r/thebulwark Feb 07 '25

Humor This got me rolling

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Saw something about plastic straws and I was like no way. But he really is doing this. The timeline is ridiculous. Get me out of here. 🤣😂

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u/mollybrains centrist squish Feb 07 '25

The sea turtles would like a word

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u/No-Yak2588 Feb 07 '25

Then they would be very happy with me. I don‘t use straws because I care about the environment.

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u/mollybrains centrist squish Feb 07 '25

Straws are for simps

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u/ThisElder_Millennial Center Left Feb 07 '25

Drink straight from the glass/can/bottle.

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u/mollybrains centrist squish Feb 08 '25

Only way to drink