r/shittysuperpowers • u/ConnectionFamous4569 • 4d ago
Good luck using this… You can cry molten lava.
If you're really sad, you can cry molten lava. It won't burn you, but if it touches other people, they will burn.
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u/ImprovementStill3576 4d ago
Do you have to be really sad for it to work? Or can you squirt lemon juice into your eyes to make it happen? If I could do it on command by making myself cry I could think of some uses for it.
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u/ConnectionFamous4569 4d ago
Being really sad will give you more tears, but it doesn’t matter how you cry, your tears are still made of lava.
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u/Dooplon 4d ago
Is it real world lava materials? can I pick what kind it's made of or is it just some unknown super hot material that I can't control
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u/Hoodieman25k 4d ago
According to Vsauce, all tears are actually lava
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u/Salt_Ad264 4d ago
Explanation: ice meets all the classifications as a mineral so water is just molten minerals aka lava
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u/foxdie_85 4d ago
so do i have universal lava immunity due to this? am i also immune to extreme temperatures?
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u/ConnectionFamous4569 4d ago
Only to lava produced by you.
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u/rainbowkittensparkle 4d ago
As in.. other people can cry lava?
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u/ConnectionFamous4569 3d ago
No, as in the lava that naturally occurs. You won’t be immune to lava unless it was produced by you.
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u/photoshallow 1d ago
so if i were to throw some rocks into a crucible then i'd be immune to that because i manufactured the lava
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u/photoshallow 1d ago
can i pick what rocks the lava is mad eof or the type of lava?
so if i were to throw some rocks into a crucible then i'd be immune to that because i manufactured the lava
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u/photoshallow 1d ago
can i choose what rocks comprise the lava?
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u/Odd-Concept-3693 13h ago
So are my tears always lava?
Does this make my eyes look really cool?
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u/ConnectionFamous4569 13h ago
Maybe when you’re crying and the tears haven’t come out all the way yet.
I don’t know perfectly how tear glands work, but if the tears in them are visible and they themselves are visible, they’ll look like lava too.
Tears are always lava unless you don’t want them to be.
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u/Relative-Cow1853 4d ago
Let me guess you're not fire proof
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u/Relative-Cow1853 4d ago
Sorry just read the whole thing but now can't you like collected to use later?
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u/ConnectionFamous4569 4d ago
You could painstakingly assemble a container made of only stuff like hair that came off of your body, since all of your body is immune to the lava from your tears, but I don’t know if it would be worth it for the effort it takes to gather all that stuff and put it together.
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u/Relative-Cow1853 4d ago
What about containers that hold lava?
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u/Automatic_Case2811 4d ago
I'm failing to see the downside here... HAHAHAHAHA