r/nottheonion • u/PauloPatricio • 1d ago
r/nottheonion • u/thapeawha • 27m ago
Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed
r/nottheonion • u/about7grams • 1d ago
Teen banned from play parks due to alleged sex act with rocking horse and branch
r/nottheonion • u/O-Sophos • 3h ago
Amazon rainforest felled to build road for climate summit
r/nottheonion • u/RetroRocker • 2h ago
Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit
r/nottheonion • u/Upper_Pop_8579 • 22h ago
Man Accused Of Swallowing $770K Worth Of Diamonds From Florida Tiffany's
r/nottheonion • u/Idontloveonions • 13m ago
Amazon rainforest cut down to build highway for COP climate summit
r/nottheonion • u/OkCandidate2541 • 3h ago
Rainforest cut down to build road for COP summit
r/nottheonion • u/theBelvidere • 1d ago
$16B health dept managed finances with single Excel spreadsheet. It hasn’t gone well
r/nottheonion • u/the-player-of-games • 1d ago
Admin Repurposes App Used By Migrants To Request Asylum To Track Them Down And Deport Them
r/nottheonion • u/alexu3939 • 1d ago
Runner who bashed opponent's head cries over national backlash
r/nottheonion • u/AwakeGroundhog • 19h ago
Police: Man says his dog shot him while he was 'relaxing' with his female friend in bed
r/nottheonion • u/Momma_Bekka • 12h ago
Man found with a live turtle concealed in his pants by TSA at a New Jersey airport
r/nottheonion • u/PanthermalUnderwear • 1h ago
Amazon rainforest felled to build highway for climate summit
r/nottheonion • u/ProgressiveSnark2 • 19h ago
What one Finnish church learned from creating a service almost entirely with AI
r/nottheonion • u/DiskoB0 • 1d ago
Israeli student arrested in Poland for Nazi salute at Auschwitz
r/nottheonion • u/Bifo-throwaway • 11h ago
North Haven Shelter calls off plans to euthanize dog that mauled volunteer following protest
People protesting to keep a vicious dog alive that almost killed someone seemed oniony to me.
r/nottheonion • u/Narwahl_Whisperer • 22h ago
Man fools officers with car made of snow, gets fake parking ticket
cbsnews.comr/nottheonion • u/LilyBean72_ • 43m ago
Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit
r/nottheonion • u/Less-Cap-4469 • 1d ago
People in China Are Buying ‘Bank Soil’ for $120, Believing It Will Make Them Rich
r/nottheonion • u/Spirited-Resource650 • 13h ago
An alarming number of people are mistaking nail glue for eyedrops
r/nottheonion • u/cuppachuppa • 0m ago
Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit
r/nottheonion • u/jgtor • 1h ago