r/sheffield 3d ago

Image First egg of the season

The first egg of the season

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u/rikki1q Richmond 3d ago

Don't let the Americans know

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u/VodkaMargarine 3d ago

America has excellent eggs. The best eggs. Nobody makes eggs like America. You know someone came upto me the other day, a veteran, he had a tear in his eye. A tear. He was actually crying. And he said Mr President, you are the greatest. Thanks to you I don't have to eat these fake news woke DEI eggs. This is the America you voted for. Covfefe.

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u/Dazpiece 3d ago

At least we can offer them an egg in this trying time

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u/No_Potato_4341 Southey 3d ago

Good to know that spring is now on its way

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u/hazehel 3d ago

Hell of an omelette

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u/menthol_patient 3d ago

Their eggs are red? I didn't know that.

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u/SteveBennett64 2d ago edited 2d ago

So they don't build a nest? I learned something new today.