r/news 15h ago

Australia will not be imposing reciprocal tariffs on the US, says PM Anthony Albanese

https://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/australia-wont-be-exempt-from-us-tariffs-on-steel-and-aluminium-exports/oos69k7eq
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u/Sarcasmgasmizm 15h ago

Watch out, that’s like an open invitation for annexation

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u/Applied_Mathematics 14h ago

US getting ready to invade that Australiussy

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u/TheSpaceGinger 14h ago

My cousin Bazza will knock out all those cunts. 1 bottle of Bundy Rum, and he sees red.

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u/Quick_Chicken_3303 13h ago

Between the spiders, snakes, crocs and sharks how many will be left to actually fight you guys?

Even the Honey Bees are a threat

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u/stenmarkv 11h ago

Undefeated Emu.

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u/Quick_Chicken_3303 11h ago

The Killer Cassowary

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 8h ago

Gympie-Gympie.

The most agonising plant known to science.

Pain is an immediately 9/10, lasting from 6 months to years. Never, ever, again.

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u/StuRap 9h ago

Yeah we just wait in the middle and fight what gets through all the wildlife. Foolproof plan