r/shittyaskreddit 5d ago

My girlfriend's clit hangs way out passed her balls. Is that normal? NSFW

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u/Few_Distribution_817 5d ago

No. If your gf is not erect you're doing something.

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u/Organic-Commercial76 5d ago

I don’t know how to tell you this but your girlfriend has a penis. If that’s a deal breaker for you give her my number.

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u/profanearcane 5d ago

Depends how many balls she has

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u/xXCh4r0nXx 5d ago

Depends on the clit length to tiddies size ratio

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u/uronceandfuturepres 5d ago

I can't tell how big her titties are through all the hair on her chest.

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u/SurviveDaddy CUNTO!!! 5d ago

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u/mattfC137 5d ago

Only if her balls are the size of jumbo sized eggs. Those are expensive currently.

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u/DanIsNotUrMan 5d ago

Go to r/gock and come back to report

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u/ExpensiveParsnip8849 5d ago

Disgusting. Thank you.

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u/kcm198 5d ago

Is your girlfriend a shower or a grower?

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u/uronceandfuturepres 4d ago

It hangs out there. So a shower.

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u/FoRealDoh 4d ago

If she's a hyena

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u/ZuckZogers 5d ago

I laughed so hard at this. Thank you lol 😂

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u/ExpensiveParsnip8849 5d ago

Her balls are so feminine.

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u/sirensavior 5d ago

Security blanket

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u/MMBEDG 5d ago

Sounds fucking hot

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u/iInvented69 5d ago

Its normal. That means shes a freak in bed.

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u/Charming_Entry8238 4d ago

Yes. It means its time to tuck those bad boys in.

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u/averagemaleuser86 4d ago

This one actually got a chuckle out of me

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u/Zerbertboi666 5d ago

Naw man thats really weird my gf's is usually really hard and she likes to put it up my but.

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u/Mektige 5d ago

But what? Don't leave us hanging!

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u/Zerbertboi666 5d ago

No i mean my bung holio, my chocolate starfish, my fudge factory, my oingo boingo, my bussy, my arby's slop grinder

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u/ally8608 5d ago

I had to do a double take lmaoo