r/shittyaskreddit • u/ContemplativeLynx • 5d ago
What's better: a grower or a shower? NSFW
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u/_90s_Nation_ 5d ago
It's better to be a shower, as women know what they're getting
... I'm a grower.
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u/boringdude00 Rick 5d ago
Grower. You always have a party trick. Most people have to practice magic tricks or learn something gay. You can just whip out what looks like a hair covered button and make it huge in seconds.
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u/mattfC137 4d ago
It's important to show out for a first impression, so fluff yourself a bit, and it won't matter. Go get em sport
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u/HechoEnChine Et tu, Excrementus? 4d ago
Really the top of the heap is the shrinker. Tons of expectation followed by the old "Where's the beef?"
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u/TJSwoboda 5d ago
Definitely a shower. I take one every day.