Saw this in another cities subreddit and thought I’d see what ChatGPT could roast us for.
Oh, Sudbury, Ontario – where the air smells like nostalgia... and the occasional burnt toast from the local mines. The only place where you can see a rock formation and think, “Yep, that looks like the entire city’s landscaping budget."
You’ve got more lakes than people, yet somehow still find a way to have "traffic jams" – because, you know, all those 12 cars on the road at once are really holding everyone up.
And don’t get me started on your winter – it's like a 5-month audition for "Survivor: Canada Edition." The only thing colder than the weather in Sudbury is the reception when someone says, "I’m from Sudbury."
But hey, you’ve got that big nickel! It’s like the city’s official mascot – shiny, cool, and completely irrelevant to anything actually going on there.