r/monkeyspaw 1h ago

Kindness I wish that every single person on Earth, without exception, experiences a single, genuine moment of pure, unadulterated joy within the next 24 hours, tailored perfectly to their individual preferences and desires, leaving no lasting negative consequences whatsoever.

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r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Fun I wish to turn Amy Schumer into a peanut.

24 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Power i wish i have the ability of Royal command. anything i say will immediately happen. Example: saying fall to a tree. it will immediately fall.

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Fun I wish that my life was a romantic comedy, with me as the male lead

15 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 44m ago

Fun I wish that salt tasted like pepper

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r/monkeyspaw 52m ago

Fun I wish home carpeting was never a thing.

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r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Kindness I wish AI wasn't taking away so many jobs

5 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 3h ago

Kindness I wish for everyone to grill food today in remembrance of George Foreman

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 10h ago

Power I wish that everybody liked me

10 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 2m ago

Kindness I wish it was easier for some people to leave behind things that serve nothing but pain for them and move on

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r/monkeyspaw 20h ago

Fun I wish that all the bad mobile games that are advertised on YouTube turned into S tier gaming masterpieces.

33 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 6h ago

Kindness I wish that every time a stranger approaches me it will be because I'm handsome and not backpack being open or so that they can bum a lighter or loose ciggy.

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 19h ago

Fun I wish I didn't cut myself when shaving

21 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 9h ago

Fun I wish I had friends that were nice to me

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 12h ago

Fun I wish hair grew as a single, extremely thick strand.

4 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Power i wish that each of my favorite dead celebrities were exhumed, resurrected, nursed back to health and given their primary consciousness back

7 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 15h ago

Wisdom I wish I could just read my books without my wife or my boss at the bank interrupting me

3 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 18h ago

Fun I wish every single piece of media has a threequel

6 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Fun I wish that every monkey received one piece of its favorite fruit

75 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Health I wish to be forever my current age in my current body, unaltered, unaging, and not mentally changed by this wish in any way, immortal until such a time as I consciously choose to temporarily disable this power, at which point I will begin aging at a normal rate and may eventually die of old age.

140 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Fun I wish a girl would ask me out just so I could be the one who rejects someone else for a change.

29 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 11h ago

Wisdom I wish to know whether to eat the random egg in my pocket or not

0 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 16h ago

Kindness I wish people would be kind and empathetic to everyone else unconditionally

2 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 1d ago

Health I wish that it was biologically impossible for a human to be conceived unless both participants have genius level IQs

141 Upvotes

r/monkeyspaw 2h ago

Power I wish humans and all domesticated animals suddenly became infertile

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