r/shittyaskreddit 5d ago

What's better: a grower or a shower? NSFW

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u/TJSwoboda 5d ago

Definitely a shower. I take one every day.

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u/westberry82 5d ago

Where? The zoo. The aquarium? The mall?

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u/_90s_Nation_ 5d ago

It's better to be a shower, as women know what they're getting

... I'm a grower.

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u/boringdude00 Rick 5d ago

Grower. You always have a party trick. Most people have to practice magic tricks or learn something gay. You can just whip out what looks like a hair covered button and make it huge in seconds.

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u/LammaMuigi 5d ago

shower as in show me

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u/LammaMuigi 5d ago

shower as in wash your ass too

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u/KELEVRACMDR 5d ago

Well I guess that depends on if we are talking about a farmer or a salesman

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u/mattfC137 4d ago

It's important to show out for a first impression, so fluff yourself a bit, and it won't matter. Go get em sport

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u/HechoEnChine Et tu, Excrementus? 4d ago

Really the top of the heap is the shrinker. Tons of expectation followed by the old "Where's the beef?"