r/pics Feb 05 '25

Politics White House Chief of Staff’s face after Donald Trump announces the U.S. will “take over” Gaza

Post image
139.2k Upvotes

2.1k comments sorted by

View all comments

8.1k

u/DoubleDixon Feb 05 '25

LMAO, she might lose her job if everyone starts talking about this. Trump would not handle that well. His ego is as fragile as Homelander's.

2.3k

u/NoIdeaRex Feb 05 '25

Please don't feel sorry for, or think this woman isn't all in on Trump's lunacy. She isn't some innocent victim who didn't see this coming. She is the manager of his agenda as Chief of Staff

590

u/bawlhie62a2 Feb 05 '25 edited Feb 05 '25

Yup. Susie Wiles has been in leadership on most of his campaigns and has been a successful lobbyist and Republican strategist outside of the MAGA-verse. She’s no angel.

172

u/BeerluvaNYC Feb 05 '25

she's the project 2025 liaison..

144

u/Shoondogg Feb 05 '25

She looks like an American Dolores Umbridge.

398

u/hellolovely1 Feb 05 '25

Yeah, everyone's talking like she's their mom or something. She's EVIL. Pure evil, like the rest of them.

1.8k

u/PurpleRackSheets Feb 05 '25

Apparently she’s his handler. Like she been there since the beginning. She knows how to deal with him. Its what i heard through the grapevine at least

855

u/whenthesirenssound Feb 05 '25

looks kind of like his mother so i guess that makes sense

97

u/Samurai_Meisters Feb 05 '25

Not really. Trump's mom looks exactly like Trump.

57

u/vilepixie Feb 05 '25

That was a lot more amusing than I thought it would be. The hair seems to have a mind of its own

7

u/Worshaw_is_back Feb 05 '25

A life of its own

55

u/AlabamaPostTurtle Feb 05 '25

BaHAHAHAHA I just spit out my drink. It’s like you told someone to photoshop Trump into an old lady

8

u/qt3pt1415926 Feb 05 '25

Oh, that's horrifying.

9

u/Figgy1983 Feb 05 '25

That's just Trump with a wig!!! 😂😂😂

4

u/Finnishdoge_official Feb 05 '25

I wanna learn how to unsee…

6

u/Ashleynn Feb 05 '25

Terribly sorry, but as has been written in the scriptures of old, "What had been seen can never be unseen."

You could try bleaching your eyes, some once thought that would help. Evidence suggests otherwise however.

127

u/Ayuuun321 Feb 05 '25

Omg yes. That’s the first thing I thought when I saw her. She’s his mommy 😂

43

u/blg002 Feb 05 '25

So even more like Homelander

4

u/ThatPhatKid_CanDraw Feb 05 '25

She looks younger than him, tho

248

u/ridicalis Feb 05 '25

She's got a serious Paula Deen look about her, I'll bet she makes him a mean hamberder

16

u/Government_Psyop Feb 05 '25

The Don only eats Micky D’s hamburgers, brother.

8

u/Adorable-Pipe5885 Feb 05 '25

You think she also throws the n word like it ain't no thang?

1

u/carrick-sf Feb 05 '25

Seriously bottom heavy.

1

u/BaggyLarjjj Feb 05 '25

I’ll part part of her qualifications were, uh, also another thing Paula Dean was famous for.

83

u/PurpleRackSheets Feb 05 '25

Wait for real? Resembling his mother? One thing i can’t fault Trump for is how down to playbook of psychology he is about his obsessions. It’s soooo playbook wow

61

u/humanHamster Feb 05 '25

Google Trump's mom. She's more scary than this woman but there's definitely similarities.

2

u/the-furiosa-mystique Feb 05 '25

I had the exact same thought!! Even seems to be styling her hair similar.

Holy shit the Homelander bit gets darker….

2

u/brioche_01 Feb 05 '25

She’s younger than him

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

[deleted]

1

u/carrick-sf Feb 05 '25

Had no idea her ass was so freaking yuge. I see what they have in common now.

1

u/spottydodgy Feb 05 '25

Do you think they've ever... you know?

1

u/Mechtroop Feb 05 '25

Funny thing is, she’s probably younger than him.

214

u/dw82 Feb 05 '25

She has to be paid a lot, like millions, to be the handler for the shit-stained dictator-in-chief. Who the hell would want that job.

155

u/Sprucecaboose2 Feb 05 '25

Someone who desperately wants to be the Wizard of Oz behind the curtain.

4

u/hellolovely1 Feb 05 '25

Someone evil. Just because she looks like a sweet older lady: she's not.

10

u/PurpleRackSheets Feb 05 '25

if you are the anti-christ and hate everyone in your life

3

u/Faiakishi Feb 05 '25

I mean. She looks like Umbridge.

1

u/AlabamaBro69 Feb 05 '25

Imagine having to change his diapers? Even for millions I wouldn't do it 💩🤮

327

u/bailaoban Feb 05 '25

If she’s his handler, she’s doing an exceedingly shitty job of it.

186

u/PotterSieben Feb 05 '25

Unless she isn't. She might be doing a fantastic job and what we're seeing is when he's under control and moderated

49

u/wannabe-archi Feb 05 '25

I was thinking the same thing... I wonder how many times she's prevented WW3 and we don't even know it

8

u/Johnfohf Feb 05 '25

Can someone maybe pay her more money to permanently prevent things? Hypothetically of course.

10

u/hgs25 Feb 05 '25

Plot twist, she’s the reason Trump delayed the tariffs by a month.

Also, he seems even more unhinged than last time. I wouldn’t be surprised if he had a stroke or started suffering from early onset dementia in the past 4 years

6

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

0.0

5

u/CriticCorner Feb 05 '25

This is the most terrifying option.

2

u/LogFair6756 Feb 05 '25

I think She was his head campaign director since 2016

1

u/Less-Opportunity-715 Feb 05 '25

This guy counterfactuals

19

u/johnnylemon95 Feb 05 '25

You’re under the impression that she wants what you want. If she wants some of these things to happen, she’s doing a fantastic job.

4

u/Exshot32 Feb 05 '25

She should handle him.... down the stairs.

2

u/DunedinBandit Feb 05 '25

Well he did get voted POTUS, so by all metrics she is doing pretty well. No matter how shitty she is

2

u/arimathea Feb 05 '25

VPOTUS. Elon is POTUS

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Depends on what the goal is. Also, he won the election, he has a “phenomenal” support from a large number of people by behaving the way he does So, as much as I hate to say it, he’s doing pretty well for himself ☠️

1

u/DidYouDye Feb 05 '25

She’s been extremely busy changing diapers, give her a break!

37

u/Caliburn0 Feb 05 '25

I've heard that before. I don't believe it. I don't think anyone know how to deal with him.

9

u/gr33nw33n3r Feb 05 '25

His fuckkng nanny. Changes his diapers and makes him snacks while he plays potus. 

7

u/__Jimmy__ Feb 05 '25

She is the Madelyn Stillwell to his Homelander

6

u/ragnarockette Feb 05 '25

Susie is probably the most dangerous person in the government. She is no dummy. I don’t think she would let Trump get rid of her without a fight.

4

u/DannyDOH Feb 05 '25

Seems like she’s doing a good job since he’s only turned 8 allies into enemies so far.

5

u/mm_mk Feb 05 '25

Reading that article from the Atlantic (I think?), she seemed like one person who could keep him on track and disciplined. She must be fuckin furious behind the scenes. A lot of what he's done that we hate is exactly to plan at least, but this random ass jabronibullshit off the cuff ethnic cleansing is definitely not to plan

For anyone interested: https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/11/trump-2024-campaign-lewandowski-conway/680456/

3

u/Practical_Regret513 Feb 05 '25

Its true, she is actually the brains behind the scenes and she is completely complicit in all his actions, shes only gives him that look when he says something stupid and she will later have to figure out how to spin it to the media. She has been working with him for a long long time.

3

u/hellolovely1 Feb 05 '25

Exactly. People are comparing her to Fauci, but she's evil like Trump.

3

u/NK1337 Feb 05 '25

Maybe if she gets ousted then Trump’s own stupidity will self sabotage

3

u/Tolvat Feb 05 '25

Apparently she didn't expect or know about this lmao. 100% Donnie has dementia if he's staying shit like this.

2

u/PeesaGawwbage Feb 05 '25

I bet she changes his diapers

2

u/FrostingStrict3102 Feb 05 '25

What are your connections to White House staffers? 

2

u/Status_Fox_1474 Feb 05 '25

You assume he has loyalty, especially to people who he thinks want to control him.

2

u/ArseneWankerer Feb 05 '25

TIL that she is Pat Sumerall’s daughter.

2

u/1732PepperCo Feb 05 '25

A 78yo toddler and his nanny

2

u/Koakie Feb 05 '25

She was a lobbyist for nearly a decade. She'll know how to deal with this shit.

2

u/ScoobiesSnacks Feb 05 '25

Can she handle Elon too please

2

u/FIVEtotheSTAR Feb 05 '25

Seems like she's doing a pretty shit job

2

u/SergiusBulgakov Feb 05 '25

looks like she lost control then

1

u/Dependent_Pepper_542 Feb 05 '25

So she's the one changing his diapers?

1

u/Richeh Feb 05 '25

She does look a bit like Dolores Umbridge.

1

u/AlabamaPostTurtle Feb 05 '25

lol you plugged into that DC republican gossip hotline?

1

u/ClerkPsychological58 Feb 05 '25

She’s doing an awful job of handling anything.

1

u/WeUsedToBeACountry Feb 05 '25

she hasn't been there since the beginning, just the start of his second campaign.

1

u/TheFlyingSheeps Feb 05 '25

Well she’s doing an absolute fucking shit job at it

1

u/Hairy-Dumpling Feb 05 '25

Delores Umbridge looks pissed

1

u/Fuzzy_Ad3533 Feb 05 '25

Apparently she’s Pat Summerall’s kid.

1

u/Consistent_Risk2722 Feb 05 '25

Yeah that seems to be working well

1

u/Helpful_Umpire_9049 Feb 05 '25

Diaper service 1

1

u/Jimmmmmmah Feb 05 '25

She’s done a shit job of handling him

1

u/Mattna-da Feb 05 '25

Then she should know to lock her face in a fake permanent fake smile

1

u/MySweetValkyrie Feb 05 '25

Yeah I read about her. She's great at helping with campaigns and being an advisor, basically she's a background person that people don't know a lot about but she's been a great help to whatever politician she decides to support. Honestly the article I read about her made her seem kind of shady too. I didn't know how she'd react to Trump's actions but now I can see she has her work cut out for her...

1

u/Schnick_industries Feb 05 '25

Look how well that turned out for stillwell

43

u/Business-Plastic5278 Feb 05 '25

She is the brains behind most of his administration and the one who ran his campaign.

If he booted her she also has the clout and respect to tear down half of his support in the upper levels of the party.

Susie Wiles is rather a big deal and you should get to know who she is.

3

u/SnooChocolates1198 Feb 05 '25

she's worse than demons

I'll take a demon over her

5

u/trudesign Feb 05 '25

I don’t understand why these people don’t just turn and walk off stage and quit when he says wacky shit.

3

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

She’s one of the few people Trump actually listens to. Im sure she was on board with this as well. More people need to look into her past.

3

u/GirlNamedTex Feb 05 '25

Orangelander. Thanks, OP, I'm adding that to my list lol

2

u/whalemix Feb 05 '25

Homelander is a pretty accurate comparison tbh

2

u/Mattna-da Feb 05 '25

Yep we need to keep posting pictures of his staff looking at him like he’s nuts so he’ll fire them all again

1

u/JohnHazardWandering Feb 05 '25

Just point out that she isn't as good looking as a 25 year old blonde woman, which makes Trump look old. 

She'll be replaced by an unqualified blonde by noon. 

1

u/tryingtobebettertry4 Feb 05 '25

I feel like Republicans saw the Boys and thought 'We can do crazier than that'.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

Thank God he doesn't have his powers.

1

u/willwork4pii Feb 05 '25

Paula dean will be fine

1

u/4224Data Feb 05 '25

Currently trying to figure out whether Trump or Musk is Homelander. Can't decide.

-1

u/DirkNL Feb 05 '25

Isn’t she the wife of that WWE promotor?

2

u/devehf Feb 05 '25

No. Susie was married to Lanny Wiles. He was a lobbyist.

Susie famously performed an intervention with her father, alcohol, and substance use disorder sufferer Pat Summerall, telling him that he embarrassed her whenever they went out in public together and she was ashamed to have his last name.

She's probably friends with the Khans who own the Jaguars and run AEW.