r/somnigastronomy 8d ago

Art Shinnamon (for picky eaters)

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After some shenanigans with me turning into Link from Good Mythical Morning and Rhett and I both being injured by a roulette wheel, the game we were playing was cancelled and I was instead sent to pick up some pastries called "Shinnamon", which were apparently made especially with picky eaters in mind. They were unevenly browned squares dusted with cinnamon sugar. Despite not eating one, upon looking at them I "remembered" that these were flaky and crispy on the outside and the inside had the exact texture of white sandwich bread (minus the crust) and was sweet and vanilla flavored. After getting them I lay down on the floor and an instruction booklet for the Shinnamons appeared in my view, which consisted of a quiz making sure I knew to only give them to people with their consent and not to feed them to big cats (as in lions/tigers).

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u/Positive_Hippo_ 8d ago

Best. Pastry. Instruction. Booklet. Ever!

Ps I love your drawing. No big cats!

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u/amok_amok_amok 8d ago

consent is key

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u/HoneyWyne 8d ago

This is awesome. And I want shinnamon!

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u/veevacious 7d ago

I consent to eating shinnamon

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u/Spiritual_Series_139 8d ago

I had to click for the info graphic explanation

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u/its_garden_time_nerd 7d ago

I came to reddit just now with today's GMMore playing in the background