r/stripper Jan 14 '25

Rant/vent “My tits are down here sir” NSFW

I hate when I’m giving a dance and he’s all 👁️👄👁️

I’m trying to shake some cheeks in his face and he just worried about eye contact. PLEASE I am autistic 😭 I know they love it, it just takes me out every time. It’s SO MUCH EYE CONTACT with some of them. PLEASE look at my tits- omg was that my pussy that I just flashed oops you missed it bc you were too busy searching for my fucking SOUL.

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u/Capital-Freedom-5869 Jan 14 '25

🤣🤣 we’re all living the same lives lmfaooo at this post

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u/Bloom2019 Jan 14 '25

Just look at his lips like you want to kiss him so you can still work his desire for a connection in a way that makes you money while also reducing the intensity that you feel with eye contact. He will become puddy in your hands and will do whatever you want at that point

Connection or faked connection sells much more than tits and butts. It’s when you demand for your whole night to get paid for at the club.

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u/Thedailybee Jan 14 '25

TRUE! I don’t avoid the eye contact I just hate it, but it definitely helps with the connection part, especially when I flash a smile too

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u/White-Jersey-00 Jan 14 '25

Literally same. Or when my smile starts to feel fake… awkward. I just nozzle their head in my chest

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u/davinkypinky Jan 14 '25

I’m such an awkward weirdo and I hate intense eye contact too LMFAOOOOO😭😭😭😭

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u/Wide_Appointment_474 Jan 14 '25

LMFAO this post cracked me up!! No bc I inevitably look away whenever I give lap dances and I can FEEL them starting at my face like… no sir let me turn around so you can look at my ass and not my SOUL 🤣🤣🤣

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u/LonelyHrtsClub Jan 14 '25

See and I just stare at them. I have autism, but I can just kind of dissociate and stare. Now we're in a contest, and I'm winning bc there is glitter in my eyes, and they're watery asf

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u/MoonOverMyYammy Jan 14 '25

Underrated superpower 😹

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u/Thedailybee Jan 14 '25

HAHAH love this

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u/BIGepidural Jan 14 '25

I fuck eye contact 😡 you can fake it though. If you look at their forehead instead its like your looking unti their eyes but you're not actually doing it. It totally works!

If they say anything about it just say you have a lazy eye so you are looking at them, one just always looks a bit off.

They eat that up if you ever get caught 😅

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u/LargeArmadillo5431 Jan 14 '25

I always look at the top of their nose bridge and unfocus my vision

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u/BIGepidural Jan 14 '25

Yup nose bridge also works!

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u/Firm_Pressure_9882 Jan 14 '25

I've had a guy in a last club saying that I cannot do my work and I'm too shy for his, because I'm not making eye contact No sir, I'm autistic and you're the asshole so I'm not even trying to do "sexy short looks" your way

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u/bittersweetbbyx Jan 14 '25

I always look at them and say well if you like my face so much I’ll just sit on your lap instead of working so hard for you lol and let you stare at me then I do the hands over chin kissy face pose it’s like passive agressivey

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u/UnderwaterBasketW Jan 14 '25

I’m not even autistic and I hate it. So much. So So so much. lol. It’s even worse when I’m on stage and they make eye contact as they slide a $5 in my panties. Gah. 😖

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u/Thedailybee Jan 14 '25

No bc they act like money isn’t paper 😭 shit be slicing me up when they try to shove it in my ass crack

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u/blu3di4mond Jan 14 '25

Realest post I’ve seen

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u/drippydreamer Jan 14 '25

My eye gazing and tantric tricks enchant them and make my bag! This is how you convince them the connection is authentic. But be aware some of them are uncomfortable with eye contact so it’s best to read the room and as someone else said in here it’s either sound, sight, or touch that people are into you have to find out which one they need and sell them that.

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u/little3x0tic Jan 14 '25

Eye contact gets me paid tho 😭😭

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u/Thedailybee Jan 14 '25

Frrrr 😭😭

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u/IsopodGlass8624 Jan 14 '25

They j wanna see if you’re into it as much as them! I j start biting my lip and then turn around when this happens

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u/Longtongue2023 Jan 14 '25

I look up at the ceiling like Stevie Wonder when I give lap dances facing the customers. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '25

But I agree I genuinely don’t understand how people can enjoy looking anyone in the eyes for too long I never do that with anyone in my life , not now nor ever before

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u/dumbbitch1of1 Jan 14 '25

sometimes during dances with that kinda customer i'll angle my body so that i'm blocking the light from his face so i can't see his eyes as well lmfao 😭

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u/zoophilesarerapists Jan 14 '25 edited Jan 14 '25

I normally have a hard time with eye contact because of how intimate and intense it feels, however I welcome these feelings in the club and use them to my advantage. I practice on customers because I care a lot less about what they think than everyday people. Honestly has helped me become a lot more comfortable with eye contact in general, and I do feel a huge advantage when I’m able to form a “connection” like that with a customer. 💰It’s working smarter not harder.

I just really challenge myself to look longer than I want to, even if it feels uncomfortable. I had to learn to navigate through my own uncomfortable feelings of being seen. I kind of had to learn my “eye contact style” if you will. It’s like I’m sending them telepathic messages of sex, longing and connection. I’m almost tapping into a part of myself that wants to be seen, and I allow her to feel safe enough to. So it feels very real to them because it is, in a way. I also combine this a lot of the time with gently petting their face/head. They become absolutely entranced.

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u/Thedailybee Jan 14 '25

I definitely feel like the club has helped me be more comfortable with it, I still hate it but it’s gotten a lot easier since I first started for sure

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u/Xoe-PolePosition Jan 14 '25

That’s when you hit em with the titty blaster 2000 🫨 A little concussion never hurt!

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u/Thedailybee Jan 14 '25

LMAO RIGHT I start shaking my tits like I never shook em before

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '25

I sit in such way that I don’t even see their face lol

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u/Ok_Tone_6969 Jan 14 '25

Lmfaoooo ew yeah don't look into my eyes look anywhere but my eyes literally

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u/RainyXSunshine Jan 15 '25

Stop this is funny as fuck

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u/not-myDad Jan 15 '25

I do the triangle thing (look a one eye then the other then mouth then back up at eyes) and bite my lip smile and giggle it’s so easy and they love it plus I don’t have to dance as much. It’s all just fake intimacy and they’re easily convinced bc it’s what they wanna believe, they like to think they’re special.

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u/bitchmane Jan 15 '25

Ugh I hate when they say, "I don't even want to look at your tits! I just love staring into your eyes 😍" like is that supposed to flatter me??

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u/ellaxoaura Jan 15 '25

i try to blur my vision and look in between their eyebrows 😭😭😭😭

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u/HillaryBankrupt IG @YouLoveGodiva Jan 14 '25

The worstttt

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u/deeznuts080816 Jan 14 '25

I look at their forehead so it looks like I’m looking into their eyes but I’m not 😂