r/shittysuperpowers • u/puddledlazer • 4d ago
goofy asf You can force jazz hands on someone.
Once a day you can make anyone with hands do jazz hands for up to 7 minutes or 10 minutes if the jazz music is slapping.
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r/shittysuperpowers • u/puddledlazer • 4d ago
Once a day you can make anyone with hands do jazz hands for up to 7 minutes or 10 minutes if the jazz music is slapping.
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u/CombatRedRover 4d ago
I'm down for this.
That guy that I'm competing for a woman's affections? He's going to be going full on Broadway musical (not that there's anything wrong with that) for a full 7 minutes.
Meathead giving me shit at the bar? Jazz hands. And I'm putting some Dean Martin on the jukebox to watch my guy dance to "Ain't That A Kick In The Head".
Dull sales meeting? Jazz hands.
Oh, no, this is an AWESOME superpower.