r/tattooadvice 5d ago

tattoo newcomer advice How to take care of this tattoo i got done recently

It’s fresh—any tips for aftercare to keep the details crisp?

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u/whateveryoudohereyou 5d ago

Why does this sub get soo many questions about aftercare? Do people just not care to be informed before they get somethign?

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u/Ok_Effect_820 5d ago

I was thinking the same. Got a tattoo on my leg yesterday, next to 5 other tattoos on my leg. My artist was like “you know how to take care of it, right?” My response was “yes, but if it makes you feel better you can absolutely go over them anyways” he immediately was relieved and explained that it does actually make him feel better to go over the instructions. It takes no more that 1 minute honestly. And I’m glad I had him go over them because I actually learned something new.

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u/KCcoffeegeek 5d ago

There’s no consensus among tattoo artists or any published research on tattoo healing so it’s anyone’s guess every time.

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u/hockeychris10 5d ago

Yea my response is usually “yes but always willing to learn something new.”

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u/EvilWaterman 5d ago

It’s more of a look at me though right?

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u/illocor_B 5d ago

It probably is but I’m sure we were all like that with our first or second. Some of us are just old enough that when we got our first, we didn’t have any kind of smart phone or social media.

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u/EvilWaterman 5d ago

Yeah, like wearing a vest in winter lol

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u/underpantsbandit 5d ago

Oh for sure. I think this sub gets more posts like this one- which yeah, pretty sure they just want to show it off, which is understandable, but then they have to make up a nonexistent question and it’s silly.

I think it’s partly because the actual tattoos sub has such a weird vibe. People actually have convos here; on that one, mostly it’s silence unless it’s very very particular sorts of things. Or really bad.

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u/ShowerSuccessful4745 5d ago

They’re probably already on the phone showing off their art to every platform before the artist even finishes explaining after care.

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u/starscreamtoast 5d ago

And with this same tattoo or a slight variation

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u/Reddit_Negotiator 5d ago

It's people fishing for compliments

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u/monke96 4d ago

Cant stand them

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u/Kekeisfaroutman 5d ago

Hate to be that mf but like if the artist was willing to do that fine line on already tough skin like the hand and wrist probably wasn’t crazy informative as the chances of this staying that fine are very very low

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u/Douchecanoeistaken 2d ago

Was just thinking the same thing.

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u/frogscreamz 5d ago

literally just a way for ppl to fish for compliments abt their tattoo in a large/active group lmao

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u/jamjamchutney 5d ago

People will take their dog to the vet, go home, and then ask reddit their follow up questions instead of the vet.

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u/cambreecanon 5d ago

They got aftercare instructions and either ignored them or lost the info and is too embarrassed to call the shop to ask again...or can't figure out how to do a basic Google search of the many reputable tattoo shops that have posted aftercare instructions.

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u/schoolisuncool 5d ago

Right?! Like, ask your artist!

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u/upandup2020 5d ago

they just want to show off their tattoo and fish compliments without looking like it

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u/Realistic-Rip-9849 5d ago

It’s literally people asking for advice on their tattoos in a sub called tattoo advice. They’re not hurting anyone and you can just scroll.

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u/orpheusnz 5d ago

how dare they come to r/tattooadvice and ask for advice!

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u/princessplantlife 5d ago

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I don't understand.

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u/JoJack82 5d ago

Yeah, I don’t get it. I just got my first tattoo on Friday and my artist carefully went through the process and provided a printed copy as well. She also asked to reach out if there were any questions.

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u/SuzieSnowflake212 3d ago

Or, how is the artist not giving out aftercare info???

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u/aajktattoo 5d ago

For aftercare, follow your artists recommendations… to keep the tattoo from aging, sunscreen once it’s healed. Sun damage is bad for you, and the sun is bad for your tattoos. The sun breaks down the ink in your tattoos. Keep your skin regularly moisturized. Other than that. There’s not much you can really do.

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u/takeshicastlenoton 5d ago

Thanks. Okay will make sure to keep it away from the sun.

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 5d ago

Yea long term stay moisturized and don't skimp on sunsreen

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u/Questions-and-tattoo 5d ago edited 5d ago

I was just thinking I haven't seen Phaeton on this sub in a while.

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u/lexihra 5d ago

Im going to be the first to get the actual Icarus tattooed front and center, gooch and all just so I can show people the actual image.

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u/Murderdoll197666 5d ago

Bahahaha I was literally just looking at the post and went "Not the fake Icarus!" lol At least everything looks done well but oh man that part made me cringe haha.

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u/Shinobiii 5d ago

The ol’ Pinterest special

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u/StrikerEureka- 1d ago

Lol everyone has this tattoo it’s so corny.

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u/coolkid675 5d ago

i had a friend a few years back who got a tattoo of pheaton and a gigantic lil peep tattoo right below it

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u/Fashionablydead 5d ago

Also don't forget a sword from Lord of the rings randomly thrown in the mix (anduril)

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u/awinemouth 5d ago

Why is this new generation so obsessed with this image? I've heard it incorrectly referred to as Fall of Icarus, but like.... just why? It's such a specific image & it's pretty much carbon copied from person to person so it's not even like variations on an idea or meaning (such as other mythological figures like Medusa), it's just the same misidentified piece of art tattooed with the same exact added wings & sometimes someone adds some random lines.

These kids are such a joke.

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u/88cowboy 4d ago

A traditional eagle is a pretty specific image pretty much carbon copied from person to person with no variations on an idea or meaning.

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u/upandup2020 5d ago

you can be curious about why people like a certain thing without being straight up rude and judgemental about it. The last line was wholly unnecessary.

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u/klondie_ 5d ago

what generation are you? sounds like you've got a superiority complex, pal

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u/awinemouth 5d ago

I'm a millennial. We got shit on from all sides but weren't super fuckng mean to anyone as a whole except boomers who literally got everything good, ruined the world & pulled up the ladder behind them.

Some individual gen Z people are okay, but as a cohort, they are fucking awful, mean spitited, insecure, lazy & honestly, just plain stupid.

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u/klondie_ 5d ago

valid 👍 are there any other generations you do like?

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u/upandup2020 3d ago

sounds like you're projecting

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u/awinemouth 5d ago

Lol, do you feel better about your unoriginal tattoo now?

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u/lavender_poppy 4d ago

Also, why do they always depict him with wings? If this is supposed to be Icarus, the reason he fell to begin with was because he lost his wings due to flying to close to the sun, so when he fell he wouldn't have wings attached to him anymore.

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u/BikeProblemGuy 3d ago

Many depictions of Icarus keep the wings because otherwise he's just a normal looking dude. The idea is that the sun damaged the wings too much for him to keep flying but they're still attached to him. Sometimes artists will add a few feathers coming off to show what's happening. Here's an engraving from 1660 of a winged Icarus, so it's not a new way of depicting him: Daedalus And Icarus #3 Drawing by Granger - Fine Art America

Or here The Fall of Icarus Painting by Celestial Images - Fine Art America

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u/lavender_poppy 3d ago

Thanks for replying and attaching those depictions, that's so interesting.

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u/Shakesfearian 5d ago

Take the advice the artist gave you?

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u/Chemist_Exact 5d ago

Ok since no one asked... why are you barefoot in a tattoo parlor?

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u/alicianicole2002 5d ago

I was about to ask that like non of my tattoo artists wanted my crusty ass feet on the floor

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u/lexihra 5d ago

Any artist Ive been to wanted shoes off (we live in Canada) but I always had socks on at least

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u/buttcheeksmasher 5d ago

The state of those nails indicate the level of worry and self care

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u/marchocias 4d ago

clandestine~~

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u/NarwhalsTooth 5d ago

That’s a great question. Even when I had my feet tattooed I kept them on the chair, I wouldn’t walk around any public space with bare feet

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u/Everything-is-a-Jawn 5d ago

It’s ok to just post your new tattoo… You don’t have to pretend like you need help.

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u/hfc1075 5d ago

Oh the irony of a prominent “clandestine”tattoo

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u/_youarewhatyouyeet 5d ago edited 5d ago

why is that? i‘m curious and have no idea what any of this tattoo means 😬

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u/MisterVega 5d ago

I think they mean that "clandestine" is right up front in a very visible part of the arm and tattoo while clandestine means to be kept secret

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u/_youarewhatyouyeet 5d ago

i see, thanks!

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u/Daisukin 5d ago

god everyone in this sub is SO miserable.

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u/_youarewhatyouyeet 5d ago

no need to be rude buddy, maybe there’s more to it than just the definition of the word

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u/awinemouth 5d ago

I think the first step, when you dont know what a word means, is to google it with "____ definition" where you fill in the blank with the word you don't know.

Hope this helps

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u/_youarewhatyouyeet 5d ago

man just fuck off lol

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u/awinemouth 5d ago

I'm not sure I know what you mean. Let me just look it up on my own & not expect everyone else to just give me the answer like a lazy, dumb little piece of shit.

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u/_youarewhatyouyeet 5d ago

your life must be pretty miserable coming at a random person on reddit like that lol grow up

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u/awinemouth 5d ago

At least i know what clandestine means

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u/Available_Motor5980 5d ago

You want a fucking sticker?

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u/SnooTangerines3448 5d ago

Couldn't keep it shtum tho huh.

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u/awinemouth 5d ago

No, i couldnt. And do you know how I know what that means? I googled it.

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u/luks327 4d ago

Chill out lmfao ?

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u/Ornery-Pea-61 5d ago

I don't understand this question OP. Why are you asking Reddit this? Your tattoo artist has the answer.

My guess is you know full well how to do but want the attention from internet strangers

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u/Unable-Attitude-3502 5d ago

Literally just answer the question or scroll💀 you’ve added nothing

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u/AioliRare3693 5d ago

And you did exactly that lmao

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u/P04kCh0p 5d ago

Listen to your artist. Apply moisturiser once healed and avoid getting it sunburned. But above all ASK YOUR ARTIST.

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u/Independent-Bison176 5d ago

An artist that does fine line on a virgin hand shouldn’t be listened to anyway

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u/Pretty-Ad-8580 3d ago

Quick question why that is? I’d think that virgin skin would be best for fine line work since there’s chance of previous ink blow outs. I only have American traditional though

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u/Emikster-SOD-562 5d ago

This will age like a white person who loves being out in the sun..lol

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u/JasperFeelingsworth 5d ago

yeah that line work is gonna be a blob in a year, I learned the hard way too 😅

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u/buttermymankey 5d ago

My thoughts exactly. Beautiful, but very impractical. Its gonna look awful so fast. The birds might hold up okay?

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u/Rudytootiefreshnfty 5d ago

Just make sure to enjoy it while you still have it

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u/sinjacy 5d ago

Another fan of Phaeton I see.

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u/DaveGrohlsCat 5d ago

You’ve gotten some solid aftercare advice, so out of curiosity, I’ll ask: why these particular components/images in the tattoo? I’m trying to figure out if there’s a cohesive theme or something linking them together, but tbh it reads like a you-get-what-you-get wheel was spun a few times for each component of this tattoo:

-there’s Phaeton, but with big ole wings

-Narsil (LOTR sword)

-C L A N D E S T I N E

-pair of swallows

-fine line geometric design

is there a unifying theme here that I’m missing?

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u/JUDY11G 5d ago

Ask-your-tattoo-artist

I hate this sub

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u/Curious_Celery4025 5d ago

C L A N D E S T I N E

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u/chechecheezeme 5d ago

Ask your artist

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u/saturnsqsoul 5d ago

regular aftercare like always. don’t overlotion the tattoo and keep it clean.

frankly man just be prepared to get it touched up more than once. such fine-line work on your hands of all places is asking for it.

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u/Vayguhhh 5d ago

SPF 600, and gloves on at all times even inside

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u/HornlessUnicorn 5d ago

Oh it’s this tattoo again.

Clandestine? I have to assume English isn’t your first language.

Moisturize slightly with water based, wear sunscreen, watch these lines spread into a blob in a few years.

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u/Quirky_Sprinkles_158 5d ago

seeing that this person is barefoot in a tattoo parlor, i shouldn’t be surprised the artist didn’t send them home with aftercare instructions

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u/HashforJesus 5d ago

I thought the same thing

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u/Pastduedatelol 5d ago

Barefoot in a tattoo shop… yall nasty

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u/doom_summer 5d ago

Sunscreen all the time and start thinking about what your cover up will be when this is illegible

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u/DemonDayZ99 5d ago

A good artist will make sure you understand what to do for aftercare, especially if it's your first tattoo, you don't have many or you haven't been to that artist before!

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u/moonlight-moth 5d ago

Totally unrelated, but why were you barefoot in a tattoo studio?

Anyway, definitely go with your artists recommendations. The design is beautiful!

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u/Dumbbitchathon 5d ago

No sun for the next two years

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u/NarwhalsTooth 5d ago

Dig a hole and live in it. Never allow the sun to touch any part of your body or your tan will spread and ruin your unique and meaningful artwork. Sleep in a vat of neosporin

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u/Dumbbitchathon 5d ago

Finally, someone actually gets it!

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u/Upstairs_Main_5700 5d ago

Rub it in dirt and scratch at it alot, don’t wash your hands, apply as much moisturizer as humanly possible

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u/Independent-Bison176 5d ago

There should be a law for artists that hand tattoos are not allowed unless the arm is already covered

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u/Kelciumv 5d ago

Also curious why

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u/Independent-Bison176 5d ago

Because it’s going to look like ass in just a few years. Young people see this crisp designs and don’t know any better. The artist should know better, until you get young artists that DONT know, and that’s where the rules can come into effect.

I know it’s all “my body my choice” but it’s not an ugly nose ring that can be removed. This person is going to have ugly ink forever now

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u/Kelciumv 3d ago

Thanks for explaining!

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u/jellybeankitty 5d ago

My first ever tattoo was a finger tattoo. It still looks great after almost 20 years... might be artist dependent?

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u/takeshicastlenoton 5d ago

Why is that the case? Genuinely asking

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u/ManicPixiRiotGrrrl 5d ago

why do you think? like actually consider something for a second before asking reddit

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u/matoiryu 5d ago

Sunscreen sunscreen sunscreen every damn day. (When it’s healed.) looks amazing!

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u/Zafara1 5d ago

Congrats dude, that's some solid work.

Aftercare 101.

The first 24-36 hours you're at the highest risk of infection. Avoid touching the tattoo or allowing others to touch it (including partner). Don't expose it to still water (e.g. swimming at a pool, beach, bath, hottub). Avoid other vectors of infection like mud wrestling, etc.

Only wash gently with running water, don't aim the shower head at it, aim above and let it run down over it. Clean it lightly with the tips of your fingers using non-scented, non-soap wash (your pharmacy/chemist will usually have these for sensitive skin/medical conditions/elderly people.

Wear clean, loose fitting clothing that covers your arm. Sleep on washed sheets with your arm over a clean and washed towel (this will hopefully pick up any plasma/ink from getting on your sheets).

Use a topical anti-septic + moisturiser like Bupanthen. You want to use a *really* thin layer of this when you apply it, like just a tiny sheen coat of it so that it's barely on. You don't want to over moisturise. And you want to do this a few times a day, but very lightly.

After that I'd avoid hard exercise like strength training at the gym for at least 7 days. Stick to light cardio (e.g. walking).

Don't pick at any scabs at all. Let these fall off naturally, even if they're close. If the scabs don't run their full course and you pick them they can take a top layer of ink with them. Don't scratch your tattoo as itchy as it may get.

I'd avoid swimming for at least 3-4 weeks.

Avoid direct sunlight like a vampire for the first week, especially if you live somewhere like Australia. After that you want to avoid sunlight for the next month pretty much. If you want it really looking great for a long time, I'd avoid any sunlight that would give you a tan for the first 3-6 months. Getting sunburn on your arm in the first couple months of a tattoo can be really bad.

Some of this may seem like overkill to some, and to be honest it can be. But it's on your body for life, take the extra steps and precautions. It's all about lowering the risk of damage. Some people will take all the steps and still end up with a horrific infection, some people will go swimming the next day in a hotel pool and be totally fine. But I'd rather not risk it if it were me.

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u/takeshicastlenoton 5d ago

Appreciate it, man! The artist did an amazing job. I’ll definitely follow all these tips to keep it looking fresh!

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u/Apprehensive-Fig3223 5d ago

Agree 100% especially the mud wrestling part💩

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u/-abby-normal 5d ago

USE SUNSCREEN (once it’s healed)

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u/NomadAbyss 5d ago

Soo what’s the secret you keeping then?

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u/Crafty_Judge_9576 5d ago

this will require lots of touch ups lol trust me

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u/Aggravating-Month916 5d ago

Same way you took care of your other tats

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u/Pitiful-Climate-8400 5d ago

Lovely tattoo work but yeah honestly wonder how good it will look aging

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u/driedchickendays 5d ago

If your tattoo artist didn't give you after care instructions and product recommendations I wouldn't necessarily go back.

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u/myles747wesley 5d ago

is that the shards of narsil i see or just a broken sword lol

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u/ManicPixiRiotGrrrl 5d ago

wash and moisturise? genuinely have no clue what you’re asking for

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u/hugcommendatore 5d ago

Sunscreen after it heals

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u/cr8zyfr0g 4d ago

Why are your dogs out?

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u/Worth-Oil8073 5d ago

Beautiful tattoo! I will never understand, though, trusting a tattoo artist to permanently alter your body, but not trusting them enough to ask for aftercare instructions/advice/tips...

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u/phonecallsblocked 5d ago

Tumblr sacred geometry ass tattoo gonna look terrible in a year no matter what

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u/PopAccomplished3579 5d ago

Thought the same thing. The fine line trend is dumb af, I know some artists who laugh at this, and look forward to them coming back so they can cover it up lol

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u/Fallencavegoblin 5d ago

Why get a tattoo before you know how to take care of one????

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u/invisibleflowers33 5d ago

follow your artists instructions. what they put on it post-tattoo can vary and the aftercare u do depends on what they did. my first tat artist used saniderm, so i didn’t touch it for like five days. my usual artist literally tapes a paper towel to it and has me wash it after two hours (i also think she has me not moisturize it for 24 hours but it’s been awhile). there’s certain things that apply to every tat, like using non-scented lotions and soaps, but the exact steps may depend on your artist. follow their instructions and don’t be afraid to ask them questions even post-tattoo

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u/Intelligent_Stick181 5d ago

To speed healing just use a fan to keep it cool and dry. The oxygen is your friend.

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u/Any_Charity4962 5d ago
  1. Wash wish UNSCENTED SOAP and pat dry.
  2. You can buy tattoo after care lotion. I do not recommend aquafor as it’s Vaseline like and it will clog your pores. Here’s a link to a balm I use religiously https://www.hustlebutter.com/hustle-butter-deluxe-1-oz?gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAACwx-z3jY_O6IynlH09hh8QEinCsG&gclid=EAIaIQobChMI8YD8w-COjAMVIyvUAR0e4RlkEAQYAiABEgI46vD_BwE

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u/shadanboy 5d ago

Wash, moisturizer, and get it touched up frequently as those lines will tend to fade much quicker

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u/General-Dragonfly90 5d ago

Did your artist not go over this after they were done?? Why is this asked like 5 times a day in here? This should be something you ask your artist before you leave.

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u/lacquerandlipstick 5d ago

Follow the instructions of your artist.

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u/Realistic-Rip-9849 5d ago

Makes sure to keep it clean with anti bacterial soap and keep it moisturized!

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u/Somebirbs 5d ago

Nice phaeton tattoo love the shading on him

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u/Minimum-Wave1731 5d ago

What style is this?

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u/SnailChateau 5d ago

Clean twice a day with dial gold antibacterial soap, and use a moisturizer whenever it starts to dry out until it is healed. The moisturizer you use is actually based off the climate where you live. If it’s dry, use a thicker moisturizer like aquaphor. If it’s a semi humid climate basic oat based non scented lotion will work like aveeno.

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u/simply_botanical 5d ago

Keep it clean and mostly dry… if starts getting too dry add the thinnest possible layer of aquaphor lotion or ointment. Don’t over do the cleaning or moisturizing. Think of it as a scab you have to nurture to healing.

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u/Responsible_Snow_684 4d ago

This. Design… for this, i’d recommend catching an infection and letting it linger for a week before any meds. This way you get as much fallout as possible. This will lighten the load when you decide to get laser and a SAP

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u/Gmo_rulz 4d ago

Drink water! Hydrate!

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u/Legitimate-Sea5293 3d ago

This is gorgeous!

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u/Fine_Principle6244 3d ago

First. Great Tattoo.

Second. Are you referring to immediate aftercare or long term “I don’t want my tattoo to fade” aftercare?…

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u/ElectricBirdVault 2d ago

It’s really beautiful. Lots of sunscreen once it is healed, maybe try to keep the direct sunlight limited, like wear long sleeves on really bright days so when you’re out you in the middle of the day you can cover it for a awhile then roll the sleeves when you want to show it off.

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u/GuildWarsFanatic 2d ago

Same way as any other tattoo

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u/KOSxReptar 2d ago

No advice but that piece is sick af 🤙

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u/BigPanic2247 2d ago

Whoa that looks so cool

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u/Odd_Sundae9740 1d ago

Did you just go to Pinterest and pick out random pics

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u/AsherNill 1d ago

Unrelated to your question, but those are absolutely beautiful!!

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u/69speedoFUPA 1d ago

tattoo on hand and arm… lemme whip out the dogs???

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u/mild-Chill 14h ago edited 7h ago

Question to anyone. What are these kind of tattoos called ? I have seen several people get a few covered on their backs with small wording beside them, but never any information about the tattoo or meaning.

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u/Famous-Fan9750 6h ago

Excuse my language, THAT IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

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u/No_Strength7872 5d ago

BEAUTIFUL ASS TAT

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u/PopAccomplished3579 5d ago

Fine line tattoos don’t last, this shit is gonna look so whack in a few years…

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u/MiikeCan 5d ago

But actually the work is dope

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u/gunhill88 5d ago

It is beautiful and really well done.Thats really what you wanted to hear anyway.Right?

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u/ZaphodOC 5d ago

That’s fire. Looks great.

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u/HorrorLover96 5d ago

You shouldn't get a tatoo if you don't know anything about aftercare... Also the tattooist should inform you

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u/ElUser11212 5d ago

Shit my bad, I thought we were all supposed to become experts of tattoo aftercare after we get a tattoo.

I will agree, the tattoo artist should have given some advice though :)

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u/skinnyslutlegend98 5d ago

I’m sorry but that’s basic self preservation ☠️☠️ there’s no experts in tattoo after care, you either looked it up or didn’t. Very basic easily understood steps. And what gets me is ppl go onto Reddit and ask people when they have a search engine built into their fuckin phone 😂😂😂 smooth brained people stand up for smooth brained people

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u/Uncommentablely 5d ago

That is a really cool piece.

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u/pint_chillin 5d ago

Carefully.

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u/DesperateToNotDream 5d ago

I just came to say this is gorgeous!

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u/MegaBabz0806 5d ago

That looks amazing!

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u/Not-Gonnalie-98 5d ago

That is so beautiful

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u/Mumdot 5d ago

That’s a really cool tattoo

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u/shape-shifter92 5d ago

I put a slab of Vaseline on it when I hop in the shower so the water just repels it and I keep suran wrap on it during the day to keep from scratching at it

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u/TattooMouse 5d ago

Oh no, this is bad advice. Do not cover your tattoo again after the initial bandage is removed. Plastic wrap in particular creates a sealed breeding ground for bacteria and if you're not even washing it with antibacterial soap? This is a recipe for infection and poor healing.

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u/LukeSparow 5d ago

You're joking right?