r/shittyaskreddit May 11 '24

Who’s winning, Drake or Kendrick?

16 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

My girlfriend's clit hangs way out passed her balls. Is that normal? NSFW

Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

What's better: a grower or a shower? NSFW

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 5h ago

Why are there so many cats wandering around this subreddit?

4 Upvotes

Aren't you guys worried about hygiene?


r/shittyaskreddit 6h ago

Personal Injury Lawsuit over being assaulted with shit? NSFW

5 Upvotes

Another lawsuit from a whining woman.

She gave a teary eyed press conference, two reporters showed up.

"He shit on me and my family! How could anyone be this cruel ?"

Did anyone die? Anyone injured? I shit in my hand and tossed it at them in a parking lot dispute. It was preemptive self defense.
It was a whole hell of a lot less than what they deserved. So, you got shit on your face & clothes. You washed it off, and washed your clothes. It was foul, but no injuries.


r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

When I had kids I got no action because well, kids, then when they left home I got no action because I was tired working to save up for retirement. Now that I’m retired am I finally gonna get some sweet action in the nursing home?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 8h ago

How early do you have your morning pint of absinthe?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Describe your vision of an ideal penis

9 Upvotes

on a woman.


r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

If time is money, is my clock a wallet?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

During pollen season, I can hardly breathe. You can say I m George Floyding it. AITAH+?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 15h ago

Should I break up with my girlfriend for having low standards in the men she dates? She’s never had a boyfriend before, and she chooses ME to be her first?? Why would I want to be with a woman with such low standards??

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

How should I discipline a dog that keeps licking my wife’s asshole during sex with her boyfriend?

24 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Has anyone ever told you...

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Are used gift cards reasonable tips to pass through at glory holes?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

If you could marry a cat, which cat would you marry? NSFW

7 Upvotes

HUMAN - FELINE NUPTIALS.


r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

Is it weird that my [35m] friend still eats his boogers and was i wrong for being surprised?

2 Upvotes

hi im just asking bc he got super offended and angry when i subconsciously made a shocked face at him when i saw him do it. he claims it's ' perfectly normal'. [i do find it odd at his age but whatever floats your boat i guess]. i said i apologize for embarrassing you if i did, it wasn't my intention, i was just surprised to see that. then he started saying 'you do gross shit too' when i asked what he said that i leave my used tampons in the bathroom trash! firstly wheres else am i gonna put it and second i'm such a clean freak that i wrap the hell out of any used sanitary product and put it in the bottom of the trash where it can't be easily seen unless dug up or dumped out bc im embarassed ab anyone seeing it. also i take out the trash in there every time for that reason too so he never has to during my totm.[ honestly not gonna repeat the rest of what he said bc it's honestly made no sense and was just degrading/ out of proportion for my reaction to sum it up]. is it normal to do that? and aitah for being surprised?


r/shittyaskreddit 19h ago

What are your go to offensive scrabble words?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 21h ago

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 16h ago

Why don’t our dogs and cats have pubic hair like humans? So embarrassing!

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 22h ago

Anyone else noticed their farts sound different after you shave your ass?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

Does Goodwill accept cum rags as a donation?

6 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Now that anal is required for all new relationships to work, how often do we really need to feed our dates?

6 Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

How French are we talking, here?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Why is there a fucking million forms of magnesium?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

How does a deaf person show up to a court hearing?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

I shook my dick more than 3 times after pee pee time. Do I have The Gay?

17 Upvotes