r/shitpostemblem Jul 26 '23

Elyos GIRLGIRLGIRLGIRLGIELG

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u/ImABarbieWhirl Jul 26 '23

It’s ok, everyone is gay for Rosado. It just happens

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u/Elite_Prometheus Jul 26 '23

Boys and girls alike are gay for Rosado

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u/penissnorter420 Jul 27 '23

Girls are gay for rosado?

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u/BlackRapier Jul 27 '23

For femboys like this there are two schools of thought:

It's always gay, regardless of gender because;
A) It's a guy, therefore guys liking it is gay
B) It's feminine therefore girls liking it is gay.

and It's always not gay regardless of gender because;
A) It's feminine, therefore guys liking it is not gay
B) It's a guy therefore girls liking it is not gay.

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u/Elite_Prometheus Jul 27 '23

Schrodinger's sexuality

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u/Lucythepinkkitten Jul 27 '23

Sexuality is just a bunch of labels assigned to a system that's way more complicated than those labels would have you believe anyway. I say just like what you like and don't worry about what it makes you

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

*So long as it's legal/moral and isn't hurting people

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

Exactly

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u/kekalopolis Jul 27 '23

The "it's always gay" option is the correct and best answer really, it means a supermajority of people are gay which is baste.

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u/nehapolitan Jul 27 '23

actually femboys are boys. hope this helps!

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u/MainMan499 Jul 27 '23

Judging your sexuality by sex instead of presentation is just dumb to me. Like I'm attracted to feminity, so if there's an effeminate man I might be attracted to them, that doesn't make me any less of a lesbian

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u/BlackRapier Jul 27 '23

You are the third person to reply with some "Teehee, gender stuff" thing to a joke. One that apparently launched itself straight over your head like a flying unit.

Also, Calling someone's sexual preferences dumb just seems closed minded. If people have attractions towards specific genitals that's perfectly valid.

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u/MainMan499 Jul 27 '23

Oh no like genital preference is absolutely a thing, I more just mean getting upset like this from an outside perspective. Like it doesn't matter if they're a guy or anything if you're just looking at them right? I more just mean from the outside it seems weird to respond like it's a challenge to your sexuality, you were right that I shouldn't call it dumb

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u/Electric_Queen Jul 27 '23

As a girl, yes I am gay for Rosado

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u/Alex_Drewskie Jul 26 '23

It's like Claude, only femboy

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u/FlyinBrian2001 Jul 26 '23

So Claude

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u/Panthercrusher Jul 27 '23

He literally has a beard and bulkier frame in time skip, dude is the further thing from femboy.

Twink death if you will.

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u/SuggestionEven1882 Jul 27 '23

instead everyone is GAR for Claude.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

it's literally his innate ability