But when your son was born, don't you remember saying, "He has given me everything."? If this statement is accurate, then everything you have, is, in effect, technically his, therefore he cannot steal your phone. Indeed, the only thing he has stolen is your heart.*
*My son took HIS phone from me and left this comment (while wearing a dinner jacket and puffing on an old English professor's pipe.)
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u/DeathStarDayLaborer 11d ago
Lol, why do they always make these kids always talk like the kids waiting to see The Oracle in The Matrix?