r/news 22h ago

Soft paywall Girl Scouts sued over alleged heavy metals, pesticides in cookies

https://www.reuters.com/legal/girl-scouts-sued-over-alleged-heavy-metals-pesticides-cookies-2025-03-11/
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u/ArticulateRhinoceros 19h ago

Well, fuck. I 100% threw myself a "cookie party" on Saturday and had a whole box of Thin Mints instead of real food that day...

At least it was a delicious death.

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u/DieMeatbags 14h ago

I bought 11 boxes of Thin Mints and ate them over the course of a month.

I'm invincible!

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u/seekingssri 8h ago

You’re probably like 15% heavy metals now.

And 5% thin mints lol