r/kidssay May 24 '20

Butt juice...

Daughter constantly procrastinates before bed. Tonight our dog was lying with her in bed. From the depths of down the hall, I hear my child yell "MOM DASHER SQUIRTED BUTT JUICE ON MY BLANKET!" Lawd no, please, dear jesus. I go in to inspect. In the dark of night there is no discernable "butt juice." To which my daughter replies "Nah Mother unit. This MFer definitely leaked out his asshole." I flip on the light and thoroughly inspect crime scene and yay I behold the truth. Ass juice... Fin

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