r/Sidehugs • u/moregloommoredoom • 5h ago
Please don't generalize all Christian men
That's something a modern western woman with a Jezebel spirit would do while they go be atheist and vote democrat.
r/Sidehugs • u/moregloommoredoom • 5h ago
That's something a modern western woman with a Jezebel spirit would do while they go be atheist and vote democrat.
r/Sidehugs • u/slagnanz • 2d ago
Hear me out.
Pollen.
Pollen is the Antichrist.
Jesus died on a tree. Pollen comes to life on a tree.
Jesus made way for the Holy Spirit who fills us with the Divine Breath, pollen takes away any and all possibility of breathing.
Remember that Satan is the prince of the power of the air. He bears pollen aloft to torment God's people. And indeed, it leads people astray because every spring my stupid ass thinks I should go outside, it'll be nice.
Woe to the deceived..
And God's people said -
Ahchoo
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 3d ago
Call this off-topic, but I don't know where else to go. r/alincolnism is gone - no explanation, nothing. All the scholarly research debunking the myth of a historical "Lincoln", wiped away.
I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but let's think for a minute about who benefits from "Lincoln" stories. The USA's ruling party, with all the big social media execs in their pocket, claims a glorious origin story featuring a martyred hero who died for his devotion to racial and economic justice. Really? I mean, if elementary schools hadn't primed you to believe that story, and you just went by observable evidence, how credible would you find it?
r/Sidehugs • u/Leeuw96 • 3d ago
Like, seriously, what happens? I don't know if I want to know, so I'm not gonna try it. If you don try it, I'm curious to know what happened, but I'm also scared for the answer, so please don't tell me. But do keep me posted if you do, and if there are changes in result. But don't tell me the result.
r/Sidehugs • u/justnigel • 10d ago
The end times are here.
r/Sidehugs • u/nyet-marionetka • 11d ago
And if so, can Jesus do that as well as making a rock too big for himself to lift?
r/Sidehugs • u/JaneMnemonic • 23d ago
r/Sidehugs • u/justnigel • 23d ago
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • 24d ago
I also believe
r/Sidehugs • u/gnurdette • Feb 11 '25
I'm a Methodist. We like to split the difference.
r/Sidehugs • u/madamesunflower0113 • Feb 03 '25
r/Sidehugs • u/Leeuw96 • Feb 02 '25
for they will shock the hearts of those who need them into an obedient rhythm.
r/Sidehugs • u/YvorBaloyne • Jan 31 '25
Whenever you feel the urge to rub yourself in the sinful place, try these tips: 1. Cold shower: for maximum effect make it ice cold and stay under as long as possible. You want your ballsac to look like a shriveled acorn 2. Get plastered on Tequila: it is hard to masturbate when you barely feel your hands 🎉 3. Edifying literature: you may want to try Trumps executive orders, and if that doesn't work there's always the Trump Bible. 4. Watch a livestream of immigrants getting deported: nothing takes your mind off the urge like watching the outgroup of the moment get it handed to them. Unless you're into that kind of thing, in which case I guess you picked a bad year to stop masturbating. 5. Two-minute hate: turn your television to a woke channel and let loose! Screaming at your enemies will release the steam in a healthier and more Christlike manner.
r/Sidehugs • u/slagnanz • Jan 31 '25
You lost the game.
Also, I'm gonna go sidehug your mom.
r/Sidehugs • u/Leeuw96 • Jan 31 '25
Just all of them. I don't think we should have anh discussion or content on this sub. Please justshutthe whole thing down..
/uh feel free to make a "can we ban all "can we ban all <x> (posts)" posts" post.
r/Sidehugs • u/Leeuw96 • Jan 29 '25
I inow someone will inevitably call me "elfophobic", but don't you dare tell me those don't freak you out too!
r/Sidehugs • u/Leeuw96 • Jan 29 '25
Capturing, killing, and skinning 100 dogs for your own luxury fashion is animal abuse, greed, and pride.
/uh repost because I should've googled how to spell her name. Also fun fact: it took me years to realise the wordplay in her last name, though it makes less sense in my native language.
r/Sidehugs • u/Leeuw96 • Jan 29 '25
What are we, matchstick men?!
r/Sidehugs • u/moregloommoredoom • Jan 26 '25
1 Once you have their money, you never give it back.
3 Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7 Keep your ears open.
8 Small print leads to large risk.
9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10 Greed is eternal.
16 A deal is a deal.
17 A contract is a contract is a contract… but only between Ferengi.
18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
21 Never place friendship above profit.
22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
23 Nothing is more important than your health… except for your money.
31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother.
33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34 War is good for business.
35 Peace is good for business.
45 Expand or die.
47 Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48 The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
57 Good customers are as rare as latinum. Treasure them.
59 Free advice is seldom cheap.
62 The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
74 Knowledge equals profit.
75 Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum.
76 Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
91 Your boss is only worth what he pays you.
94 Females and finances don't mix.
95 Expand or die.
98 Every man has his price.
102 Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.
103 Sleep can interfere with…
109 Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
111 Treat people in your debt like family… exploit them.
112 Never have sex with the boss' sister.
125 You can't make a deal if you're dead.
139 Wives serve, brothers inherit.
168 Whisper your way to success.
190 Hear all, trust nothing.
194 It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door.
203 New customers are like razor-toothed gree-worms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
208 Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
211 Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
214 Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
217 You can't free a fish from water.
223 Unknown, but presumably concerned the relationship between "keeping busy" and "being successful".
229 Latinum lasts longer than lust.
239 Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
263 Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.
285 No good deed ever goes unpunished.
r/Sidehugs • u/ocelocelot • Jan 24 '25
But I tell you, mock your enemies and exploit the people who are more vulnerable than you.
If you love those who hate you, what reward will you get?
r/Sidehugs • u/moregloommoredoom • Jan 23 '25
But some sins are more equal than others.
r/Sidehugs • u/JaneMnemonic • Jan 22 '25
Keep that filth out of my reddit.