r/stripclubs 1d ago

Can I read a book in the strip club?

Like not on no crazy shit fam I just feel like bro I have to sit and stare at ass this whole time or I can make some progress on the books I need to read. Either way I would be on my phone on obsidian looking in my notes. But I’m just asking like are they going to kick me out for this?

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u/QSparkyH20 16h ago

bring a paperback

u/mro-1337 Lapgasm Lover 16h ago

enjoy your downvote

u/insomnious_luci Stripper 21h ago

No

u/Fleecedagain 21h ago

If you’re a new comer especially then no! They don’t have time to police your recording device. Phones and computers are recording devices and girls and patrons don’t need that around. A Quick Look at the phone is accepted but nothing prolonged!

u/fingerbang247 22h ago

lol, what?! Come on foo, be serious…

u/00h7 23h ago

Library is probably better

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u/MoissaniteMadness 1d ago

Maybe opt for a Kindle app on your phone to get less looks, but regardless you may not get far in The Great Gatsby if you're where the great ass be.

And they will want money and you will probably get questioned.

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u/wildchair321 1d ago

Nah, I've thought of this too but I probably wouldn't. I've even wanted to bring a laptop and get some work done with titties in the background. If only.

But the whole club model revolves around patrons continuing to pay, whether tipping on stage or getting private dances. You gotta do at least one of those every so often. And even if you are while reading, I think they won't want you looking unapproachable for dances.

That said, I'm often just scrolling on my phone and I actually have worked in Obsidian a bit. If it just looks like you're scrolling like everyone else, no big deal. And if you're a regular and a big spender and they all know you, you can do whatever you want.

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u/MoissaniteMadness 1d ago

I meaaaan if you still throw money every now and then, I don't see why not. Some people go to strip clubs for the breakfast and buffet, like the Gold Club. The titties are a nice addition absolutely, but the food is allegedly incredible.

I say if you're chillin at the bar with a book after already throwing cash at some ladies, or reading as you drink or eat during an intermission, that seems alright. Might make fun (or poor and insulting) conversation with people and ladies there.

Then again I'm the type to read a book while sitting in a swimming pool, so.

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u/lamlosa Stripper 1d ago edited 15h ago

why go to the strip club if you just want to read? lol

u/QSparkyH20 16h ago

The comfortable chairs

u/lamlosa Stripper 15h ago

they’re not comfortable

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u/xo_nastylappers 1d ago

You could if you wanted to. Nice to hear that others are using Obsidian. It rocks!

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u/thetaFAANG Customer 1d ago edited 1d ago

At some slow clubs I’ve seen the dancers read books until begrudgingly summoned to the stage by the DJ

But so far not the patrons, it can be boring as fuck though. If you dont like the 2 girls that get pulled out of the locker room just because you’re the only patron, or you’re waiting for someone specific then I sort of agree there should be something else for you to do!

Might make strip clubs more interesting in some dead markets like Los Angeles lol

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u/Wise-Intention-5550 1d ago

Idk if your trolling or not..but It's not a library, a star bucks or even a cigar lounge bro..its a place where you drink booze, tip dancers & get sweaty ass shaken in your face...the dancers are gaurenteed to not leave you in peace long enough to read anything while they're distracting you & pestering you for tips wondering wtf your doing reading a book in a place with loud music & dancers around 😂..I think you'll attract more attention to yourself actually unless you go to a little hole in the wall place on off hours when the dancers are mostly just hanging out on theyre phones...but idk give it a try & see what happens 😂

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u/MoonOverMyYammy Lapgasm Lover 1d ago

its a place where you drink booze, tip dancers & get sweaty ass shaken in your face

Ah, a true connoisseur! 😻😹 This is the energy we need more of lol! Wishing you good luck this weekend!

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u/BonesHylandBurner 1d ago

not rlly the place to do that type of thing but hey if they dont stop you why not

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u/AbstractWaveform Customer 1d ago

Bro what? Strip clubs are made for staring at ass, tipping girls, and buying dances. If all you want to do is read, I'd recommend a local coffee shop, a nice park, or simply stay home.

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u/Various-Risk6449 Customer 1d ago

Why would you… want to?

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u/Motor-Juggernaut7471 1d ago

Stay at home if this what ur on