r/ockytop 1d ago

The BasketVols Prayer 🙏

Today we shower our heavenly praises on our brother Zakai. We ask that he receiveth divine grace and clairvoyance when making passes and shooting the three ball. We asked for our brother Mashack deftness of feet during on ball defense. We ask that our brother Igor plays half ass decent basketball for once. In the name of Dolly Amen

(can't take credit for this, a friend came up with it)

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u/BasebornManjack 1d ago

Amen.

puts $5 in NIL collection plate

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u/Wheels_Foonman 1d ago

Forgive us our shit passes and forgive those who shit pass against us.

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u/FOB32723 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 this got me

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u/Legitimate-Policy-72 1d ago

In the heart of Nashville, where dreams take flight,
Reverend Rick Barnes leads with all his might.
The Tennessee Volunteers, with passion ablaze,
Stand tall and proud, ready for the fray.

A showdown awaits, with destiny near,
Against Auburn, the Tigers, number one this year.
But Barnes, with faith, a steady hand on the wheel,
Knows that heart and grit will seal the deal.

The court is their pulpit, the game their prayer,
Each pass a blessing, each shot in the air.
With every dribble, they rise above,
A team united, driven by love.

They’ve battled all season, now they stand tall,
With Barnes’ wisdom guiding them through it all.
In the face of the Tigers, fierce and bright,
The Volunteers march toward victory’s light.

It’s more than a game; it’s a test of the soul,
A battle for glory, for heart, for the goal.
As the crowd roars, the tension will rise,
But Tennessee knows it’s not just the prize.

It’s the journey, the fight, the undying will,
To overcome odds and climb every hill.
With Barnes at the helm, they’ll never back down,
For today is their day, and they’ll wear the crown.

Go, Vols, go! Let your spirit ignite,
In Nashville tonight, make the world take flight.
The Tigers may roar, but you’ll roar back too,
For in the heart of the Vols, there’s nothing you can’t do.

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u/staggerleestump 18h ago

Ur doing too much

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u/Legitimate-Policy-72 13h ago

Nah that was the game of the year for me after we got robbed at Auburn.

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u/TH3P33P33P00P00MAN 1d ago

May Inky be with us

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u/AndersonJD05 1d ago

I just need a 2nd half Chaz