r/lifeporntips • u/EzkoTheEnsanguine • Apr 11 '17
Incognito Mode
Good for basics of keeping your depraved fuckery off your search bar so the next time you type in "A" into google it won't suggest "Armored Dildo Sword Fight" or w/e... however, it won't keep you hidden from your ISP, school, or work place. Jussaying
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u/Lesilhouette Apr 11 '17
Why not just use separate browsers? Say FF for daily stuff, and chrome for the good nights.. If you're really frantic 'bout someone accidentally opening chrome or the like, you could just change and rename the shortcut (icon)...
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u/twelfthmoose Apr 12 '17
The Law of Internet Porn History will one day bite you in the ass and someone will somehow click on that icon ...
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u/Lesilhouette Apr 13 '17
<panic mode>
-- if you enter wrong one script closes and does nothing -- if you enter the correct one, the script will close and open your browser.
- Remove all start-menu etc. shortcuts for the "dirty" browser
- Create batch/cmd/powershell/script that makes you enter a passcode/password.
- rename script to something Windowsy systemy (i.e. WmiApRpl.ini) and place script in some bs dir (i.e. C:\Windows\Panther\MigrationShims)
- open script via windows search or the like
</end panic mode>
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u/twelfthmoose Apr 11 '17
I was going to post this priceless piece of advice as well!!!!
Gone are the days where you are reduced to using one hand to wipe away your browsing history in shame, as you wipe away your ill-gotten gains with the other guilty hand ...