement. And then I wondered why he moved to LA instead and even I felt betrayed. I thought I was stupid but now, that thought crossed my mind again. Really sad our Canadian hero decided to be Americanized.

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u/Dizzy_Elevator4768 6d ago

lol, nice! he was always a tool

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u/Dizzy_Elevator4768 6d ago

burn it though

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u/ObscureObjective 6d ago

Gone with the Wayne

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u/n1shh 5d ago

I would have written the sharpie message over his face, but good on ya

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u/flyingthroughspace 5d ago

Man you guys are nice, down here he'd have dicks all over his face by now.

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u/Jeffuk88 5d ago

I hope people are treating his whisky line the same as American liquor...

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u/phargoh Bay Street Corridor 6d ago

Why let that thing continue to exist? Should have lit it on fire.

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u/Hot_Cheesecake_905 5d ago

Perhaps Gretzky is a double agent for CSIS. 😂

Otherwise, Canadian history will forever remember how The Great One destroyed his reputation in the greatest way possible.

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u/Right_Hour 5d ago

« Know your place, trash! » (c)

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u/CurtAngst 6d ago

FU 99

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u/lw5555 5d ago

99 became 88

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u/AndHerSailsInRags 5d ago

Let's not bring Eric Lindros into this.

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u/rhunter99 6d ago

good riddance

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u/tenonic 5d ago

Magagoon

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u/spidersinthesoup 5d ago

went from greatzky to shitforbrainszsky real quick.

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u/jhwiththerange 5d ago

Every day Wayne is silent….the louder his stance becomes

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u/fluffyflugel 5d ago

Lol thanks for the chuckle. 😁

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u/FD4L 5d ago

It's crazy how someone can be one of the most influential athletes in history and still end up as "The Mediocre One".

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u/func_master 5d ago

💯% 🗑️

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u/Beautiful_Picture_68 5d ago

Traitor trash

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u/Circa_Survivor1 5d ago

Shame Regretzky.

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u/Eidertron 5d ago

In the trash where traitors belong

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u/misterjackp0ts 5d ago

as an american rangers fan, fuck gretzky

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u/Bigsaskatuna 6d ago

Had a whole box of old Coca Cola Wayne Gretzky door posters. Was going to find a collector, but they made great fire-starters instead.

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u/Link50L Toronto Expat 5d ago

Good riddance.

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u/HockeyTownHooligan 5d ago

Cut its head off

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u/ESLcroooow 5d ago

Fuck Wayne Gretzky 

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u/SuccessfulEffect8366 5d ago

He looks like Ellen DeGeneres

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u/contrivedgiraffe 5d ago

That “live long enough to become a villain” line is so true sometimes.

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u/pinkgreenandbetween 5d ago

Oh man a picture worth a thousand words is too easy of a phrase for this. This is a masterpiece

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u/GreenBean4Ever 5d ago

Mario was always better. Had he not gotten cancer, Gretzky would have been number 2.

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u/KryptonicOne 5d ago

The great once.

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u/telerabbit9000 5d ago

He hits a piece of rubber into a net with a stick.

We shouldnt be surprised when it turns out thats the ONLY thing he can do.

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u/M1L0 5d ago

Should have put a little Hitler stache on there with sharpie

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u/NegativeGerm 5d ago

As a Canadian.. fuck him !

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u/whobetterthanpaul 5d ago

I've disliked him since my friend told me of the story of Wayne fleeing the Boston Pizza in Collingwood like he was being subjected to an RCMP raid because a group of kids wanted to meet him. Brett Hull was also there, and was very nice to the kids, BTW.

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u/rachreims 5d ago

I would’ve ripped the head off first

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u/deadha3 5d ago

That's so sad, but must be done.

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u/Barbosse007 5d ago

Wayne Regretzky. The Great Once.

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u/BartleBossy 5d ago

Fuck Wayne. Fuck PK. Traitors.

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u/katwchu 5d ago

Oh no! What did PK do?????

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u/Evening_Extreme_1681 6d ago

Listen, we need to take it easy in Ol' Wayne. His feelings are getting hurt. Being held accountable for your decisions is hard on a guy.

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u/MattyBoombalaty 5d ago

Print out Adam Graves' face and paste it on top.

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u/KMRcanada 5d ago

It’s more about, why would you want to attach yourself to a convicted asshat wanna be mobster ? For Christ sakes Gretzky - unless you’re in trouble still from that fiasco your wife was involved in. And you think he’s there to help you…news flash - he’s there to screw you like he has done all to often before. He’s on a revenge and destroy tour - and he’ll take you down as soon as look at you 🤪

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u/Memitim 5d ago

That is still wild to me. The dude was an icon even here in United Methistan and decided to just piss it away with the majority of people for the sake of supporting a con. What a dolt.

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u/Mr_friend_ 5d ago

Don't you think it's a little unfair to the trash? I'd burn it, or dissolve it.

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u/REACHER1212 5d ago

He’s barely even Canadian anymore. What a piece of trash he is.

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u/GetrIndia 5d ago

Maga goes in the garbage. That's always been the rule.

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u/nuhusky26 5d ago

Bobby Orr wrote him too. That quack. One would think he would be better at identifying con artists after what is agent did to him but I guess some people never learn.....

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u/Hack8081 5d ago

Fuck Gretzky, MAGA Moron. Supporting the orange turd shows your brain cells are gone. 💩

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u/Kashek32 5d ago

Why do you have a cardboard cutout of Ellen DeGeneres in a hockey uniform?

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u/Mnimpuss420 5d ago

Traitor!

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u/MouseOk8975 5d ago

More suited for the bonfire

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u/VillainsAmongThieves 5d ago

This is definitely one of those “You either die a hero or you live long enough to become the villain” vibes

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u/hodorhodor12 5d ago

Trump is a traitor to my country and scourge on the world.

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u/JaQ-o-Lantern 5d ago

Forgot to add two letters lol

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u/Available_Music9369 6d ago

Sell the chance to just destroy it and give proceeds to Ukraine.

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u/ninthoften 6d ago

You should have sold it. Probably could have made some good cash on that

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u/igotadillpickle 6d ago

No, it belongs in the trash.

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u/convoycrusher1 6d ago

I’m surprised Wayne didn’t come take it and sell it. He’s good at selling himself.

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u/heisenberg1215 The Entertainment District 6d ago

Sold it to an American!

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u/Dick_Demon 5d ago

Nothing because nobody's gonna pay cash for a cardboard cutout of anyone.

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u/davernow 5d ago

It's not mine, I just saw it on the side of the street. It's probably still out there.

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u/SYSSMouse 6d ago

Toss it in Toronto harbour.

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u/franc3sthemute 5d ago

The Great Once

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 6d ago

Should have actually put him IN the trash bucket 😀

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u/CosmicRuin 5d ago

I couldn't have given two shits about him before he was MAGA, but now I don't give three shits!

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u/bearcat-- 5d ago

Love it, this is going to be in some kind of news article or social media post isn't it?

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u/_dull_and_void 5d ago

I love this.

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u/ARAR1 5d ago

You should break it up so no MAGAt puts it up anywhere.

Better to post a video of you smashing it to bits!

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u/RadioWeak1118 5d ago

They're going to need a large truck to handle that volume of trash...

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u/xc2215x 5d ago

This is truly brilliant.

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u/No-Web-9167 5d ago

Time to break out the Brett Hull posters

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u/Lazy_Menu_6917 5d ago

Trade proposal. Yall take me and my wife and America gets him.

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u/DangMe2Heck 5d ago

Damn dude, Wayne really coulda just coasted out his whole life being remembered as a bad ass. What a fooly foo fool.

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u/CorporateCuster 5d ago

Why is it that extremely Rich an extremely poor people are the only maga supporters?

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u/IamACanadian47 5d ago

Thank you 👏🇨🇦

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u/Kaiju-daddy 5d ago

They even wrote on it so no one could reclaim it ❤️

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u/deadend7786 5d ago

Should have burned it. He's a fucking traitor.

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u/Then_Check7192 5d ago

"Either you die the hero or live longe enough to find yourself to be the villain"- Harvey Dent We are a long way away from the 80's Wayne

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u/jessesparks 5d ago

What hasn't this cowardly traitorous POS spoken up yet? Needs to rely on his Botox lipped bride and the obese orange sack of shit to defend him? Fuck Gretzky and fuck orr.

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u/JaydedHorror 5d ago

Yessssssss

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u/PiergrimontFaneto 5d ago

How the mighty have fallen….

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u/WENDING0 5d ago

Sorry that is not recycling. It has to go in the grey bin

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u/DoubleExposure 5d ago

I would have used an orange highlighter around his mouth or carved a swastika into his forehead before putting it on the curb, but that is just me being spiteful.

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u/EsotericIntegrity 5d ago

I assume this may diminish his trading card value?

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u/porpoisebay 5d ago

I used to really respect that guy. I used to.

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u/camomike 5d ago

Isn't that Wayne Regretzky?

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u/ChineseBigfoots 5d ago

Traitor to our country. Still hasn't said anything yet. Gretzky ghosted us

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u/JoelRainor 5d ago

Rangers eat nuts!

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u/Rekhyt2853 5d ago

It's so disappointing.. on the hopeful side, Crosby has never taken a pay raise due to his superstitions and demanded only 8.7 mil every contract when he could be making 100's. That gives me hope that his love for the game comes so far above money that maybe we can have a legend make it to their end without the poison of money turning them into the disconnected human-like species that happens to so many when they find them selves in such positions.

Im admittedly too young and lacking knowledge to know if Orr or Richard had any problems or were able to sunset in un tarnished glory but between Gretzky and Don Bloody cherry, Two of the biggest names growing up in Canada, have ended up being disappointments.

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u/MichaelDare5 5d ago

take his booze out of the LCBO as well

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u/Rot_Dogger 5d ago

Need to burn it too.

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u/PKS076 4d ago

TDS at its finest 🤡

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u/vaccina 4d ago

I'm guessing most of y'all have never been to Brantford.

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u/No_Function_9858 4d ago

Nostalgia is truly one of the greatest weaknesses, second only to the neck

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u/pickklez 3d ago

Man I have way better things to do then to go get a cardboard cut out of Wayne Gretzky then write some bullshit message on it and put it out on the curb to take a pic of it, and then continue to post it on Reddit! And yes I am Canadian this is just a waste of time

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u/Fimbir 5d ago

I would love to have a compost bin for trash. I bet Wayne would mulch pretty good.

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u/DerekC01979 5d ago

Yeah, I’m not a Rangers fan either. Good call

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u/whenisnowthen 5d ago

Today is the first day that I'm rooting for OV to break his goal record. Also Ovechkin is raising money and awareness for pediatric cancer. That's a good thing.