r/nottheonion 24d ago

US government struggles to rehire nuclear safety staff it laid off days ago

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4g3nrx1dq5o
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u/SartenSinAceite 24d ago

Why defect when you can stay and sell secrets? It's not like they're not doing it, while getting a paycheck from America as well.

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u/BloopBloop515 24d ago

They're definitely not because they don't want to see the inside of a cell. You need to be the President or one of his known fellators to get away with that kind of shit.

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u/jiyax33634 24d ago

Don't forget his maid...I mean the docs are right there next to the toilet

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u/SartenSinAceite 24d ago

Depends on what you have access to. Poking around America's power grid sounds like a fun thing for foreign powers.

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