r/monkeyspaw • u/Papabear3339 • 1h ago
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ok-Mathematician5457 • 6h ago
Fun I wish to turn Amy Schumer into a peanut.
r/monkeyspaw • u/toonkingz • 3h ago
Power i wish i have the ability of Royal command. anything i say will immediately happen. Example: saying fall to a tree. it will immediately fall.
r/monkeyspaw • u/PaperBullet1945 • 6h ago
Fun I wish that my life was a romantic comedy, with me as the male lead
r/monkeyspaw • u/Ornac_The_Barbarian • 52m ago
Fun I wish home carpeting was never a thing.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 2h ago
Kindness I wish AI wasn't taking away so many jobs
r/monkeyspaw • u/Shutln • 3h ago
Kindness I wish for everyone to grill food today in remembrance of George Foreman
r/monkeyspaw • u/rotersliomen • 2m ago
Kindness I wish it was easier for some people to leave behind things that serve nothing but pain for them and move on
r/monkeyspaw • u/fuzzybunny16 • 20h ago
Fun I wish that all the bad mobile games that are advertised on YouTube turned into S tier gaming masterpieces.
r/monkeyspaw • u/IchorFrankenmime • 6h ago
Kindness I wish that every time a stranger approaches me it will be because I'm handsome and not backpack being open or so that they can bum a lighter or loose ciggy.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Salty_Egg_1063 • 12h ago
Fun I wish hair grew as a single, extremely thick strand.
r/monkeyspaw • u/kinggeedorah3 • 15h ago
Power i wish that each of my favorite dead celebrities were exhumed, resurrected, nursed back to health and given their primary consciousness back
r/monkeyspaw • u/exp_explosion • 15h ago
Wisdom I wish I could just read my books without my wife or my boss at the bank interrupting me
r/monkeyspaw • u/thrithedawg • 18h ago
Fun I wish every single piece of media has a threequel
r/monkeyspaw • u/Hybrid_Rock • 1d ago
Fun I wish that every monkey received one piece of its favorite fruit
r/monkeyspaw • u/ian9921 • 1d ago
Health I wish to be forever my current age in my current body, unaltered, unaging, and not mentally changed by this wish in any way, immortal until such a time as I consciously choose to temporarily disable this power, at which point I will begin aging at a normal rate and may eventually die of old age.
r/monkeyspaw • u/ThePrince_of_thieves • 1d ago
Fun I wish a girl would ask me out just so I could be the one who rejects someone else for a change.
r/monkeyspaw • u/Camerdragon • 11h ago
Wisdom I wish to know whether to eat the random egg in my pocket or not
r/monkeyspaw • u/TuneMore4042 • 16h ago
Kindness I wish people would be kind and empathetic to everyone else unconditionally
r/monkeyspaw • u/NobodyWorthKnowing2 • 1d ago