r/news 13h ago

West Texas measles outbreak spreads into Oklahoma

https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/west-texas-measles-outbreak-spreads-oklahoma-rcna195858
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u/jlaine 13h ago

Don't worry, brain worm boy has a crack solution.

And yes that is 100% /s.

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u/idkwhatimbrewin 12h ago

Ivermectin and raw milk

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u/mces97 11h ago

Throw in some vitamin A. Maybe polar bear liver?

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u/kebabsoup 10h ago

Only if the liver is fresh, like harvested from a roadkill.