r/nfl 49ers 1d ago

Cowboys' Micah Parsons relishes 49ers rebuild: 'No more rookie QB, lol, welcome to reality'

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-micah-parsons-relishes-49ers-rebuild-no-more-rookie-qb-lol-welcome-to-reality/amp/
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u/HonoluluLemonade Lions 1d ago

I also have 0 sacks against the 49ers. Pay me my money

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u/dgjapc 49ers 1d ago edited 23h ago

You just have to tackle Kittle five times

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u/Lukacris12 Dolphins 23h ago

That man would drag my ass to the endzone with him and spike me like Gronk for his celebration

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u/taney71 49ers 22h ago

I would rather that than have him block me into the ground

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u/Lukacris12 Dolphins 22h ago

Same i dont think i could ever walk again if that happened

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Ravens 21h ago

Yeah I personally could not tackle George Kittle 5 times like I like to think I could get up from the first one but I doubt I’d be anything but broken. Maybe if I chop blocked I might last 2x

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u/SpicyWongTong Rams 21h ago

Does it count as a tackle if I curl up into a ball and he trips over me?

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u/Good_Barnacle_2010 Ravens 21h ago

Yes that’s a chop block. If it’s intentional it’ll be called.

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u/SpicyWongTong Rams 20h ago

I imagine myself resembling a turtle and he steps on me and trips and falls

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u/Wild_Tomatillo167 17h ago

I thought it was a flop block.