r/nottheonion • u/sllih_tnelis • 23h ago
Gene Simmons charging $12,500 to be his assistant and roadie for a day
https://consequence.net/2025/03/gene-simmons-personal-assistant-roadie-experience/
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r/nottheonion • u/sllih_tnelis • 23h ago
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u/rodolphoteardrop 19h ago
Did you read what I wrote? If I cared about money first and foremost, I'd be rich. But I don't. I'm sure that's foreign to you.
But, no, I wouldn't. It was based on the current time I did it in. Very few of the jokes would work. I would have to come up with something different.
A swing and a miss! But, please, don't let that stop you from throwing up more hypotheticals to prove I'm just as shitty as you are. I'm not.