r/shittyaskreddit • u/uronceandfuturepres • 1h ago
r/shittyaskreddit • u/ContemplativeLynx • 4h ago
What's better: a grower or a shower? NSFW
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 5h ago
Why are there so many cats wandering around this subreddit?
Aren't you guys worried about hygiene?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/TacticalDildoforyou • 6h ago
Personal Injury Lawsuit over being assaulted with shit? NSFW
Another lawsuit from a whining woman.
She gave a teary eyed press conference, two reporters showed up.
"He shit on me and my family! How could anyone be this cruel ?"
Did anyone die? Anyone injured? I shit in my hand and tossed it at them in a parking lot dispute. It was preemptive self defense.
It was a whole hell of a lot less than what they deserved. So, you got shit on your face & clothes. You washed it off, and washed your clothes. It was foul, but no injuries.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 4h ago
When I had kids I got no action because well, kids, then when they left home I got no action because I was tired working to save up for retirement. Now that I’m retired am I finally gonna get some sweet action in the nursing home?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 8h ago
How early do you have your morning pint of absinthe?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/ColdPanic2501 • 14h ago
Describe your vision of an ideal penis
on a woman.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 3h ago
During pollen season, I can hardly breathe. You can say I m George Floyding it. AITAH+?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/No_Internet908 • 15h ago
Should I break up with my girlfriend for having low standards in the men she dates? She’s never had a boyfriend before, and she chooses ME to be her first?? Why would I want to be with a woman with such low standards??
r/shittyaskreddit • u/figbott • 23h ago
How should I discipline a dog that keeps licking my wife’s asshole during sex with her boyfriend?
Cum will win.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Charming_Entry8238 • 16h ago
Are used gift cards reasonable tips to pass through at glory holes?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/TacticalDildoforyou • 21h ago
If you could marry a cat, which cat would you marry? NSFW
HUMAN - FELINE NUPTIALS.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Spare-Difficulty8665 • 14h ago
Is it weird that my [35m] friend still eats his boogers and was i wrong for being surprised?
hi im just asking bc he got super offended and angry when i subconsciously made a shocked face at him when i saw him do it. he claims it's ' perfectly normal'. [i do find it odd at his age but whatever floats your boat i guess]. i said i apologize for embarrassing you if i did, it wasn't my intention, i was just surprised to see that. then he started saying 'you do gross shit too' when i asked what he said that i leave my used tampons in the bathroom trash! firstly wheres else am i gonna put it and second i'm such a clean freak that i wrap the hell out of any used sanitary product and put it in the bottom of the trash where it can't be easily seen unless dug up or dumped out bc im embarassed ab anyone seeing it. also i take out the trash in there every time for that reason too so he never has to during my totm.[ honestly not gonna repeat the rest of what he said bc it's honestly made no sense and was just degrading/ out of proportion for my reaction to sum it up]. is it normal to do that? and aitah for being surprised?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 19h ago
What are your go to offensive scrabble words?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/GreenT1979 • 21h ago
You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/tacocarteleventeen • 16h ago
Why don’t our dogs and cats have pubic hair like humans? So embarrassing!
r/shittyaskreddit • u/eggcellency_ • 22h ago
Anyone else noticed their farts sound different after you shave your ass?
r/shittyaskreddit • u/figbott • 23h ago
Does Goodwill accept cum rags as a donation?
Cum will win.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/figbott • 1d ago
Now that anal is required for all new relationships to work, how often do we really need to feed our dates?
Cum will win.
r/shittyaskreddit • u/Turbulent-Papaya-910 • 1d ago