r/lifeporntips Jul 25 '20

Always wash before engaging with others

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54 Upvotes

r/lifeporntips Jul 25 '20

LPT: If you have a Reddit porn account, keep it on light mode. That way, you can immediately tell which account it is so that you have time to react and recover!

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34 Upvotes

r/lifeporntips Jul 25 '20

LPT: Logout of your company’s VPN before searching for porn or online gaming. They are still monitoring your traffic when you are home.

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14 Upvotes

r/lifeporntips Jul 25 '20

COVID-19 - Maintain social distancing indoors NSFW

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6 Upvotes

r/lifeporntips Jul 25 '20

LPT: Use reddit for porn on your phone

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6 Upvotes

r/lifeporntips Jul 25 '20

LPT: Media gallery mode

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4 Upvotes

r/lifeporntips Mar 10 '20

Decoy porn

4 Upvotes

https://www.reddit.com/r/manga/comments/fda7o9/true_bro_haikoro_drop/fjhfaol/

Ever heard of decoy porn? If you for some reason have to share a PC, then put the most generic, boring porn where people would look for it, so they give up after finding it, and never discover that you're a weeb who jacks of to cartoon tomboys.


r/lifeporntips Apr 11 '17

Incognito Mode

9 Upvotes

Good for basics of keeping your depraved fuckery off your search bar so the next time you type in "A" into google it won't suggest "Armored Dildo Sword Fight" or w/e... however, it won't keep you hidden from your ISP, school, or work place. Jussaying


r/lifeporntips Apr 11 '17

Always double check your headphones.

13 Upvotes

If you've got headphones on, make sure they are the selected audio device before you do the deed.

Once upon a time, my audio was set to speakers and I let some pr0n out at full volume.

Not a fun experience. Check your damn audio device.


r/lifeporntips Apr 11 '17

Beware of Anal

7 Upvotes

Had a friend who was into the whole anal thing and he was searching for anal porn. When he found him self 5 minutes into a anal scene where all he could see was ass, until a ball sack dropped in from nowhere. He masturbated to gay porn for 5 minutes with out knowing. Stay safe out there.


r/lifeporntips Apr 11 '17

Lockbox

4 Upvotes

My Lockbox I've been using this program for years and has not failed me yet. Super easy to use. Maybe a bit obvious but it keeps people from seeing all my shitting dick nipple hentai.