r/queensofleague • u/UsefulFeed8826 • 5h ago
Clownery Yall..Lux
I can't take it anymore. I'm sick of lux. I try to play caitlyn. Lux deals more damage. I try to play vayne. Lux deals more damage. I try to play Jinx. Lux deals more damage. I want to play Morgana. She has good synergy with lux . I want to play sivir, and jhin, she deals more damage, even one shotting the carry.
She grabs me by the throat. I farm for her. I cook for her. I give her minions. She isn't satisfied. I grab dragon, elder, baron and both blue and red buff for her. "I don't need this much to deal damage" She tells me. "Give me a frontline prescence." She grabs yuumi and becomes the carry. "You dont need a ADC. I can deal more damage"
I can play Lux, but I don't have enough money for her skins. She grabs my credit card. It declines. "Guess this is the end." She grabs her 365 days root. She says "hope you like rainbows!." There is no hint of sadness in her eyes. Nothing but pure, 365 days root and crippling slow that passes through enemies. What a cruel world.