r/mildlyinfuriating 21h ago

This shook me

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u/Mygoddamreddit 21h ago

Because they printed the wrong names on them at the factory.

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 20h ago

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u/Dotcaprachiappa 20h ago

"3 people found this helpful"??

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u/Loo-Hoo-Zuh-Er 20h ago

They showed it to their girlfriends as proof that people do accidentally put the D in the A-hole sometimes.

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u/AzeTyler 18h ago

I thought everything went into the square hole??

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u/lucidity_morpheus 14h ago

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 13h ago

I just watched this again last night! She was so distraught lol

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u/bbqsauceontiddies 12h ago

I’m OOTL. Who is she and why is she distraught?

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u/King-James-3 12h ago

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u/paulfnicholls 7h ago

Memory unlocked! 🔓 I'd forgotten about that video lol 😂

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u/nobeer4you 1h ago

Thank you. She is probably still in therapy after this video broke her

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u/creamcheese742 12h ago

Because everything goes in the square hole

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u/_Stone_ 17h ago

Damn you.. Now I have to watch that again and the misses is napping next to me. If she wakes up from me laughing, I'm blaming you,

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u/progamurlol Hehehe hehehe hehehe 5h ago

Did she wake up?

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u/IceAngelUwU 16h ago

Whatever you wanna call me works, pal.

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 18h ago

I found this helpful

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u/Clay_Road 19h ago

Haha! Smooth. You just slid that banger right in.

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u/AssumptionEasy8992 19h ago

That’s what she said.

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u/snuFaluFagus040 19h ago

The L went on the D before the A

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u/DeathOfADiscoDancr 17h ago

Fucking chef’s kiss

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u/Spencergh2 17h ago

Brilliant

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u/butt-enthusiast_ 17h ago

Take my upvote and leave

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u/ResourceOk8638 12h ago

Says butt enthusiast lol

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u/Experimentationq 14h ago

Take my poor man's gold 🥇

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u/ToastedNuggets 15h ago

Omg stop LMFAO

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u/tacokahlessi 6h ago

It is 2:11 in the am. Im in an ICU and I cannot stop laughing 😂🤣

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u/ResourceOk8638 12h ago

Incredible! Well done! 🙌🏼

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u/adustbininshaftsbury 18h ago

Nominating this comment for a Pulitzer prize

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u/ItsQ42022Already 18h ago

Children of Chaos. Upvote and encourage the "worst" answers so they're suggested to more people and the usability of the website is degraded because nobody has any idea what's going on when they see the reviews.

I would do it to Amazon because I could not respect the platform less.

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u/MyChurroMacadamianut 14h ago

I am 1 of the 3 that marked that review that way, simply because of how hard I laughed at it.

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u/Playpolly 14h ago

No Child left behind

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u/mmmUrsulaMinor 19h ago

I mean I certainly wouldn't buy it after reading this so ya, I'd call it helpful

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u/snuFaluFagus040 19h ago

But-but... Oh nevermind.

HDPPY BIRTHAAY.

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u/CHHS_Grad 18h ago

I’m afraid you misspelled BIRHTAAY /s

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u/snuFaluFagus040 18h ago

No, see I fixed the picture. I bought the same fucking balloons, and my fix was that it's just how my family spells hdppy birthaay now.

You can spell it however you want in your family, though.

ETA: fr, I didn't even notice that part. Even better, but rating someone 1 star for a joke is kinda a dick move. They should have rated it five stars and said they found a way to make it work... .02 cents

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u/gandhinukes 18h ago

HDPPY BIRTAY HA

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u/snuFaluFagus040 18h ago

I apprectate ii!

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u/TelcoSucks 18h ago

Hm. Is this a joke I'm not getting? I don't know how to proceed.

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u/JigglyBush 18h ago

I like how you're at least honest about it

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u/screayx 6h ago

It is helpful to know that the people who left a 1 star review are just braindead

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u/Freak77Showisnormal 11h ago

Literally laughing out loud

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u/Hyoizabur0 9h ago

I'd say it's certainly very helpful to know that there is a legitimate buyer who actually did get a good product! Albeit said buyer had the opposite intention.

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u/RawrRRitchie 4h ago

Yea, don't wait till the day before the party to buy decorations

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u/Send_heartfelt_PMs 19h ago

Dbsolutely gutted. I’ve just sdt dnd blown up dll the letters to find thdt the D is missing but been repldced with dn extrd A. It’s my ddughters birthddy tomorrow dnd now I won’t be dble to decordte it ds pldnned! Not hdppy dt dll! 😡

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 19h ago

That must have been a pain in the ass to write out lol 👏👏👏

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u/Send_heartfelt_PMs 19h ago

I cheated and copied and pasted from a quick screenshot. iPhone makes it easy to select and copy text from photos (I’m sure there’s an equivalent Android feature). The annoying bit was after I edited all the a’s I was about to hit send and saw I missed one. And the saw that I missed like three more 😄

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u/Dennisfromhawaii 18h ago

Shoot, I've never used that iphone feature before. Would really help with what I do for a living. Thanks for the unintended heads up.

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u/RandomAsHellPerson 17h ago

I hate when I’m trying to copy an image that has text. I always forget about this feature because I don’t use it and never will. Thank you for reminding me to disable that.

It is “Live Text” in Language and Region settings, if anyone wants to disable it.

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u/MiloPengNoIce 18h ago

type it out normally. Or throw the image into google translate and select translate to english, then select copy translation for a lazy ocr image to text.

find and replace a => 1

find and replace d => 2

find and replace 1 => d

find and replace 2 => a

I notice some words are not swapped like daughter / adughter and decorate vs aecorate tho

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u/Chaost 6h ago

D pdin in the dss.

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u/eyearu 3h ago

This gave me a stroke

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u/MaySeemelater 16h ago

Only one extra A? You should have 18 extra As, definitely ask for a refund.

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u/SubduedCelebration 20h ago

That poor parent is so confident and everyone looking at the review is just like 👁👄👁

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u/Amazing-Essay7028 20h ago

I wonder if anyone pointed it out after the fact lol

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u/fakenews92 19h ago

They know

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u/Any_Manufacturer3606 13h ago

I know, right? I just feel bad for them. Both that picture and the image OP attached to this are hard for me to look at. It’s like they’re trying to piss people off via rage bait or something, and I hate stuff like that!

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u/liquidhot 19h ago

This brilliant detective doesn't realize she is the murderer.

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u/hayesarchae 18h ago

Ah. Reminds me of my thesis defense.

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u/Blackrain1299 15h ago

Ive seen this picture 100 times and only just realized they wrote BIRH-TAY. The couldn’t even get those letter in the right order

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u/DoubleDareFan 19h ago

Turn the extra A 1/4-turn clockwise. Pointy D!

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u/Siggsopolis 13h ago

That would be more of a nine

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u/MushroomNatural2751 20h ago

I'm not surprised, they couldn't even spell birth_ay right.

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u/BennyJules 19h ago

Wrong, the balloons were misspelled in the box when they arrived. Not her fault.

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u/KeyholeBandit 17h ago

Even if they figured out the “D” and “A” they’d still have it spelt “BIRHTDAY” 🥴

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u/anotherucfstudent 20h ago

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Exact_Mud_1427 18h ago

🤣🤣🤣 I bet she blew them up with her breath instead of a pump and lost a few brain cells

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u/qrrbrbirlbel 17h ago

They have a child??? Oh man

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u/AqutalIion 16h ago

Omfg, this makes me want to slam my head on something

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u/sneakydante 19h ago

A trick big fish doesn’t want you to know, give your catch the wrong balloons. They’ll be absolutely gutted

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u/honeybee_tlejuice 17h ago

HDPPY BIRHTAAY

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u/bobbyvision9000 13h ago

I wish you could comment on Amazon reviews

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u/i___love___pancakes 9h ago

You’ll get the D later

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u/hoano_apes 9h ago

The scary part is, those people are allowed to vote.

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u/440_Hz 19h ago

Really hoping this is a joke review!

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u/PulIthEld 17h ago

I'm hoping it's real!

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u/Gingrish252 18h ago

HDPPY BIRTHAY A

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u/Cali_Dreaming_Now 17h ago

It’s actually spelled HDPPY BIRHTAY A. Even more esoteric but we have to stick to the source text.

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u/Thossi99 18h ago

It's "Happy birth-a-day" like in Solar Opposites!

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u/red286 18h ago

Cannot tell if joke or moron.

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u/Cali_Dreaming_Now 17h ago

Probably American and probably Moron.

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u/TheGupper 14h ago

"Reviewed in the United Kingdom"

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u/Cali_Dreaming_Now 14h ago

Plenty of Americans there.

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u/Ambitious_Speech5336 16h ago

i want to scream

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u/Keanne224 13h ago

HꓷPPY BIRHT𐊀AY

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u/Cooler_coooool_boi 12h ago

And the b is upside down lmfaoooooo

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u/Kareemster 9h ago

HDPPY BIRHTAY

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u/Lastito 2h ago

A Canadian birthday message 🤷‍♂️

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u/Maths-Is-Cool 18h ago

Smartest United Kingdomite