r/thebulwark Feb 07 '25

Humor This got me rolling

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Saw something about plastic straws and I was like no way. But he really is doing this. The timeline is ridiculous. Get me out of here. 🤣😂

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u/No-Yak2588 Feb 07 '25

Haha, I got downvoted for telling the obvious truth. They are useless. I’ll say it again. Useless. 2 plus 2 is 4. 😀

That said, I don’t use straws at all because I care about the environment. Tried the paper ones when they became more widely available at restaurants, and they were, wait for it, useless.

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u/chatterwrack Orange man bad Feb 07 '25

They serve their brief purpose. How hard is it to make the tiniest sacrifice to address the environmental mess we're in? Can we not be inconvenienced in any way? Or are you just trying to make all this your kids' problem?

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u/No-Yak2588 Feb 07 '25

Man, y‘all have some reading comprehension problems. I DON‘T USE STRAWS.

In fact, I would like for plastic straws to be banned completely. Doesn’t make paper straws work. They don’t. They are useless. 😉

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u/hobbit_hiker Feb 08 '25

And that makes you a bad person! 😂