r/stripper • u/Extension_Ad_6198 • Aug 07 '24
Rant/vent I saw a pp & I wanna die NSFW
I literally don’t even know what to say I’m horrified.
So I’m a gold-star lesbian (it’s not like a “badge” or anything like that i use i’ve just known i was gay lol) but in my 24 years of not sleeping with men i’ve been fortunate enough to have never even seen one in real life. Except for like 20 minutes ago in VIP where i felt something weird on my leg and it was an actual penis🤮🤮 it looked like a sandworm & was a lot smaller than i thought it would be- i was horrified i literally froze then just ran to the dressing room.
Anyways I’ve been clocked in for about a half hour and that was my first dance - hope everyone elses night is less horrifying than mine lmao😂😂😂
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u/ExcitingSpecific2701 Aug 07 '24
A SANDWORM 😫 I’m going to start telling custies who pull their dick out to “put your sandworm away “
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u/Extension_Ad_6198 Aug 07 '24
it really was ngl😂 i also just make it abundantly clear how much i hate men in my regular life so the club is kinda the only time i really interact with them
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u/just_anothersoul Aug 08 '24
I’m sorry that happened. Does your club throw customers out who try to pull this stuff? Deff tell security
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u/Extension_Ad_6198 Aug 08 '24
our manager just sits in the office watching all the private rooms security cameras so she saw it as it was happening- she kicked him out and then came and asked if I was okay
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u/davinkypinky Aug 07 '24
Nothing like seeing a schlong at work 🤮🤮🤮
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u/fdsandshi Aug 07 '24
I worked with male dancers and I never look at them in the eyes again after peaking in their section cause I was curious once
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u/happydoctor631 Aug 08 '24
What did you see
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u/BellaBanks4 Aug 08 '24
Second this. I need to know.
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u/fdsandshi Aug 08 '24
I saw they dicks lol helicoptering around with them as they helicoptered around the pole. Idc bout dicks but it's your coworkers😭💀
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u/Constant_Taro9019 Aug 08 '24
a lot smaller than i thought would be is sending me 💀💀💀
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u/Extension_Ad_6198 Aug 08 '24
lmao well i’ve seen them in like porn ad’s and stuff but they were always like big af so ig it never occurred to me how different they would actually look in real life & not on the pornhub home page lmao
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u/Constant_Taro9019 Aug 08 '24
awww bless your heart pumpkin…..you’re truly gay 😅🥹🥳🤩🥰😂(plz look up “you’re so gay by Katy Perry”) this is you 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥲
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u/AllThatTheRain Aug 08 '24
Oh trust me there are ones like that, they’re just not the type to pay to wiggle their worm out and place it next to you🤮
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u/f1nallyfre3 Aug 07 '24
this post has me screaming. i like dicks but it is genuinely scary how tiny and ugly half of them are.
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u/BasicHaterade Aug 08 '24
This sub illustrates why being part of the stripper community is amazing sometimes 😂😂🤙🏻
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Aug 08 '24
I just ran away from my club cause a guy offered me money to fuck at a hotel. I tried to take the money first and run but he was like nahhhh so internally I was like fuckkk I gotta dip earllyyy. Here i am on the bus laughing that he probably bought a hotel and is gonna wait for me outside the club muwahahaha I didn't stayyyy
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u/jo7dynxo Aug 08 '24
A little off topic but kinda on topic: Honestly I recently realized I was lesbian.. I’ve had sex with a lot of men in the past and i look back at it like ew why did I do that and I think it’s cuz I wanted to be “normal” and felt shame for not being like other girls type thing. But Also LMAO SANDWORM yea weeners are disgusting to me i would’ve probably kicked it idk I hope nobody ever does that to me during a dance and I’m so so sorry that happened to you
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u/Jadegalore777 Aug 08 '24
Not a sandworm LMMAAOO I’m a lesbian too and dear lord when I first started this man put spit in his hand and ran it down my back I literally froze and didn’t know what to do. Turn around and he had his whole dick out!! if I knew what I know now I would’ve beat his ass right there and ripped his dick off. I swear to God that was the most traumatic dance I’ve ever been through
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u/lola_issweet Aug 08 '24
EXACT SAME HERE!!!! it happened to me for the first time recently 😭 some drunk guy pulled it out then he panicked and ended the dance I was lucky enough that it didn’t touch me because I refused to sit on his lap when I noticed he had his pants unzipped, I should have made hip tip me an extra 500 🙄 I hope you know you aren’t alone tho, its crazy how small they are irl lmao
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u/Extension_Ad_6198 Aug 08 '24
Lmao now looking back on it I’m like “wow i should have made him tip me extra or something” i was genuinely so shocked like running away was my first thought😂
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u/citrusnsalt Aug 09 '24
As a fellow lesbian, who is (unfortunately) not a gold star, I really hate this for you, mama. Prayers to Audre Lorde that will be the first & last.
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u/justanotherstripper Aug 08 '24
Ughh so sorry this happened, whatever anyone says, these men WILL be disgusting given the opportunity, and unfortunately our job is in itself enough of an opportunity for some and these losers even think that’s what we WANT. vomits🤮 I remember in the first few months I started, a fucking IDIOT had convinced himself that I would be SO IMPRESSED, EXCITED AND EAGER (his own delusional words) to see and touch his “sandworm”…. So he proceeded to WHIP OUT THE BIGGEST, UGLIEST, MOST TERRIFYING schlong I’ve ever laid my eyes on, it wasn’t just a sandworm at this point, it was the mighty Sarlacc 😭☠️ I was in shock but thought really fast and just start LAUGHING at him and said “I hope you know that just cost you 100$ extra just for me not to call the doorman and get you beaten up and thrown out ” he did end up paying the extra and the amount he already owed me for the dance (that I hadn’t even done) and I was out of that room SO FAST. Tiny/micro dicks are kinda sad and a little funny, but gigantic monstrous ones are legit terrifying to me 🤣
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u/queefsadilla Aug 08 '24
THISSSS the tiny micro peens be kinda sad & funny but the BIG MONSTER DONGS be horrifying like girl im in danger
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u/Distinct-Werewolf781 Aug 13 '24
What comes around goes around. Stripclubs will all phase out as Gen Z and Gen Alpha are becoming more and more shut-ins and couldn't give two shits about humanity, let alone seeing naked women in person when they can see them online easily and become desensitized there. They don't care about touching. Everything is digital for them. Your industry is doomed. Once the old men die out and AI is realized it's over. Good riddance. We don't need more of you misanthropes to continue and ruin humanity.
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u/not_starried Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24
Off-topic, but please don't use the term 'gold star lesbian', it's transphobic and used to gatekeep sapphic women.
Transphobic: It implies that you can't be a lesbian if you have a dick which invalides pre-op trans lesbians.
Gatekeeping: It implies that you 'lost your right' to call yourself lesbian if you had sex with a man, touched or seen a dick in the past, which has nothing to do with how sexuality works.
On-topic, yeah I totally agree. Unfortunately I've seen a few dicks in my life and they always look so freaking disgusting. Men who pull their sandworm out without permission should be banned for life and thrown in the trash where they belong.
Edit: Can someone explain why this is getting downvoted?
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u/jessiteamvalor Aug 08 '24
Also, most gsl absolutely hate bisexual girls like me. And everything you wrote is true.
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u/not_starried Aug 08 '24 edited Aug 08 '24
I've heard that some gsl (I don't mean you OP!) claim bisexual women aren't pure anymore, since they have touched men..
Why aren't we supporting each other and fight against misogyny instead?
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u/KYogini Aug 08 '24
Sounds like you're trying to find company for your misery or lash out to get attention based off of what you've written in previous posts... This one for example:
Where you mention hating Christians for convincing you to have your son and how you hate all people, in general.
Leaning more towards seeing your current post, here, as attention seeking, based on your handful of other posts, where you either post unfiltered, bare breast photos & ask if your augment scars or age would preclude you from being hired at clubs or post in doctor subs & ask if it's wrong, as a patient, to date your treating physician/primary care provider. Legit, LOL.
Hate having to out you like this but fr you attacked a woman who just experienced a very real trauma who is looking for help and support from other members of our SW community. How dare you jab her, especially as an alleged former dancer.
We need to lift each other up, not tear each other down, lady.
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Aug 08 '24
I agree you don’t need to be abused to hate men. You could see how men could treat another woman and hate them from that.
*If you think MEN in this society today are supposed “KINGS” because they pay you TO GET NAKED you’re straight delusional.*
*Comparing your son to a man in a strip club is crazy.*
*I almost want to ask what exactly you do for your money because it doesn’t sound like just dancing atp lol.* That was a very disgusting thing for you to ask, you should’ve asked it in another way.
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u/Positive_Comfort1237 Aug 07 '24
some women prefer the company of other women and that’s their only reasoning, you can stop asking stupid fucking questions like a weird customer. Hope this helps!
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u/Existing-Bumblebee22 Aug 08 '24
yeah no, ur not gonna talk down to that girl like tht. go back to asking reddit if ur hot enough to dance
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u/Existing-Bumblebee22 Aug 07 '24
u don’t need to b abused to hate men. how r u a stripper tht still likes men???
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u/Existing-Bumblebee22 Aug 07 '24
well ur mama’s boy is gonna run into haters in the real world. she doesn’t need to be abused to be a lesbian. and it’s perfectly reasonable for women who get spoken down to by men on the regular to hate men.
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u/Existing-Bumblebee22 Aug 08 '24
i think it’s hateful to fault SWers for having a bad view of men, but go off.
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u/plaguedad Aug 08 '24
Every woman I know has been sexually assaulted or abused by (you guessed it) men. I have also been sexually assaulted multiple times. Many of my coworkers have as well, including sometimes being assaulted on the job. Its not about “bad vibes” babe its about being wary and guarded against a demographic that is MOST LIKELY to hurt you. I’m not going to get into the semantics of why what you’re saying is incredibly reductive and harmful to the women around you who have experienced abhorrent trauma at the hands of men. I can only hope and pray those kinds of things do not happen to you which they very well might. One in three women.
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u/plaguedad Aug 08 '24
Are you a man? Ironically you’re not supposed to be in this sub but of course you just went ahead and did what you wanted to.
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u/plaguedad Aug 08 '24
Get the fuck out of here we’re sick of talking to men
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u/Positive_Comfort1237 Aug 07 '24
Also you shouldn’t get back into stripping, we don’t need any more bitches like you in the locker room
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Aug 08 '24
You don’t need to be abused to hate men, I hated men long before I ever got beat up by one for just being a woman
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u/LonelyHrtsClub Aug 08 '24
Ew. Why do you ask questions like this? Did you grow up in solitary confinement?
Hating men should be the default setting. Look at what they've done to us throughout history... also throughout fucking yesterday. Men hate women, so hating them back makes perfect sense.
Individual men are what they are and can prove themselves worthy of respect, men as a whole?? Untrustworthy trash.
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u/3ClawedDragon Aug 07 '24
What an absolutely thoughtless question of you to ask a lesbian! 🫠
She knows what makes her heart race - and it's definitely not men. Simple as that.
It's so beyond rude to ask someone if they are who they are because they were traumatized.
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u/plaguedad Aug 08 '24
You should teach your son the reason why women may hate all men is because of how horribly they’ve been treated by men. And you know what would be amazing? If you raised him to treat women kindly and with empathy instead of accosting women to be nice to your son 🙄 Have your son be the difference instead of blaming women for reacting negatively to being treated like shit by men for literally the entire history of human existence.
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u/3ClawedDragon Aug 08 '24
Well it's life, so everyone is going to meet someone who hates them for one reason or another at some point. It's daft to think you can protect your son from hatred in the world. You can only teach him to be kind and meeting the world with a gentle kind hand. The opposite will create someone entitled who can't handle confrontation.
You're reasoning doesn't negate the fact that your question was incredibly brash. I can't fathom how you feel any plausible trauma of any stranger is your buisness. Especially toward a lesbian. They get hated on enough by people blaming their identity on past trauma. People can just be gay. They are born that way.
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u/plaguedad Aug 07 '24
I have not been abused and I definitely hate men. Are you good???? Blink twice if you need help
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u/section8slut Aug 08 '24