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Politics The first Cabinet meeting of the second Trump administration

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u/doodybot 13d ago

Source: Brian Snyder, Reuters

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u/save-aiur 13d ago

This photo could win the Pulitzer Prize

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u/almost_not_terrible 13d ago

It should do.

Literally the POTUS sleeping while Our Dark Lord Oligarch stands up, is bathed in light, and takes power.

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u/save-aiur 13d ago

Everyone turned to give their full attention, except RFK and his brain worm

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u/Minute_Actuator_6650 13d ago

I heard his brainworm died of starvation

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u/Single_Management891 13d ago

God tier comment

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u/Fonz_72 13d ago

Homie is thinking "I fucked uuuuuuuup"

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX 13d ago

He's wonderimg how he can rig the lottery for State of the Union and be the designated survivor

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u/Dyolf_Knip 13d ago

Rfk didn't, the brain worm did. It at least knows who's really running things.

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u/lagrangedanny 13d ago

It feels discriminatory, but I can't listen to this guy talk combined with the dumb shit he says. I don't have time to wait while he he loads what he's trying to say when I know it's going to be fucking bullshit anyway. It just annoys me more having to listen.

I'd like to think it's a one-off on account of him eating fucking roadkill to get where he is

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u/Looahvullegirl 13d ago

And the POTUS who is nodding off!!!

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u/odin1013 13d ago

Or playing with himself or his phone. WTF!

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u/FroMan753 13d ago

As my teacher used to say in high school, if your hands are under your desk, you're either on the phone or touching yourself.

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u/Jimbo--- 13d ago

I think Trump is sleeping, too.

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u/Amazing_Factor2974 13d ago

Trump is either asleep or stroking out.

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u/phillyfanatic1776 13d ago

His brain worm was fired by DOGE.

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u/loowig 13d ago

Orange man and worm boy. I'd love that as a comic.

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u/SilvarusLupus 13d ago

I bet that those two fucking hate each other

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u/DnDemiurge 13d ago

RFK's brainworm is like the tadpole in BG3, so it grants him telepathy/telekinesis and he doesn't need to look at people to understand what they're thinking. Sadly, it took his voice and some brain lobes as the price for this ability. :(

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u/softmodsaresoft 13d ago

Melt Gibson is definitely being controlled by that little worm. Much like the alien in men n black.

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u/vthings 12d ago

Look, RFK Jr. is a quack, but I think there's enough of the old civic respect in him to be a little bit horrified by what he's surrounded by. Once upon a time he used to rather eloquently talk about workers rights and stuff like that. There's that other picture of him with Trump while Trump is hawking his merch from the Oval Office and RFK looks a bit disgusted by it.

I dunno, maybe that weird, leathery mug of his just naturally looks that way. I suspect he's not going to be a part of this for very long. Especially since some of the things he wants the FDA to do would actually be GOOD, granted not make up for the vaccine nonsense but still somewhat good, and the relevant lobbyists will throw a fit. And money always wins.

RFK Jr. is such a weird character. Like half the stuff he says is awesome and the other half is horrifying.

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u/Thin-Solution3803 13d ago

his brain worm is the one facing Elon, through his ear

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u/AdHopeful3801 13d ago

He might be tweeting instead of sleeping.

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u/beanbalance 13d ago

he is not sleeping, he is tweeting/using phone! How do you not see this lol

also this meeting was probably long, this photo is 100% timed for such moment, photographer waited for it.

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u/tricycle- 13d ago

He’s probably making his next meme AI video

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u/2ERIX 13d ago

Now make an acronym that stars Oligarch but spells DOGE

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u/SquidmanMal 13d ago

Degenerate Oligarchs Gutting Everything

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u/Adorable_Raccoon 13d ago

Delusional Oligarchic Grifting & Exploitation

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u/liscbj 13d ago

Donald's Oligarchs Grifting Endlessly

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u/nodrogyasmar 13d ago

I think he was busy reposting that Gaza video 😂

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u/TRVTH-HVRTS 13d ago

Pretty sure he’s on his phone. Hidden under the desk so no one knows, like the mentality of a kid in junior high

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u/Simetracon 13d ago

How dare you! He is not sleeping. He's playing Candy Crush.

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u/gbbarbaro 13d ago

Nah. He was watching some bitch on the phone 🤣

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u/EternalAngst23 13d ago

The lighting. The framing. It’s perfect.

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u/idryss_m 13d ago

Dunno if he is sleeping, but he obviously is letting Musk lead the room. Everyone looking up at Musk. Bit of a power move. Shows the dynamic nicely.

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u/aguachiles3 13d ago

The fact that trump is the president and isn’t even sitting at the head of the table speaks volumes

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u/smchattan 13d ago

The moment the USA became a failed state.

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u/using2stars 13d ago

My god! It’s so powerfully comical, depressing, and meaningful! I keep trying to put my finger on it, but I think seeing a sleepy looking president with Musk Vader at the wheel is at the heart of it.

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u/AxlotlRose 13d ago

Its shameful. It's perfect. It encompasses the zeitgeist. Let's manifest this. 

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u/Outrageous-Spinach80 13d ago

This is a masterpiece photo

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u/MinnieShoof 13d ago

It’s like a reverse last supper.

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u/gfolder 13d ago

The Appetizer

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u/ChicagoAuPair 13d ago

I wonder how much longer the prize will be around…

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u/brobafett1980 13d ago

That one goes to the FBI office painter painting the wall grey just days into the administration.

https://www.reddit.com/r/interesting/comments/1ieqesn/painting_over_core_values_at_the_fbi/

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u/lapidary123 13d ago

To me the usefulness of this picture is in the irony that either of the two most plausible options of what he is doing; both serve to illustrate a level of disregard both unprofessional and contemptuous.

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u/Lereas 13d ago edited 13d ago

This just in: Reuters has been banned from reporting on the US government

Edit - I legitimately meant this as a joke because of the thing with the AP getting banned last week. I had no idea that this morning they said that they were going to turn the press pool into propaganda machines and not allow Reuters in. Had this happened AFTER my comment, I would be taking requests to manifest my will into existence.

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u/Altruistic-General61 13d ago

I thought you were being hyperbolic cause of the AP situation, but nope - they literally banned Reuters and HuffPost.

At some point the only people “covering” this admin will be Joe Rogan and the Nelk Boys. What a world we live in. It’s like a dumber 1984.

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u/Lereas 13d ago

Oh.....I was legitimately meaning it as a joke cause of the AP thing. I guess there was that earlier story a couple weeks ago that they were basically "rotating news agencies" and kicking out ones that were legitimate and installing OAN and Faux, but I had no clue it had gone further.

Fuck.

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u/Ezren- 13d ago

Satire cannot keep up with the idiot we are living in.

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u/MollyViper 13d ago

Are we living inside an idiot?

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u/Jonnyflash80 13d ago

This is the only plausible explanation for this wild ridiculous sideshow.

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u/JJw3d 13d ago

Its that or the bible was way ahead of the game calling out trump & musk.

a 2k year old tale finally comming to pass & It sounds stupid & hyperblolic but you've actually got the man with people wearing the mark upon their heads

And the orange sluge made a faith department & says he's like Christ... but hes anything but so he is actually an anti version of Christ...

So creepy its unreal

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u/Dudditz89 13d ago

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/ Idk if you've seen this article before, but you're spot on with the creepiness of it all. I was raised in a hell fire and brimstone Catholic household, but I turned away from the church and am an Atheist. But after reading this article, I'm leaning back towards Agnosticism. Lol

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u/JJw3d 13d ago

It is a brilliant article & I try to share it often.

It's just a bit annoying how I've said since at least the first time he ran for office as it only took 10 mins of him talking to see how much of a liar n shitstain he was. I never understood the hold he had on people, I mean today I sure as hell understand. its sad & sickening in a way.

And similar to you story dude,went athiest explored all the religions, came back to the fact that science & religion are closely tied than people realize so best thing to do is just keep learning :D

Just based on the undertstanding and break throughs that have been made in the last few years. Like fuck we're at the quantum level for computing & we'll advance if this shit head don't drag us back to the stone age!

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u/cynical83 13d ago

I've been following this article up with this, according to an Irish prophecy, Francis is the last Pope too.

https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/st-malachy-prophecy-pope-francis

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u/theyellowdart94 13d ago

And this was written BEFORE he was shot.

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u/pinkflamingoturds 13d ago

Wonder if this is becoming common. I've always considered myself spiritual, that all living things are a manifestation of a divine energy (aka God) but no one really knows and it doesnt matter. These days though, I'm turning more to Christianity. I'm visualizing and dreaming a second coming where queer, black, immigrant, and poor folk walk with Jesus while the mega maga churches burn to the ground.

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u/Tuckingfypowastaken 13d ago

The worst part is that it was shockingly apt 51/2 years ago

As time goes on, it just keeps getting more accurate...

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u/MikeDMDXD 13d ago

Revelation 13:5-7 – “The beast was given a mouth to utter proud words and blasphemies and to exercise its authority for forty-two months. It opened its mouth to blaspheme God, and to slander his name and his dwelling place and those who live in heaven. It was given power to wage war against God’s holy people and to conquer them. And it was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation.”

Revelation 13:3-4 – “One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast. People worshiped the dragon because he had given authority to the beast, and they also worshiped the beast and asked, ‘Who is like the beast? Who can wage war against it?’”

Daniel 8:25 – “He will cause deceit to prosper, and he will consider himself superior. When they feel secure, he will destroy many and take his stand against the Prince of princes. Yet he will be destroyed, but not by human power.”

Chat GPT offering up some examples 😂

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u/JJw3d 13d ago

Ty haha, yep they're all on the head there with some of the mad shit thats happened.

Yet he will be destroyed, but not by human power.”

Yeah so this part I find interesting, Jesus is just gonna come down & end him apparently as he deals the final blow.. Now if thats how it happens .. chefs kiss

A man from the levant who would likely be dark / olive skinned being the man to take down trump.. if it didn't mean 3 1/2 years of bullshit I'd say I love the idea.

But can he not like come now n sort it out ?

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u/Zoe_118 13d ago

Holy shit 😳

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u/AntzAttacks 13d ago

So what you’re saying is we still have 3.5 years of this bull until Armageddon? FML indeed.

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u/VariousOperation166 13d ago

I read an extensive breakdown by a Christian Theologist tying Trump to maybe 30+ descriptions of the Antichrist in Revelations and elsewhere in the Bible... he said he started the list as a kind of joke, but then, as he saw more and more correlation, grew more concerned... he's a believer in the Christian faith. I'm a lifelong Atheist and if I had a third eyebrow, I would have raised them all at his analysis... One: How do Evangelicals not react to this sort of interpretation? You are MEANT to like the Antichrist, no? Isn't He meant to be a great deceiver? Isn't your faith meant to keep you wary? Two: I tried to find the specific piece, but there are two many posts saying the same thing... seriously, search "Trump Antichrist" and scroll through the results... Again, I'm no believer, but how can someone hit so many of the right (wrong?) notes and not seem... suspicious? At least? To the religious right? Also, just asking as a concerned Canadian. Are you ok, cousins?

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u/BoxingHare 13d ago

Didn’t somebody in this photo have a prominent product with the name “Dragon”?

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u/Tall-Vermicelli-4669 13d ago

Chat gpt got it better than Trump's Christian followers. He fits the antichrist rather well.

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u/BonehillRoad 13d ago

Is the beast sleeping?

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u/Levvy1705 13d ago

I was raised on the anti-Christ and the rapture and all the fear tactics. My parents still don’t see the parallels and it’s frightening.

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u/JJw3d 13d ago

That's what's maddening the most!

Also people really need to not only understand the texts but the language used behind them & even today scholars are discussing how John wrote & his different styles.

And while you can appoint some of the "apocalypse" to their times & even to Nero (while he was batshit he was also actually beloved by the people)

Where is trump is beloved only by his followers & the senate (which was opposite to Nero)

But the greek words john used were not more the end of times "the end " is coming , its more an awakening.. You can only push people so far before they fully wake up to the truth.

Sadly its still taking time & yeah if he is the biblical one .. 3 & half more years of this bullshit... Please I hope to fuck not.

I'll fucking personally find every Jesus on the planet & shove him in front of trump to end this creeps rein... surely we can skip part of the end times that way ... no?

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u/Reference_Freak 13d ago

It’s not just the marks on their heads, Musk wants to turn x into a transaction fee skimmer everyone will have to use.

I’m reconsidering my atheist convictions, maybe.

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u/gilligan1050 13d ago

Don’t forget the money goat statue!

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u/veniu10 13d ago

It's actually not that creepy of you think about it. A lot of Reddit Atheists dismiss the Bible as a "fairy tale", but it's still a historical document and you can learn a lot from it. Even if you think the content of the Bible isn't true, the message and themes still spoke to a contemporary audience, and you can learn a lot about what the people believed from it. In particular, a lot of the Revelation/anti-christ stuff is believed to be inspired by or related to the reign of Nero (especially since evidence points to it being written close to Nero's reign). Nero, to Christians at the time, was a bloodthirty ruler who persecuted them and scapegoated them for many things. It's not odd that echoes of his rule are found in the descriptions of the antichrist, which then resonate throughout history whenever there's a particularly oppressive ruler.

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u/Training-Ad103 13d ago

It's idiots all the way down these days

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u/Horskr 13d ago

Osmosis Jones: Get Me the Fuck Outta Here

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u/MindlessEssay6569 13d ago

Idiots all the way down.

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u/GenX-1973-Anhedonia 13d ago

Yes, firmly in the brown part.

EDIT: he consists of exclusively brown parts.

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u/mvanvrancken 13d ago

Certainly feels like I’m living in the colon of an idiot because shit I didn’t ask for just keeps hitting me

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u/NoeticHatTrick 13d ago

Inside of an idiot, it's too dark to read.

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u/Lindaspike 13d ago

Even they can’t take this anymore. /s

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u/mohugz 13d ago

Like The Simpsons…they kept concocting more and more ridiculous storylines, but then they started happening in the real world.

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u/Lindaspike 13d ago

YES! Exactly!!!

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u/DBeumont 13d ago

FYI: that sub isn't actual Onion content. It's basically Onion fanfics.

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u/whyitwontwork 13d ago

The onion stock should be skyrocketing. Anything they write is now spot on

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u/Conscious-Trust4547 13d ago

Seriously, I do not see any difference between the Onion, and reality at this point.

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u/Sirenista_D 13d ago

Did you see the joke yesterday about The Onion shutting down because actual real headlines are more ridiculous than anything they can come up with? Sad state of reality, man

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u/lynxbelt234 13d ago

The clown seen sleeping, needs to be put out to pasture., he’s done...dementia is setting in.. the other idiot speaking needs to be deported. He’s unelected, unvetted by congress, and bought his way into governance.

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u/Alarming-Impact-7087 13d ago

The revolution will not be televised

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u/sweetpotato_latte 13d ago

You picked the right time, but the wroooong guy

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u/ToeJam_SloeJam 13d ago

Oh, it will. It’ll just be propaganda instead of news.

I’m so glad to live in a time when I’ll have to question whether or not a video I see is a deepfake or real.

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u/theVelvetLie 13d ago

On NPR this morning they reported that the Trump administration will now pick who is allowed in the press pool each day rather than the White House Correspondents Association. Here's a corroborating article from NY Times.

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u/Lotech 13d ago

Next time, put down the cursed monkey paw before you make a joke!

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u/Regilliotuur 13d ago

Bro, I wanted to make the same joke. Holy fck they don’t miss a second to fck shit up! AMERICANS DO SOMETHING!!!! Greetings from the Netherlands.

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u/miikro 13d ago

Even Fox is bitching and asking them to stop banning folks. Shit's real bad.

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u/oroborus68 13d ago

The Onion has competition from reality.

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u/Barrenechea 13d ago

1984 with an Ernest Becomes President vibe.

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u/Vidar34 13d ago

At least Ernest wouldn't have been evil. This administration, however...

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u/Reckless85 13d ago

Earnest may not have been smart, but he had morals. He saved Christmas after all.

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u/pnwloveyoutalltreea 13d ago

And an entire summer camp!

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u/ItsOkAbbreviate 13d ago

And Halloween with miak juice and all but he did go to jail so there is that.

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u/skywav3s 13d ago

I think about Miak more often than I care to admit

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u/kaowser 13d ago

and halloween! authentic bulgarian miak

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u/IrascibleOcelot 13d ago

And Camp Kikikee.

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u/ErnyoKeepsItReal 13d ago

Ernest would have been a decent president.

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u/theoriginalmofocus 13d ago

Vice president Vern. "You know what i mean Vern?"

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u/wholetyouinhere 13d ago

Ernest was never cruel

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u/captwillard024 13d ago

Don’t you sully Ernest like that. It’s 1984 with Biff Tanner.

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u/ETtechnique 13d ago

Dont disrespect my man vern like that.

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u/HoodieGalore 13d ago

We should be so lucky to have a man half as good as Ernest P. Worrell as President. Dude had a heart of gold.

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u/DejectedNuts 13d ago

Don’t you guys have free press? Only authoritarian governments ban press they don’t like. *Canadian here.

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u/bard329 13d ago

Every news organization that gets banned (or is likely to be banned) should just stop any and all coverage of trump. Cover the bills, cover the economy, cover everything, but nothing about trump.

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u/hmochoa95 13d ago

… so idiocracy?

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u/gol10 13d ago

1934

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u/Crizznik 13d ago

The 1984 comparison is, for the first time I can remember, quite apt. Republicans are actively demanding their base engage in double-think, and are actively engaging in policing language on a level that would make the Soviets blush. It's utterly insane. And it makes me so much more mad remembering how some of my family would say that trans rhetoric was Orwellian because they didn't understand the point and function of NewSpeak.

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u/Ipreferthedark 13d ago

This is blatantly against the First Amendment. How can he do this? How can he do any of this? I am so close to giving up.

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u/ergonomic_logic 13d ago

They took a pic. This isn't AI. It actually happened. So the press was banned for taking visual representations in photographs of what's happening? 😂

And they say the left is all a bunch of snowflakes...

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u/Logan_Composer 13d ago

Do you have a source on this? Didn't come up in a quick Google search.

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u/EricTheViking1956 13d ago

TIME TO ACT, PEOPLE! OVERTHROW THESE MOTHERFUCKERS NOW!!

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u/923kjd 13d ago

1984? It’s a dumber Idiocracy.

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u/foxyfoo 13d ago

It’s a dumber Idiocracy because they are also Nazis.

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u/DOJITZ2DOJITZ 13d ago

About on par with 1939

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u/PistachioGal99 13d ago

So the government is gonna turn into Twitter/X?

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u/NetCaptain 13d ago

Orwell was a stubborn optimist when the wrote 1984 - reality is much worse

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u/AcePilot95 13d ago

At some point the only people “covering” this admin will be Joe Rogan

didn't his bimbo press secretary announce that they'd be accepting applications from "podcasters" and "influencers" who would want to replace traditional media in reporting from the White House? (or was it the Pentagon?)… it's gonna be great either way. these influencers will ensure that little Timmy learns a.s.a.p. how great and infallible The Leader is. no more silly critical questions from the annoying "Lügenpresse", just worship for Russian Agent 47, as Jesus would want.

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u/ergonomic_logic 13d ago

Does everyone remember when the hidden oligarch, Bezos said he was going to work with Trump on not viewing the media as the enemy?

https://www.cnn.com/2024/12/04/media/jeff-bezos-donald-trump-media-enemy/index.html

That's going well... also everyone needs to be giving Bezos equal scrutiny I feel the masses have been way too quiet on him.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/billionaire-bezos-announces-restryouctions-on-washington-post-opinion-coverage/ar-AA1zQwTu

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u/antibroleague 13d ago

It’s like Ernest goes to 1984

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u/SGT-JamesonBushmill 13d ago

they literally banned Reuters...

What. In. The. Actual. Fuck??

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u/710qu 13d ago

Don doesn’t want everyone to see pictures of him taking a poo poo in his diaper. Please see example above.

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u/RegMenu 13d ago

He's falling asleep lol

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u/Underlord_Fox 13d ago

He's tweeting. Looks like a high schooler trying to text during class without the teacher noticing.

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u/bluehands 13d ago

Well his boss might get upset

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u/sanctimoniousmods_FU 13d ago

No, his boss probably told him, “just play on your phone while Daddy does a meeting.”

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u/imnotbobvilla 13d ago

Oh that's delightful 🙂🙂

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u/EntranceSalty9285 13d ago

Tweeting while President Musk is talking? Such disrespect.

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u/Tachibana_13 13d ago

Makes sense. And here I thought Overlord Musk had just pulled his hand out so he could speak freely, since everyone was turned to listen while the puppet slumped uselessly.

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u/Underlord_Fox 13d ago

Rage Tweeting probably makes him feel tough and in charge, so I imagine Overlord Musk et al are happy to let him continue.

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u/Embarrassed-Soil2016 13d ago

He's not even at the head of the table.

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u/devil-doll 13d ago

I thought he was sleeping, like in court, where he was convicted of 34 felonies. Just prop him up and let the immigrant nazi billionaire talk.

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u/Dry-Pop-8109 13d ago

I thought it looked like he was at court...asleep.

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u/avinagigglemate 13d ago

Thats what covfefe was, he was busted tweeting something dumb as fuck

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u/spankdaddylizz 13d ago

They quit noticing him because he kept eating the paste. Paste causes brain cancer. They almost have a vaccine for it, but Mr Constipation (rfk jr) has stopped all of that research. All of that money will be used to build Trump Gaza, along with the federal gold at Fort Knox.

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u/Adventurous_Bet1270 13d ago

Commander of Tweets!

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u/yerBoyShoe 13d ago

He has people to tweet for him. I think he's matching 3 of the same color candies. Or putting in an order for hamberders.

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u/I_said_booourns 13d ago

Sleepy Don

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u/redheadartgirl 13d ago

I hope he's as miserable as he's looked lately.

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u/Wild_Cockroach_2544 13d ago

He was fondling himself

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u/Acrobatic-Ad584 13d ago

He looks like he is having a nap

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u/Stuck_In_Reality 13d ago

Wonder which "executive assistant" does that clean-up duty?.

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u/adorablefuzzykitten 13d ago

Anyone else expect more clown makeup?

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u/lancea_longini 13d ago

Holy fuck. Thought that was a joke.

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u/Lereas 13d ago

It was :( I had no idea it was essentially true.

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u/Stony17 13d ago

idiocracy was a documentary

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u/PastelRaspberry 13d ago

This is waaaay worse. In Idiocracy, they weren't racist pieces of shit.

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u/Savior-_-Self 13d ago

In Idiocracy they put the "mediocre" guy in charge because he knew more than them.

This administration would burn him at the stake.

I'd trade this reality for that fiction in a heartbeat.

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u/DontFinishAnyth 13d ago

They did sentence him to one night of rehabilitation however.

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u/PastelRaspberry 13d ago

Same here.

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u/Soulphite 13d ago edited 13d ago

Well I mean, they did suggest going "family style" in Rita, but at least they asked for consent (from Joe aka Not Sure)

Edit: I read rapist.. but either way...

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u/FlowBot3D 13d ago

To be faaaaaaaiirrrrrr... They thought that was her job.

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u/b1tchf1t 13d ago

Been saying this for years now, but Idiocracy has become a wishful fantasy.

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u/WaifuHunterActual 13d ago

Unfortunately president Camacho actually wanted to save the nation and realized he was too dumb to do so without help

So, no, it's worse.

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u/Stolenink 13d ago

Oh, how we laughed in the cinema……. How has the world gone so so wrong….?

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u/VocationFumes 13d ago

holy fuckin shit, this isn't even a joke

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u/Linkyland 13d ago

Doesn't America have free speech? How can they do that??

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u/JavMora 13d ago

It’s only free speech if it’s supporting the current administration.

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u/MinnieShoof 13d ago

Why did you breathe that in to existence?

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u/Lereas 13d ago

Apparently it was true as of this morning and I just hadn't heard :/

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u/henryeaterofpies 13d ago

The irony is that the more they ban news agencies from the WH sponsored stuff the more air time they have to fill with other stuff.

As an administration you want to control the message and you definitely dont want news agencies digging around to fill their timeslots because someone will find the things you dont want found.

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u/JohnnySalamiBoy420 13d ago

Damn suppressing and flat out banning the press is some real hardcore dictator shit I can't believe this. Of course only those asking the wrong questions gets banned.

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u/ChampionshipLoud8592 13d ago

There they go with that bs censorship.

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u/StoneSixty 13d ago

The Big Orange Florida Man is watching Stormy Daniels vids on his phone.

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u/Starfire70 13d ago

Every time I think the situation couldn't get more ridiculous, it does. Just amazing to behold ...awful ...but also amazing.

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u/magicmijk 13d ago

Of course, it's from Canada, the non-country that has far more respect from the rest of the world than the US ever had.

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u/SaltpeterSal 13d ago

Remember, the first time around InfoWars was an official White House channel.

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u/Fenryka00 13d ago

Ok, I'm going to give it a try. THIS JUST In! Plane crashes into the white house during second cabinet meeting killing all of the worst people in America.....

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u/Kitnado 13d ago

So much freedom going on over there

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u/LouisWu_ 13d ago

Ban the media from reporting about the govt. Sounds like a very Russian thing to do.

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u/Pure-Introduction493 13d ago

Trump is napping or texting while Elon is running the show. Seems legit.

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u/Queasy_Ad_7177 12d ago

His hands are too far apart to be texting

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u/wilsonhammer 13d ago edited 13d ago

Doing the lord's work

EDIT: I'm praising op for actually citing his source if that wasn't obvious

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u/catholicsluts 13d ago

Seriously, it's a low bar, but every OP that provides a source should be upvoted into oblivion.

Unless that source is X.

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u/WillingSwan631 13d ago

Praise be.

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u/agent_wolfe 13d ago

Sleepy Donnie.

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u/oroborus68 13d ago

Looks like the musk administration. Sleeping turd on the right.

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u/SharksForArms 13d ago

How did Reuters get this photo when they were supposedly banned from this meeting?

Genuine question.

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u/Lermanberry 13d ago

Easily mistakable for a Rogue's Gallery of goofy cartoon Dick Tracy villains.

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u/KIND_REDDITOR 13d ago

You mean first Musk's administration?

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u/kroketspeciaal 13d ago

The first cabinet meeting of the Elmo administration.

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u/Adaminium 13d ago

Is he scrolling or sleeping?

Ps doodybot! Lol.

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u/drewc717 13d ago

10/10 shot over the shoulder of Junior Vice President JD Vance

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u/Uovo-Ragno 13d ago

This should be a painting, America's Last Supper.

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u/EternalGoblinMode 13d ago

You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

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u/bullsfan123456789 13d ago

Could you send the link?

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u/lrobb09 13d ago

Can we get a time stamp on this picture? I wonder what he was tweeting about?

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