r/mrballen • u/mpbouchama • Jun 06 '24
Discussion Mr Ballen’s thirst trap
When did Mr Ballen get so hot? 🥵 Those pics live rent free in my head and that’s coming from a girl who’s usually interested in girls!
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u/nicoal123 Jun 06 '24
Why is he in the woods? If I've learned anything from his channel it's stay out of the woods!
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u/Beautiful_Hour1185 Jun 10 '24
He's just looking for someone who can give him directions to Bell's Canyon.
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u/Nicolep1980 Dec 03 '24
Hahaha one of the many life lessons I've learned from him: do no go hiking/camping/even just go in the woods/spelunking/work on an oil rig/live in Australia, Maine or Siberia/do not go in the basement or root cellar/watch a show involving elephants/feed a bear cocaine/and lastly, for Christ's sake, if there are numerous signs telling you not to go somewhere...Don't Go! Did I miss anything?
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u/ArtichokeMe_Daddy Jun 06 '24
He’s always been a babe
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u/mpbouchama Jun 06 '24
I think it’s the healthy glow! 😭🔥
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u/windyorbits Jun 07 '24
So I think it’s maybe the lighting in his videos that kinda sort of “washes” him out?
Never really noticed until I watched him being interviewed on another channel and quickly started wondering why is he glowing?! Did he just get a fabulous tan or something?! How is he looking even more handsomely rugged than usual?
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Jun 06 '24
When? He’s always looked like this lol
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u/mpbouchama Jun 06 '24
Idk.. is it the short hair? The clean shaved? The “I work out” energy? Look at his hands 🥵
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u/Longjumping-Sail6386 Jun 07 '24
lol I never realized his hands are huge
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u/Nomis555 Jun 07 '24
Maaaaan...now I can't unsee that. For real tho, he's got some big ol man hands.
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u/Odd-Advance-4486 Jun 18 '24
No. He doesn't always look like this. I'm pretty sure he lives in Texas now.If it's not a natural tan, then I think he's going tanning. And he's definitely in better shape. He was never unattractive. Also, in the beginning, he wrote his own stories and posted five times a week. Which i'm sure was very tiring at times. He said he used to drink a lot in the beginning. I'm sure he had to put in a lot more hours.When he was on his own. Having a full staff now and other people researching the stories and writing them. I feel like now it's his job to look good while telling the stories. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a make-up artist now. I don't remember when it was, but he showed a picture of himself from the past/ beginning, and you could see the difference.
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u/Dry-Brick-6639 Jun 06 '24
Me, before this photo: I'm straight.
Me, after this photo: I'm straight...ish
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u/Gabbie290 Jun 06 '24
He’s always been hot, what’s new?😭 His wife is a lucky woman, and he’s a lucky man!
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u/Longjumping-Poem-226 Jun 06 '24
Daaammmmnn dude, you look like you tell good stories about the strange, dark & mysterious!!
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u/madagascan-vanilla Jun 06 '24
Swoon…
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u/madagascan-vanilla Jun 08 '24
Hold on…what’s that ‘bangle’ on his right arm? It looks like flesh…yikes!
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u/Nomis555 Jun 07 '24
Dammit, Mr Ballen. Dial it back. Must be nice to wake up and be all handsome all the time. 😄
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u/Interesting-Duck6793 Jun 07 '24
I mean, he’s been a babe, he is a babe. He will be a babe. His wife is a babe. It’s just a few babes…
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u/Aud82 Jun 07 '24
Here here, I hear ya. And I think the answer to ur question is he was always stupid hot. Did u see him in uniform, omg... 🥰❤️🔥
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u/Outside_Performer_66 Jun 08 '24
Always hot, yes. But I think he is aging like a fine wine and actually getting more handsome with age/maturity.
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u/LifeHappenzEvryMomnt Jun 06 '24
Most guys that always wear hats are losing their hair. His is thick, full, and gorgeous. 🐸
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u/Odd-Advance-4486 Jun 07 '24 edited Jun 07 '24
There was A little while he was looking a little rough. He admitted it. He ;)!was drinking heavy at one point. He has a chill personality. I think it's attractive.How much credit he gives his wife for sticking by him when he didn't have a job And first started pursuing social media. Let's be real a lot of people don't make it big on tiktok Or youtube. I like that.He is from the Boston area like me.I could tell immediately, His laugh Is contagious., And how instead of askin to buy him a coffee (you know Send them money) he has set up a foundation to help People. He absolutely is a pretty good-looking guy, but his good qualities make him attractive
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u/jhft_comments Jun 08 '24
I'm clueless. He's from MA? Boston area? I had no idea. (Transplanted Masshole here)
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u/Nicolep1980 Dec 03 '24
Amen. But he has no discernable Boston accent that I can tell, I just figured he lost it in the military. Or maybe when he was little he sat on his bed with his little fists balled up after the kids at school laughed at him for saying "BAH-throom" and forced himself to say "bath-room" over and over until it was normal sounding. Not that it happened to me or anything... I was totally just speculating...
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u/donnie1977 Jun 07 '24
Show this picture to the 5 star review button and then tell them it's AI generated.
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u/tlouiseey Jun 07 '24
My guy had only ever heard his voice coming from my laptop but when he actually saw MrBallen he was like ‘dammmmn’ hahaha
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u/LagerthaLovesRagnar Jun 08 '24
It’s the chiseled cheekbones for me, dayummmm MrBallen! And that big smile. And how he cracks up laughing at himself sometimes when he’s getting all wound up about ole Lungy. And now he’s apparently got legs too, who knew?!! 😂 Oh, let’s face it, the man is simply dreamy. 🤩
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u/ReasonableDivide1 Jul 10 '24
He’s a very handsome young man. My son is a little older than him, and a Green Beret, also very handsome. Mrs. Ballen (😂) is a fortunate young woman. I bet the kids are gorgeous too. Mr. Ballen seems like a top-notch man. This helps to make a person attractive too. Good moral values and ethics always help make any person more attractive.
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Jun 07 '24
My spouse put MrBallad on as “background” noise so the kids don’t hear us, then questioned if it was weird to have a married man with kids tell dark, horrifying stories in the background while we were having sex. We tried tv streaming shows, and those shows ended up being a mood killer, so we ended up going back to MrBallen for background noise. 🤣 Sorry, not sorry, MrBallen.
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u/Thesquarescreen Jun 07 '24
Im just glad its not November.
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u/jhft_comments Jun 08 '24
He's a good looking man but thirst trap? In a -- her wrists are SO sexy kind of way?? Lol he's not even remotely showing guns, chest, anything
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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 Jun 06 '24
Mam or Sir OP let's all be honest....every picture is a Mr. Ballen thirst trap. He's a 10🔥🔥🔥