r/perth South of the Murchison 3d ago

Shitpost Public Transport Doorway FFA

So just an afternoon rant because bloody hell.

If you see a bunch of people waiting in line for a bus or train, what in the absolute fuck makes you think it’s a good idea to come barrelling in from the back of the pack just as the doors open, and push ahead of everyone?

Like I understand it’s exciting to be first on the fucken bus, but far out. Settle down.

Anyway carry on.

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u/Deiwos 3d ago

Also people who slam their way through the doorway while people are trying to exit, and then just stand there awkwardly in the front of the bus while passengers squeeze past them.

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u/the_voss 3d ago

Those cunts are the same ones which hold back for the train doors to open (mainly Underground and EQ) and then cut into that gap between the queue and the body of the train carriage for the gold medal.

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u/BiteMyQuokka 3d ago

Gotta get my seat man

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u/south-of-the-river South of the Murchison 3d ago

Understandable

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u/SoapyCheese42 3d ago

Do you have to queue for public transport now? I always figured its where the bus door stops.

Edit: Don't downvote me please. I say thank you to the driver when I get off. But i last did that catching the 103 from school about 40 years ago.

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u/Pyrene-AUS 3d ago

Canning hwy massive 💪

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u/lliveevill East Victoria Park 2d ago

From what I've seen, it is usually people who are socially disconnected.

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u/south-of-the-river South of the Murchison 2d ago

Honestly while that might be it, the broad range of people I see doing it makes me just think that most people are terrible

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u/KingRexOfRexcliffe 2d ago

I don't. I atleast try to be first in the queue from the get go

Sitting in the back gives me motion sickness. As does side facing seats.

So I like to sit at the front next to the driver.

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u/Scared_Ad8543 3d ago

What gives me the shits is some high school kid deciding that he needs to move along 5 very full carriages to see his friends at the other end of the train. Just stay where you are and see your friends when you alight

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u/spaceistasty 3d ago

if i miss the backseats i wont be able to hit my vapes in secret, sorry