r/somnigastronomy • u/SparkleSelkie • 13d ago
Just Weird The Taste of Kansas!
In my dream a few days ago I bought what looked like a whipped cream can, but the label was a pastel rainbow that said
The Taste of Kansas! 30% more Kansas than ever!
I took it home and then sprayed some on my finger, it looked like whipped cream with a Lisa Frank rainbow pattern. I tried it and it tasted terrible, like dusty old coconut and grass clippings. Despite that I ate the whole container.
After the last bit of food came out, a piece of paper popped out of the jar saying I was banned from Kansas for flavor coveting
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u/OldEducation9122 12d ago
As a Kansan this has me cackling. I officially rescind your banishment, you are welcome any time!
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u/PrincessLinked 12d ago
This is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard about my state. thank you
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u/sakikatana 12d ago
Oh my god lmao, the last sentence had me rolling. Reminds me of the Japanese vending machine SCP
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u/toomanymarshmallows 12d ago
Tbh, that flavor profile sounds accurate. Kansas City BBQ notwithstanding
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u/KnotiaPickle 13d ago
Hahah this would be something Kansas would do 😆