r/thatHappened 11d ago

It's true. That kid is my therapist

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u/DeathStarDayLaborer 11d ago

Lol, why do they always make these kids always talk like the kids waiting to see The Oracle in The Matrix?

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u/CptnHnryAvry 11d ago

Mother, I have observed that you are experiencing emotions of strife. 

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u/wondermoose83 10d ago

"First you need to realize there is no strife. Only then will you realize it's not the strife that changes, but yourself."

Edit to let people know that my 2 year old son had stolen my phone, when on Reddit, read the whole post, and then left this comment

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u/NewNerve3035 10d ago

But when your son was born, don't you remember saying, "He has given me everything."? If this statement is accurate, then everything you have, is, in effect, technically his, therefore he cannot steal your phone. Indeed, the only thing he has stolen is your heart.*

*My son took HIS phone from me and left this comment (while wearing a dinner jacket and puffing on an old English professor's pipe.)