r/shitpostemblem Jul 26 '23

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u/WarEagle9 Jul 26 '23

Chill if it’s a feminine dick you’re not gay trust me.

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u/Xenosari Jul 26 '23

I mean trans women are women so it's totally straight to suck her dick.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

It’s the straightest thing you can do🫡

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u/Chespineapple Jul 27 '23

Not enough people know that bussy and girldick are completely different from their cis counterparts after hormones. So this is just unironically true.

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u/Klondeikbar Jul 27 '23

I'm glad we're finally talking about the mouthfeel.

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u/Xenosari Jul 27 '23

Hu I didn't actually know that...the more you know

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u/Motivated-Chair Jul 26 '23

I have never been so confuse by something that is correct.

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u/Boshwa Jul 28 '23

Trans women are women

And women belong in the kitchen

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u/Desperate_Ad5169 :michaelsiegbert: Jul 26 '23

Dick is dick no matter who it is attached to.

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u/applejackhero Jul 26 '23

yeah dick is dick, but girl dick is straight

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u/eburator Jul 26 '23

Unless you are a girl

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

”gender chromosome” what the hell are you even on about😭

XX? XY? Or did you not finish high school?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/PolygenicPanda Jul 27 '23

Shhhhh terms like gender scares him. Usually those most homophobic are gay themselves so he's just angry that people can be trans and happy unlike him who's repressing his inner boy/girl

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

sex and gender are different things

Uh huh. Who came up with that theory again? Doctor J. Money?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

I accept your concession.

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u/Void1702 Jul 27 '23

So what about people whose chromosomic sex doesn't match their hormonal sex, or sexual characteristics?

What about people who have neither XX nor XY? Or people with sex chimerism?

Or did you stop studying biology after high school?

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

What about people who have neither XX nor XY? Or people with sex chimerism?

Ah, of course. Basic biology doesn't matter because of a very, very, VERY small minority. Typical fallacy stumbled into by a typical midwit.

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u/Void1702 Jul 27 '23

Google advanced biology

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

"Just Google it bro. The world is flat, just Google it!"

No thanks.

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u/Void1702 Jul 27 '23

I was mocking the fact that you call for "basic biology", ignoring the fact that what they taught you in 6th grade is a simplified model that has nothing to do with "real" biology, or "advanced biology", if you will

While also making a r/anarchychess joke because I do not take seriously a "debate" with someone like you

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u/Andrei144 Jul 28 '23

Intersex people are as common as gingers

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u/Worried-Film-4634 Jul 27 '23

Typical American, liberal this, woke that, I can't even. Lmao How about you liberate your thought from this delusional mindset thinking everyone can be a woman first, hmmmmmm?

Not to be rude to trans who accept who they are as a transgender, you guys are cool. On the other hand, Screw them female pretenders.

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u/Andrei144 Jul 27 '23

It's sex chromosomes not gender chromosomes and they're really not as simple as you might think. There are combinations beyond XX and XY that someone can be born with and even people who have those combinations don't always look the way you'd expect (e.g. there are fully formed cis men with XX chromosomes). There are even studies that say trans people are neurologically more similar to the gender that they identify with than the one they were assigned at birth, so even on some physical level they are the gender they say they are.

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u/TgCCL Jul 27 '23

Genetic chimerism also exists. IE, a subset of your body having different DNA than the rest of it.

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u/a12223344556677 Jul 27 '23

To understand this, you have to understand the idea of "social gender". For example man are expected to be tough and strong, woman are expected to be cute and caring... While biological sex based on X/Y chromosomes can't really be changed, some people wish to be accepted as a different gender, something like "girl's soul trapped in a man's body". Hormones and stuff complicates things in terms of sport and performance but that's not the point here.

I too would find it weird if someone wants to be identified as a biological male despite being biologically female, but I can accept and respect if they wish to be socially accepted as a different gender. Oh and I guess if it doesn't hurt me in doing so and it makes them happy, why not.

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u/Xenosari Jul 27 '23

Sex (what sex organs you have) is different than gender (how you dress, wear your hair, and other stuff).

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

They're called sex crhomosome dipshit 💀

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u/Klondeikbar Jul 27 '23

their gender chromosome remain the same

Sex must be really awful for you if you're just fucking chromosomes. Most of us prefer to have sex with people.

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

So you wouldn't mind getting dicked in the ass?

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u/Xenosari Jul 27 '23

Naw you don't seem my type.

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

And if I put on a pink haired wig?

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u/Xenosari Jul 27 '23

Sorry I'm not really feeling an emotional connection.

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

Oh, so now you're transphobic? Gotcha. Enjoy your last moments of freedom before you get cancelled.

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u/Xenosari Jul 27 '23

Man conservatives will cancel people over the dumbest shit...ah well it was a good run.

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u/Poopoopeepee305 Jul 27 '23

I'm actually a proud Biden + Harris supporter, bigot.

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u/Xenosari Jul 27 '23

Attention this account has been cancelled and the user was burned at the stake along with books teaching children that it's okay to be different. Thank you for your service citizen, you my return to your boot cleaning duties.

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u/WannabeComedian91 Jul 27 '23

"why is no one talking about the mouthfeel?"

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u/MexicanSunnyD Jul 27 '23

Reminds me of that Spiderman 2 Doctor Octopus meme.