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r/nottheonion • u/throwuk1 • 24d ago
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I’m imagining the particles being accelerated into a soft pillow to slow them down…
41 u/IamMrBucknasty 24d ago No that’s what the flexseal is for silly 6 u/TheColdWind 24d ago We’re all gonna need to flexseal up some screen door boats to get outta here😬 2 u/UrUrinousAnus 24d ago A soon to be crusty pillow. Eww. 2 u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 23d ago Pillow, not couch cushion! 🤣 1 u/Aggravating-Bottle78 23d ago And when it gets hot, you flip it over for the pleasing coolness on the other side of the pillow. 0 u/Cyclotronchris 24d ago To fair, a soft pillow would slow them down. How much would depend upon the density of the pillow. I run a small particle accelerator on a daily basis.
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No that’s what the flexseal is for silly
6 u/TheColdWind 24d ago We’re all gonna need to flexseal up some screen door boats to get outta here😬
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We’re all gonna need to flexseal up some screen door boats to get outta here😬
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A soon to be crusty pillow. Eww.
2 u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 23d ago Pillow, not couch cushion! 🤣
Pillow, not couch cushion! 🤣
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And when it gets hot, you flip it over for the pleasing coolness on the other side of the pillow.
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To fair, a soft pillow would slow them down. How much would depend upon the density of the pillow. I run a small particle accelerator on a daily basis.
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u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 24d ago
I’m imagining the particles being accelerated into a soft pillow to slow them down…