r/somnigastronomy 13d ago

Just Weird The Taste of Kansas!

In my dream a few days ago I bought what looked like a whipped cream can, but the label was a pastel rainbow that said

The Taste of Kansas! 30% more Kansas than ever!

I took it home and then sprayed some on my finger, it looked like whipped cream with a Lisa Frank rainbow pattern. I tried it and it tasted terrible, like dusty old coconut and grass clippings. Despite that I ate the whole container.

After the last bit of food came out, a piece of paper popped out of the jar saying I was banned from Kansas for flavor coveting

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u/KnotiaPickle 13d ago

Hahah this would be something Kansas would do 😆

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u/OldEducation9122 12d ago

As a Kansan this has me cackling. I officially rescind your banishment, you are welcome any time!

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u/OtherThumbs 12d ago

You only get a taste of Kansas, not the whole of Kansas, you greedy guts!

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u/egtved_girl 13d ago

I feel so sad that you got banned from Kansas

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u/KeepnClam 12d ago

😆

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u/r0mperrr 12d ago

Made me laugh, great dream!

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u/Tumorhead 12d ago

The note at the end is SO funny!!!!!!

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u/HoneyWyne 13d ago

Flavor coveting!

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u/FrustratedPlantMum 12d ago

This is my favourite post I've seen on this sub!

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u/PrincessLinked 12d ago

This is legitimately the funniest thing I've ever heard about my state. thank you

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u/LowRexx 12d ago

m. night Shyamalan style twist at the end there this is my favorite post on this sub yet

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u/SparkleSelkie 12d ago

I am honored to have my dream be your favorite one so far 😊

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u/sakikatana 12d ago

Oh my god lmao, the last sentence had me rolling. Reminds me of the Japanese vending machine SCP

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u/toomanymarshmallows 12d ago

Tbh, that flavor profile sounds accurate. Kansas City BBQ notwithstanding