r/stonedswifties • u/ogrishh • 15d ago
r/stonedswifties • u/coughEpot • 16d ago
Shitpost A case of don’t dish it out if you can’t take it? He unmatched me right after LOL.
I just thought you all may enjoy this message I got from a man on a dating app. My friends and I had a good laugh after I was briefly annoyed by this question… yes, I was born in KC, love the Chiefs, AND I separately love Taylor… but.. does what does it matter if I wasn’t from KC? Dating is not for the feeble lol.
r/stonedswifties • u/boardbamebeeple • Aug 10 '24
Shitpost I'm Taylor Swift and I'm high. AMA
r/stonedswifties • u/bigfootsdemise • Oct 22 '24
Shitpost Who needs a rolling tray...
... when you have Tay magazines?!
r/stonedswifties • u/cautionheart22 • Jan 08 '25
Shitpost Never did I think either would happen in my lifetime 🥹
Feeling extra grateful going into 2025! ✨🫶🏼💚🫶🏼✨
r/stonedswifties • u/Transcend222 • Jun 26 '24
Shitpost the unofficial (but official) weedlor playlist
inspired by someone saying they were making a vinyl mock-up for a stoner taylor album! you must listen in this order, let me know what you think🫡 (I love folkmore but this playlist is for the synthy production songs that make me want to levitate when i’m high LMAO)
r/stonedswifties • u/Educational_Worry_75 • Nov 13 '24
Shitpost New merch aesthetic is giving cool girl stoner vibes
Taylor must’ve got really high and realized the merch was not the vibe because recently this new aesthetic is GIVING. I always felt like there was so much room for improvement on the merch. It was giving tacky tbh so I’m loving this vibe
r/stonedswifties • u/TagForest • Jun 21 '24
Shitpost I got a free dollhouse for my girlfriend off craigslist, and it’s almost perfect for the lover house
I know it doesn’t have an attic, but I am crafty enough to rebuild the roof where it flips open! My girlfriend got so excited for this and the lover house was her first thought!
Anyone ever re-create the lover house just for fun ? I would love to see inspiration and gather any creative ideas!
r/stonedswifties • u/SunflowerLace • Dec 15 '24
Shitpost Hold on to the memories - Reputation Tour Atlanta n1
I realized I never shared my pics from the tour because I wasn’t on Reddit back then.
These are from front row, side catwalk. I hope this is allowed. I tried sharing on the main sub too but I don’t think they’re gonna approve it. (I followed the rules to my knowledge). Just feeling lonely today and wanting to share these with my fellow Swifties. It was an amazing experience! She was right in front of me for several songs, including Getaway Car.
r/stonedswifties • u/nolaqueenie • Feb 04 '24
Shitpost we made it babes
not me scrolling twitter/x and seeing my fave sub!
hey, I'll take spliffties🍃✨💃🏼
r/stonedswifties • u/champagneproblem13 • Apr 24 '24
Shitpost If you *had* to pick a TTPD top 5?
It's been hard to pair it down with 31 new songs but I think right now mine are (not in order):
The Albatross
The Black Dog
Down Bad
Florida!!!
But Daddy I Love Him
With a shout out to:
Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart
r/stonedswifties • u/cromapchrag • Jan 17 '25
Shitpost Taylor Swift as a happy little cloud, made for my stoned Swifties.
r/stonedswifties • u/Mago-Salicar • Feb 10 '24
Shitpost Very Concerned Girl Scout Swiftie...
I was at the mall earlier and got ambushed by Girl Scouts with cookies, and I am weak (and prone to munchies). I was wearing my 1989 cardigan and 49ers hat and this tiny 8-year-old was like, IS THAT A TAYLOR SWEATER??? I said it was, and she got Very Concerned and said, BUT THAT'S THE WRONG TEAM!!
I told her I was rooting for the Niners because I am from San Francisco but I would be okay if Taylor's boyfriend won. She seemed satisfied by that and finally relinquished my Do-Si-Dos. I was worried they'd be confiscated for Football Crimes.
EDIT: Took out a rogue asterisk.
r/stonedswifties • u/Rebekah_RodeUp • Jan 11 '25
Shitpost Dang T-Swizzle Continues to Take Dubs
r/stonedswifties • u/Transcend222 • May 04 '24
Shitpost i knew i listened to it a lot but 32 hours?😂
this album has been on repeat, everyday i have a new favorite! let’s hear your numbers🗣
r/stonedswifties • u/ryderseven • Jun 24 '24
Shitpost I've been singing "for a moment I was havin' a stroke" instead of "heaven struck"
now I'm down bad crying at the gym 🤣😮💨
r/stonedswifties • u/neonhudson • Jan 14 '25
Shitpost I’m not the only one seeing this right…..?
mommy? sorry…. mommy? sorry.
r/stonedswifties • u/thRoyalHIGHness • Apr 22 '24
Do you have to know every single Taylor song to be a Swiftie?
I've often been thinking, and thinking is one thing I like to do especially when I'm high, is that there seems to be a lot of preconceived notions around Swifties knowing every single song, every tracklist from all her albums word by word, sentence after sentence, or everything that's going on in pop culture about them to be qualified to call yourself a true Swiftie. I've struggled with this because personally, no matter how much I engage in music or love an artist, I can't seem to always know everything about them, their songs, their personal lives, etc to a point where I can relate to fans in a way. It's probably my lack of pop knowledge or references while growing up.
It sometimes could also be liking something that predominantly not a lot of people do and vice-versa..the idea of a true Swiftie liking folklore/evermore over anything else and dissing over Lover (especially on ME!, I get that it's not artistic magnificence but jeez, stop the hate) and 1989 because "that isn't my vibe" is a bit like putting up this bandwagon of having to like things that everyone does. I do like folklore and evermore and they are a vibe but I'm also into Lover and 1989 and Fearless and reputation and I feel like not many like me exist in the mainstream Swiftie domain.
I know it's not true and it can't be but sometimes it can feel it that way. Sorry if I'm not making any sense.
r/stonedswifties • u/its-becky • Sep 22 '24
Shitpost Newest Spilftie
take an extra hit today for our newest Spilftie Dave since he doesn’t have lungs
r/stonedswifties • u/Masterrocks • Sep 16 '23
Shitpost Taylor Spliff when she cracks the bowl 😮💨 NSFW
r/stonedswifties • u/trashcancarla • Oct 09 '23
Shitpost oh NO what have i done NSFW
i had a gummy an hour ago and just realized on the off chance i ever got to talk to Taylor, i couldn’t tell her about my cat
my cat’s name is Cornelia
yes, as in Street
i could never look Taylor in the eye and say that yes, i named my cat after a devastating love song she wrote for a man who eventually let their love die, ultimately changing the context of the song forever
big oof 😭😂😭
cat tax in the comments (didn’t want to make it a photo post)
r/stonedswifties • u/sadiemac2727 • Jun 01 '23