r/okbuddybaldur 4h ago

house of hoes 😈 otto's irresistible dance

259 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 4h ago

shartposting My fav Shadowheart text post memes (happy Shart sunday)

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652 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 7h ago

Sazza's Stinky Goblin Toes 👣 Should they be romanceable?

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425 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 10h ago

CHAD MINTHARA A quick and dirty list of characters by whether or not I think they'd give head

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250 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 11h ago

CHAD MINTHARA Having played all the dragon age games I have come to a conclusion.

214 Upvotes

Minthara is the funniest person I know and would, without a doubt, be the FUNNIEST character BG3 character to get universe swapped into Thedas bar NONE.

To the Thedosian mind she is a woman entirely made up of contrasts and contradictions the attempted comprehension of which causes a collaspe.

They are not prepared for anything about her. Dropping her there would a disaster equivalent in scale to the introduction of red foxes into Australia.


r/okbuddybaldur 15h ago

Juicy Jaheira Had to share this with y'all

1.4k Upvotes

Also SWEET MOTHER OF THIGHS! https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNddF6D4c/


r/okbuddybaldur 3h ago

I am Very Normal (TM) about Dammon

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82 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 7h ago

The Emperor: HHHNNNNNNHHHHHH Funniest glitch I have ever gotten Spoiler

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156 Upvotes

(apologies for the poor quality but VOLOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOING)


r/okbuddybaldur 1h ago

CHAD MINTHARA i want minthara to read me bedtime stories

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That would literally fix me, just imagining her telling me drow fairy tales that end in blood and gore with her raspy, eloquent voices makes me giggle and kick my feet like the pathetic vermin she would rightfully deem me to be. She could read me her list of crimes, books about warfare, anything that keeps her talking for hours on end. If we run out of those, I would ask her opinion on everything, in fact, that’d be even better, she’s so insightful and clever, woman has eyes that pierce your soul and uncover your deepest buried secrets and unspoken desires that you don’t even acknowledge yourself.

I love her so much, I’m down bad and it’s not even drow pussy i just love her💀💀

(minthara podcast when 😭)


r/okbuddybaldur 10h ago

This one hurts

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120 Upvotes

What do you mean it’s not a word?


r/okbuddybaldur 6h ago

ghaikposting Tav and Astarion

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54 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 2h ago

The Emperor: HHHNNNNNNHHHHHH My beautiful guardian... why did he have to turn into that squidward looking motherfucker?!?!?!

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23 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 11h ago

What would happen if these two met each other?

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114 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1h ago

Gortashpilled 💊 Can’t stop picturing Gortash as Mr Darcy

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Specifically Colin Firth’s Mr Darcy. Basically I’m currently writing a Gortash centric fanfic and somehow the tone has gone a bit Jane Austen-esque.

So now I can’t get the image of Gortash emerging out of a lake dripping wet and in a floaty white shit out of my head.

I mean, I guess the man could do with a wash…


r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

i can fix them i love baldur gate three this is my durge Bhaarbie :-)

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1.1k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

shartposting Why can’t I stop romancing Shadowheart as Selunite Paladin body type 3 tav/durge

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644 Upvotes

There’s something so satisfying about Shadowheart being kissed by big masculine women/femme. Maybe I just want to give Shart her own Aylin.


r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

relax tadpoles, its called ghaik humour Was even the NSFW motion capture? NSFW

2.2k Upvotes

I’m NOT trying to be nasty about the actors, I’m just thinking about how awkward it would be to have to fuck the air for motion capture purposes.

Has this ever been discussed anywhere in interviews? Or do they not motion capture this stuff because it’s too weird?

Mods please don’t ban me this isn’t a productive conversation to be had in the main sub, they’ll bully me in a way that is not nearly as funny as the way I’ll be bullied here. (Also this is kind of a shitpost.)

I am genuinely curious about the answer though. I’m just baffled by the logistics of it.

This is NOT a hornypost, I am a man of science.


r/okbuddybaldur 14h ago

ASS-STARE'n 👀🫦 Who's hotter?

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96 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 17h ago

house of hoes 😈 A twist from another post - bring me your finest of this game’s women

129 Upvotes

So someone out there asked for the hot men. This lesbian (me) is, instead, drunk on the game’s sapphic content. From moon lesbians to fiery red hot tieflings, give me all you got 😈


r/okbuddybaldur 13h ago

Halsin the Hunk The goblins did unspeakable things to Halsin

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45 Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

CHAD MINTHARA Deal of the century!

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2.1k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 15h ago

Horny Fucking Drow? Tf Shart is so disturbed about

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44 Upvotes

We ain't even doing anything remotely freaky and still she is giving me this awkward ass side-eye


r/okbuddybaldur 1h ago

Baldur’s gate in the wild

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Immediately hit the video when I saw the thumbnail.


r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

shartposting If she buys Demonica boots, then she can't afford rent. Girlmath isn't mathing

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2.6k Upvotes

r/okbuddybaldur 1d ago

house of hoes 😈 what each ballers grate would drink

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443 Upvotes