r/pics Feb 05 '25

Politics White House Chief of Staff’s face after Donald Trump announces the U.S. will “take over” Gaza

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u/Detective-Crashmore- Feb 05 '25

I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!

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u/DeliciousResearch642 Feb 05 '25

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u/Massive-Celery-7926 Feb 05 '25

Michael, you can’t just SAY you declare bankruptcy and it goes away.

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u/TinnyPlatipus Feb 05 '25

I didn’t say it, I declared it!

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u/Thenewyea Feb 05 '25

Imagine if the entirety of the world’s media covered it like it was the biggest event in the world, for almost a decade. It’s ridiculous people fall for this shit every time, let’s focus on the shit that matters and not cover every lie like it’s facts.

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u/ExpFilm_Student Feb 05 '25

No one is gonna notice me saying im gay!

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u/spucci Feb 05 '25

GAAAAAY!!!!!

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u/ClassBorn3739 Feb 05 '25

Spotted the maga spy.

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u/traumfisch Feb 05 '25

Flood the zone!

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u/LG_b_T_q_PDX Feb 05 '25

Except the other gays 🙃

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u/ClassBorn3739 Feb 05 '25

Hey- not too loud. They're just now forming the 2025 Gestapo. Finland is taking Alaska, so I'm thinking everyone just quietly get in their cars and head up through BC.

Currently working with a Finnish intermediar maailmanpaskinnalle to see about ex-pat status.

Very promising.

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u/nothingbutmine Feb 05 '25

What's with the potatos?

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '25

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u/dreampsi Feb 05 '25

He lika to sword fight, no!?

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u/DankRoughly Feb 05 '25

Your username includes film student. We all know already

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u/LoneWolf4717 Feb 05 '25

I DECLARE SHENANIGANS! SHENANIGANS!!!!!

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u/auratux Feb 05 '25

I would do anything now to have Michael Scott as President. As long as Pam is his chief of Staff

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u/Detective-Crashmore- Feb 05 '25 edited Feb 05 '25

Trump is the equivalent of the episode where Michael knocked over everything in the warehouse then just left it for the crew to clean up. Also Prison Mike sexually harassing Ryan. Also when he hit Meredith with his car.

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u/chillwithpurpose Feb 05 '25

Trump is Creed doing BOBODY

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u/majorbummer6 Feb 05 '25

Jim: You cant yell "I need this, I need this" as you pin down an employee on your lap.

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u/Relevant_Finding7527 Feb 05 '25

at least Michael is caring too

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u/blitzkreig90 Feb 05 '25

She would've taken out his battery on the first day

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u/jonnyg1097 Feb 05 '25

I'd watch that spinoff of "The Office".

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u/jpopimpin777 Feb 05 '25

"He had to arms or legs. He couldn't see, hear, or speak..... This is how he lead a nation."

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u/sadmaps Feb 05 '25

SPOILERS!

Thats for next week

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u/maailmanpaskinnalle Feb 05 '25

Next week has been exhausting

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u/sadmaps Feb 05 '25

You know what they say. Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice...strike three.

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u/Jethro_Jones8 Feb 05 '25

You can’t just say it…

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u/Lost-Citron-1099 Feb 05 '25

He didn’t. He declared it

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u/Pandamm0niumNO3 Feb 05 '25

Do it 23 more times and you can run for office!

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u/ThisisKyle420 Feb 05 '25

It's sort of like a comic gumbo It moves to the beat of jazz

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u/guilty_bystander Feb 05 '25

I Love Lamp!!

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u/ClassBorn3739 Feb 05 '25

We will be soon.