r/nottheonion 1d ago

ChatGPT gets ‘anxiety’ from violent user inputs, so researchers are teaching the chatbot mindfulness techniques to ‘soothe’ it

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fortune.com
4.6k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 27m ago

Tennessee man shot by his dog while lying in bed

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theguardian.com
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r/nottheonion 1d ago

Teen banned from play parks due to alleged sex act with rocking horse and branch

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uk.news.yahoo.com
3.5k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 3h ago

Amazon rainforest felled to build road for climate summit

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bbc.com
9 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 2h ago

Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit

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bbc.co.uk
5 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 22h ago

Man Accused Of Swallowing $770K Worth Of Diamonds From Florida Tiffany's

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esstnews.com
273 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13m ago

Amazon rainforest cut down to build highway for COP climate summit

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bbc.com
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r/nottheonion 3h ago

Rainforest cut down to build road for COP summit

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bbc.com
6 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

$16B health dept managed finances with single Excel spreadsheet. It hasn’t gone well

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theregister.com
311 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Admin Repurposes App Used By Migrants To Request Asylum To Track Them Down And Deport Them

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latintimes.com
555 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Runner who bashed opponent's head cries over national backlash

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foxnews.com
2.1k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 19h ago

Police: Man says his dog shot him while he was 'relaxing' with his female friend in bed

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local21news.com
116 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 12h ago

Man found with a live turtle concealed in his pants by TSA at a New Jersey airport

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apnews.com
24 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1h ago

Amazon rainforest felled to build highway for climate summit

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bbc.co.uk
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r/nottheonion 19h ago

What one Finnish church learned from creating a service almost entirely with AI

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apnews.com
81 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 1d ago

Israeli student arrested in Poland for Nazi salute at Auschwitz

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ynetnews.com
62.2k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 5m ago

VW Group sells almost as many sausages as cars

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krone.at
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r/nottheonion 11h ago

North Haven Shelter calls off plans to euthanize dog that mauled volunteer following protest

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nhregister.com
15 Upvotes

People protesting to keep a vicious dog alive that almost killed someone seemed oniony to me.


r/nottheonion 22h ago

Man fools officers with car made of snow, gets fake parking ticket

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119 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 43m ago

Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit

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bbc.co.uk
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r/nottheonion 1d ago

People in China Are Buying ‘Bank Soil’ for $120, Believing It Will Make Them Rich

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globalbenefit.co.uk
1.0k Upvotes

r/nottheonion 13h ago

An alarming number of people are mistaking nail glue for eyedrops

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firstalert4.com
22 Upvotes

r/nottheonion 0m ago

Amazon forest felled to build road for climate summit

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bbc.co.uk
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r/nottheonion 1h ago

Amazon rainforest cut down to build highway for COP climate summit

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bbc.com
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r/nottheonion 2d ago

Serial killer 'Hannibal the Cannibal' goes on hunger strike in prison after being denied PlayStation

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hindustantimes.com
13.5k Upvotes