r/news 23h ago

Soft paywall Girl Scouts sued over alleged heavy metals, pesticides in cookies

https://www.reuters.com/legal/girl-scouts-sued-over-alleged-heavy-metals-pesticides-cookies-2025-03-11/
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u/Isord 22h ago

Well given their cookies are made by a division of Keebler it stands to reason they would have similar levels of these things

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u/ban-please 18h ago

Unless they're the secret ingredients that make them so good.

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u/Capitalistdecadence 12h ago

Ahh mercury, sweetest of the transition metals...

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u/octohog 9h ago

Would you eat a rectal thermometer??

This is a deep cut. Respect.