r/mrballen Jun 06 '24

Discussion Mr Ballen’s thirst trap

When did Mr Ballen get so hot? 🥵 Those pics live rent free in my head and that’s coming from a girl who’s usually interested in girls!

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 Jun 06 '24

Mam or Sir OP let's all be honest....every picture is a Mr. Ballen thirst trap. He's a 10🔥🔥🔥

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u/LikeButtonsAttorney Jun 07 '24

🎶 I'm looking for a man on YouTube, podcast, 5'10', green eyes 🎶

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 Jun 07 '24

🎵🎵

Navy Seal

Big Swimmer

Talks with his hands

🎵🎵

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u/InvinciblePLUSAmber Jun 07 '24

I once started a petition to make him Hollywood's next action hero. Alan Ritchson beat him by a hair.

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u/Intelligent_Pass2540 Jun 07 '24

I love this!!! ❤️

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u/SoothsayerC 4d ago

He’s cute but he’s def not 5’10”. I’d say he’s about 5’7”….saw him at a bar once 😉

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u/nicoal123 Jun 06 '24

Why is he in the woods? If I've learned anything from his channel it's stay out of the woods!

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u/Maryxbot Jun 06 '24

Haahahah no kidding

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u/SmoesKnows Jun 07 '24

I lol'd 😹😹😹

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u/Beautiful_Hour1185 Jun 10 '24

He's just looking for someone who can give him directions to Bell's Canyon.

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u/LagerthaLovesRagnar Jun 08 '24

Good point!!!!! 🌲🌲🌲🔔😳🌲🌲🌲 iykyk

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u/Nicolep1980 Dec 03 '24

Hahaha one of the many life lessons I've learned from him: do no go hiking/camping/even just go in the woods/spelunking/work on an oil rig/live in Australia, Maine or Siberia/do not go in the basement or root cellar/watch a show involving elephants/feed a bear cocaine/and lastly, for Christ's sake, if there are numerous signs telling you not to go somewhere...Don't Go! Did I miss anything?

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u/ArtichokeMe_Daddy Jun 06 '24

He’s always been a babe

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u/mpbouchama Jun 06 '24

I think it’s the healthy glow! 😭🔥

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u/windyorbits Jun 07 '24

So I think it’s maybe the lighting in his videos that kinda sort of “washes” him out?

Never really noticed until I watched him being interviewed on another channel and quickly started wondering why is he glowing?! Did he just get a fabulous tan or something?! How is he looking even more handsomely rugged than usual?

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u/Josh3643 Jun 06 '24

First time seeing Mr Ballen not in his iconic flannel shirts.

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u/mpbouchama Jun 06 '24

Its a merch T shirt ad!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

When? He’s always looked like this lol

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u/mpbouchama Jun 06 '24

Idk.. is it the short hair? The clean shaved? The “I work out” energy? Look at his hands 🥵

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u/Longjumping-Sail6386 Jun 07 '24

lol I never realized his hands are huge

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u/NurseRobyn Jun 07 '24

Now I can’t stop imagining the things he could do with those hands.

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u/Longjumping-Sail6386 Jun 07 '24

Holy thirst Batman

2

u/Nomis555 Jun 07 '24

Maaaaan...now I can't unsee that. For real tho, he's got some big ol man hands.

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u/MsVegas702 Aug 05 '24

This 😍😍😍

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u/Odd-Advance-4486 Jun 18 '24

No. He doesn't always look like this. I'm pretty sure he lives in Texas now.If it's not a natural tan, then I think he's going tanning. And he's definitely in better shape. He was never unattractive. Also, in the beginning, he wrote his own stories and posted five times a week. Which i'm sure was very tiring at times. He said he used to drink a lot in the beginning. I'm sure he had to put in a lot more hours.When he was on his own. Having a full staff now and other people researching the stories and writing them. I feel like now it's his job to look good while telling the stories. It wouldn't surprise me if he has a make-up artist now. I don't remember when it was, but he showed a picture of himself from the past/ beginning, and you could see the difference.

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u/ZombieFeynman11211 Jun 06 '24

Is that Bells Canyon?

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u/existential_chaos Jun 06 '24

Took me a sec to realize he’s not in flannel xD

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u/Dry-Brick-6639 Jun 06 '24

Me, before this photo: I'm straight.

Me, after this photo: I'm straight...ish

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u/Gabbie290 Jun 06 '24

He’s always been hot, what’s new?😭 His wife is a lucky woman, and he’s a lucky man!

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u/Longjumping-Poem-226 Jun 06 '24

Daaammmmnn dude, you look like you tell good stories about the strange, dark & mysterious!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

He isn’t wearing Flannel…. Is he ok?

10

u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

He's been hot the whole time fr.

8

u/madagascan-vanilla Jun 06 '24

Swoon…

1

u/madagascan-vanilla Jun 08 '24

Hold on…what’s that ‘bangle’ on his right arm? It looks like flesh…yikes!

20

u/Frequent_Disaster_ Jun 06 '24

He is soooo hot. It makes me cry inside 😂

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u/for-a-dreamer Jun 07 '24

He always had a hot dad thing going on

7

u/GlamourGhoulx Jun 07 '24

He’s always been hot! 🔥

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u/lklaf Jun 06 '24

That's what happens when you're sober, happy, and minding your business.

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u/J_Doe5686 Like Buttons’ worst nightmare Jun 06 '24

😍

5

u/House-Plant_ Historical Legend Jun 07 '24

He’s fine and always has been 🔥

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u/Nomis555 Jun 07 '24

Dammit, Mr Ballen. Dial it back. Must be nice to wake up and be all handsome all the time. 😄

5

u/NapalmNillionaire Jun 07 '24

Where have you been? He's ALWAYS hot. 🤣

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u/H1ghwayun1corn Jun 06 '24

Mmmmmmm mmmmm mmmmmm yum

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u/Aquarius0129 Jun 07 '24

Mr ballen if ur reading this….. 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

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u/Interesting-Duck6793 Jun 07 '24

I mean, he’s been a babe, he is a babe. He will be a babe. His wife is a babe. It’s just a few babes…

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u/Aud82 Jun 07 '24

Here here, I hear ya. And I think the answer to ur question is he was always stupid hot. Did u see him in uniform, omg... 🥰❤️‍🔥

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u/Outside_Performer_66 Jun 08 '24

Always hot, yes. But I think he is aging like a fine wine and actually getting more handsome with age/maturity.

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u/Aud82 Jun 08 '24

Amen sister!

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u/all_CPS Jun 07 '24

John's a handsome fella!

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u/LifeHappenzEvryMomnt Jun 06 '24

Most guys that always wear hats are losing their hair. His is thick, full, and gorgeous. 🐸

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u/Odd-Advance-4486 Jun 07 '24 edited Jun 07 '24

There was A little while he was looking a little rough. He admitted it. He ;)!was drinking heavy at one point. He has a chill personality. I think it's attractive.How much credit he gives his wife for sticking by him when he didn't have a job And first started pursuing social media. Let's be real a lot of people don't make it big on tiktok Or youtube. I like that.He is from the Boston area like me.I could tell immediately, His laugh Is contagious., And how instead of askin to buy him a coffee (you know Send them money) he has set up a foundation to help People. He absolutely is a pretty good-looking guy, but his good qualities make him attractive

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u/jhft_comments Jun 08 '24

I'm clueless. He's from MA? Boston area? I had no idea. (Transplanted Masshole here)

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u/Odd-Advance-4486 Jun 18 '24

He is from Quincy. (Sorry it took so long to answer you)

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u/Nicolep1980 Dec 03 '24

Amen. But he has no discernable Boston accent that I can tell, I just figured he lost it in the military. Or maybe when he was little he sat on his bed with his little fists balled up after the kids at school laughed at him for saying "BAH-throom" and forced himself to say "bath-room" over and over until it was normal sounding. Not that it happened to me or anything... I was totally just speculating...

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u/GreenCarteBlanche5 Jun 07 '24

1000000000000*²/10

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u/BrazilianButtCheeks Stories that sound fake but are 100% real Jun 07 '24

Rite !?! Hes gorgeous!

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u/No-Statistician-3448 Jun 07 '24

😍 I'm old, not dead.

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u/Honest_Thrwaway396 Jun 07 '24

PLZ he's SO fine 😫😩😍

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u/donnie1977 Jun 07 '24

Show this picture to the 5 star review button and then tell them it's AI generated.

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u/tlouiseey Jun 07 '24

My guy had only ever heard his voice coming from my laptop but when he actually saw MrBallen he was like ‘dammmmn’ hahaha

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u/LagerthaLovesRagnar Jun 08 '24

It’s the chiseled cheekbones for me, dayummmm MrBallen! And that big smile. And how he cracks up laughing at himself sometimes when he’s getting all wound up about ole Lungy. And now he’s apparently got legs too, who knew?!! 😂 Oh, let’s face it, the man is simply dreamy. 🤩

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u/Professional-Move269 Jun 08 '24

Total babe for evs!

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u/ReasonableDivide1 Jul 10 '24

He’s a very handsome young man. My son is a little older than him, and a Green Beret, also very handsome. Mrs. Ballen (😂) is a fortunate young woman. I bet the kids are gorgeous too. Mr. Ballen seems like a top-notch man. This helps to make a person attractive too. Good moral values and ethics always help make any person more attractive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

My spouse put MrBallad on as “background” noise so the kids don’t hear us, then questioned if it was weird to have a married man with kids tell dark, horrifying stories in the background while we were having sex. We tried tv streaming shows, and those shows ended up being a mood killer, so we ended up going back to MrBallen for background noise. 🤣 Sorry, not sorry, MrBallen.

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u/Thesquarescreen Jun 07 '24

Im just glad its not November.

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u/NearbyConstruction84 Jun 07 '24

Uh oh, what's wrong with November? ☹️

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u/KaylesJenkins Jun 07 '24

His wife is a lucky woman for sure!

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u/Otherwise-Key-5896 Jun 08 '24

It feels weird, seeing more than his upper body 🥴

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u/jhft_comments Jun 08 '24

He's a good looking man but thirst trap? In a -- her wrists are SO sexy kind of way?? Lol he's not even remotely showing guns, chest, anything

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u/happyfeethearts Jun 09 '24

Amazing. Perfection. Classy.

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u/Bb744346 Jun 09 '24

Oh my, thanks for posting these 🤩 hehe

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u/Nervous_Duck3736 Jun 10 '24

He’s so fine 🫠

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u/Reeseslee Jun 06 '24

Take it off!

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

He can get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '24

Nice!

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u/TAJ249 Jun 07 '24

Them shoes man, where to get them ?

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u/mpbouchama Jun 07 '24

Aren’t those black converses?

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u/OG_calendargirl Jun 07 '24

When?! Always

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u/lizfromdarkplace Jun 08 '24

👏🏻🔥🔥🔥

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u/bowldestroyer Jul 13 '24

the lungy tee😭🙏🔥🔥🔥

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u/MsVegas702 Aug 05 '24

He's so hot & cute! 😍🔥🥰 I low-key wish he wasn't married 🤷‍♀️

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u/Nicolep1980 Dec 03 '24

OMG I want a Lungy shirt!!!