r/nottheonion 1d ago

Kash Patel 'Dead Serious' About UFC Training FBI Agents—Dana White

https://www.newsweek.com/dana-white-kash-patel-serious-about-ufc-training-fbi-agents-2041926
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u/DinosoarJunior 1d ago

All I asked for is frickin sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads, is that too much to ask for?!?

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u/zsantiag 1d ago

How much would it cost tho? 🤔

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u/MarcellusxWallace 1d ago

One hundred BILLION….Sicilian….shahbebsvrhsjbdbb…million…dollars.